Every Symbiote vs Hulk (EDITED 10/15)

This has not been done before in my own rules. This is every version of every symbiote.

Venom (Eddie, Angelo, Peter, Flash, Mac)

Carnage (Cletus, Nieves, Ben Riely,Superior Carnage, The Spider What If?)

Toxin (Pat, Eddie)

Anti Venom

Scorn

Agony (Original and Current)

Phage (Original and Current)

Riot (Original and Current)

Lasher (Original and Current)

Hybrid (Scott Washington)

Vs

Hulk

Rules

-Morals Off

-No Prep

-Location=Destroyed NYC

-Standard Gear

EDIT-FOUND MORE SYMBIOTES:)

Venom (Ann Weying,Patricia,Ultimate Venom, 2099 Venom,Venom from Spiderman Reign,What If? Punisher Host)

Carnage (Ultimate Carnage)

***********RULES HULK CANNOT THUNDER CLAP AT ALL********

That's 30 Symbiotes against a morals off Hulk and they just interrupted his meal at Mc Donald's so he's a little pissed

To be honest I think a morals off hulk kills them all with a thunder clap.

First hulk is vulnerable to all sickness ever created to make this worst he's always infected easier than most. Honestly with hulks track record he get infected while smashing one of them becomeing a new symbiote or even worse venom or carnage. Anti venom is the only real treat he could theoretically cure hulk if he lives long enough.

@hulk_post_absolute_power: I don't think Anti Venom could cure him but that's a good question

Using the Battle Callouts

@betatesthighlander1 @dondave @theacidskull

@rogueshadow @kidman560 @wolverine08

@soothing_sounds @risingbean @ghostravage

@nighthunder @patrat18 @cable_extreme

Symbiote Squad. The weaker ones will go down fast but the stronger ones should persist and get a win via webbing.

@oreoassassin: anti venom showed that he could of cured spider mans super powers but it can be argued that it was just cause spider man was venoms first host. I do feel he could remove the gama radiation in banner but I believe it would also take a while. That being said it's not like hulk is gonna stand there and let anti venom do that.

@hulk_post_absolute_power: yeah and I think that would make him just angrier lol

Webbing isn't restraining someone who can hold tectonic plates together....

lol

Oh right I keep forgetting that there's no point to post in a Hulk thread without saying "Hulk wins", even though I feel like he's been restrained with webbing before.

He was temporarily restrained once off the top of my head but he was weakened.

those links dont work BTW :)

@chaos_prime: I just noticed lol. Thanks for telling me

@oreoassassin

what about cosmic carnage (the silver surfer+carnage mix?)

if symbiotic team has him, they win. if not, hulk should win with a bit of a struggle.

@knightofzero: I thought that would be too unfair so no :)

30 symbiotes just interrupted Hulks meal time at Mc Donald's. He's a little pissed......

every version of every symbiote?

This.

/thread

@hulk_post_absolute_power: Hulk is virtually immune to all deceases... From were are you getting this? No living thing can survive inside Hulk for more than a few seconds, that's even an on-panel statement.

@chaos_prime: They do... I got call from there.

@cooldes said:

every version of every symbiote?

This.

/thread

OK maybe that version would win but I am assuming he isn't here LOL

Aside from the versions that are controlling cosmic level beings like ghost rider and silver surfer hulk kills them all with a thunder clap.

very strange.usualy u can click on the name & it takes u to ur home-page when its high-lighted.

@jashro44: No he doesn't count and neither does Cosmic Carnage.

@chaos_prime: That's what I thought lol

To be honest I don't see how to make this fight fair. The hulk has knocked back fing fang foom with a thunder clap who weighs 20,000 tons IIRC.I don't think any symbiote here is capable of lifting 200 tons let alone 20,000.

@jashro44: Hulk can thunderclap with near nuclear force... The Sonicboom will pretty much decimate the Symbiotes without trouble at all.

@chaos_prime if you spell them right they should still work see :)

True. I was just listing the first thunder clapping feat off the top of my head.

thats good to know thxs :)

Well all the 'Separation Anxiety' symbiotes go down in one Thunderclap. Gargan tries to square off and gets slaughtered. Angelo craps his pants and runs. All the Carnage's try to slice and dice and get murdered (Kasady has wicked healing but lets face it, he's an idiot and won't fight smart). The biggest threats here are the two Toxins, Anti-Venom, Eddie Venom and Flash Venom. Mostly because they have already shown good resistance to sonics or fire, or ridiculous damage soaking and healing. Toxin has very high tolerances, and is very, very strong and fast. Anti-Venom has no sonic weakness that I can recall, and is far and away the most powerful symbiote strength, speed, and durability wise. Eddie and Flash Venoms make be the weakest sonics wise, but both have shown good tolerance of it. Eddie as Venom was the most experienced symbiote wise, and Flash knows the Hulk (he was an Anveger for a short time after all) and is not going to stand there. He would likely use his speed and webbing.

If this group alone can fight smart and overrun the Hulk with speed and webbing they stand a chance. But even then, it is a SLIM chance. Hulk will get madder and madder if he can't hit the spiders, increasing his likelihood of using and volume of uses of his thunderclap. Eventually all the pure symbiotes would go down and that'd leave Anti-Venom, who would go down in a hard fight.

With speed blitz webbing, the symbiotes can take a slim, very slim, 5.5/10. But that is really their only chance. Web him long enough for Anti-Venom to "cure" Bruce Banner's irradiated blood, forcing him to turn back.

If Hulk opens with a hard thunderclap or two, he can win outright, but he usually uses that after he can't hit a target for a bit. It is rarely his go-to weapon.

@granitesoldier: Hulk in-character uses Thunderclap as the first movement if he's fighting multiple enemies, in this case 20+. Even the infamous near nuclear force thunderclap was used inside a bunker full of people because of it.

@theacidskull: The funny thing about it, its that Indestructible Hulk began with the statement of Hulk being indestructible/incurable... :P

You mean he ever HAS morals? Lol. Yeah, Hulk takes it.

He does actually. During ww hulk he was actually trying not to bust the planet. There are other examples.

@gularte2000: The fact that he fell in love, got married, had children, founded the Warbound, saved Sakaar from the Red King and totally showed to be caring about his surroundings in the fight with Skaar, previously corroborated by Amadeus Cho are also examples of it.

Not to mention he literally hates himself for doing harm to others.

It has tagged me twice already

@theacidskull: To be fair when Brock to out the symbiotes he had help from PIS. I mean killing a symbiote with bullets? Thats not right.....

That said hulk does stomp.

Hulk.

@theacidskull: @ghostravage: Banners irradiated blood is actually similar to Peters condition, after all it was his irradiated blood that made his cousin She-Hulk. He has cured other blood born diseases like hepetitis in his Anti-Venom run and cured all of Spider Island, which was again blood borne. So it is not unreasonable at all. He doesn't absorb Hulks radiation. He wipes it from the bloodstream. Very very different.

Having said that I went back and re-read some old Hulk volumes and I don't think webbing will be enough to hold Hulk, Anti-Venom is their best and only chance but I doubt he'll stand around long enough.

Oh and Toxin being manhandled by those symbiote slayers was massive PiS when Mulligan (same symbiote, less experienced host) ragdolled Carnage. If you bring up PiS showing there's always Venom beating Juggernaut.

Anyways yes Hulk wins.

hulk

Bruce

@ghostravage: let me be more clear any sickness that can increase his power he will catch there not even a question after his comic book history. Spike hulk, windagohulk, zombehull, I can keep going but any disease or curse that could improve hulk he's caught for a short time at one point or another.

Looks like the symbiotes fail. Acid,webs,claws are not enough to put down Hulk. good points everyone

I think the Symbiotes would get the upper hand to start, but Hulk would just get angrier and at some point the Symbiotes will be simply unable to even hurt Hulk and at that point the fight is over.