evil stewie vs cartman

This is a battle between stewie's darkest side( the hand that rocks the wheelchair)  and cartman.

pure evil stewie

vs

same old cartman

Cartman, Stewie is played out

Cartman is definetly more evil and more sadistic but Stewie is way smarter and has much better equipment to destroy the mean C so i thin Stewie would win. Great fight btw.

  Cartman, he befriended the King of Darkness and went on an epic rampage throughout the country, and didn't even get arrested, or for that matter, eaten by Cthulhu.

Evil Stewie...He won't hesitate to kill...Besides Cartman let Wendy whoop his ass....

I think that Stewie would win. I think he has enough weapons and intelligence to outdo Cartman.

I'm going with Stewie because I like him better than Cartman and his intelligence surpasses that of Cartman.

Stewie, he is smarter, a figher and fears nothing! Cartman is just a fat pus** ( can i say pus** here?) 

Actually i take back what i said, Cartman gets cthulhu to do his dirty work for him!

Stewie uses his strong pimp hand against Cartman.

If it's just a a straight fight out of the blue, then Stewie would probably win. He has been shown to exhibit superb fight abilities and agility. If it was a planned encounter, or if Cartman were able to get in a few words in before Stewie could land a punch, I can see Cartman weaseling a win. Stewie may be a master engineer, but Cartman might as well have a Ph.D. in psychology, sociology, and political science. He's a master manipulator and is extremely good at using his opponents' strengths against them. Also, Cartman has no morals. He's a sociopath. Cartman will exploit any resource or opportunity in his reach, regardless of  the cost to others or even himself. Stewie may like to act like a tough guy, but he's just a kid with mommy issues. He's too exploitable.

Cartman should be stronger but Stewie is smarter so he could pull of a win

Cartman is more evil, but Stewie wins in a fight.

@TheGoldenOne said:

Cartman is more evil, but Stewie wins in a fight.

I wholeheartedly agree with this

Cartman

Has anyone here watched "Scott Tenarman Must Die"?

Seriously is anyone reading the OP this is "Evil Stewie" not regular Stewie... 
    

Seriously is anyone reading the OP this is "Evil Stewie" not regular Stewie... 
    

Stewie. There is no way Cartman could even touch him. 
  

Lets also not forget the latent toon force that Stewie has...He's been able to pull out weapons from his pocket (i.e bazookas, swords, machine guns) Evil Stewiw wins... 
@Amegashita: The OP has a picture of "Evil Stewie" and it is even stated which Stewie he is using...This Stewie is a homicidal maniac that won't hesitate to kill so Cartman won't be manipulating anything he dies at the beginning of the fight...

Stewie with ridiculous ease. It would be like beating up a squishy sack of fat that swears.

in a straight up fight no prep, stewie wins since he is the better fighter and usually carries a weapon, with prep, Cartman makes him eat his parents or puts him in a mental institution like Super Nanny 

Cartman gets his !@# kicked.  
He goes down to far less impressive combatants regularly.

@PikminMania:  With prep he'd kill Cartman?  Just like he killed Louis so many times before with an indefinite amount of prep.  Oh wait, he hasn't.  Compared to Stewie, Cartman has killed way more people than Stewie has ever dreamed of.

@isaac_clarke:   So he failed at killing her, even when he shoots her.  Yet Cartman has proving time and time again that if he want's people dead, they die.  Secondly, the simulation is non-canon so it's a moot point.

LOL Cartman should have the glitchy swear inhibitor from the movie!