Every Superman EVER vs. Your Imagination

Every Superman Incarnation (thought robot, 5th dimension, Prime One Million, etc) vs You & your imagination

Everyone has wished that they had powers beyond comprehension, now its time to put them to the test.

Rules:

You have one day prep to enhance your imagination with as many comics, movies, and cartoons you can.

You cannot imagine to be a specific person (I imagine that I'm TOAA so I stomp isn't allowed)

You must describe what you imagined and tell how you win.

Is your imagination enough to overcome these startling odds, or do you get curbstomped...?

So I'm basically PR Beyonder?

My imagination:

Somehow i invent a device that allows me to travel throw comic &manga realitys. Lol.

Id start from dbz univerce to ben 10 ....end up on either dc or marvel with powers listed below:

Control over every element,

Matter manipulation,

Reality manipulation,

Tp,tk,speed force control, supernatural condision and what not so i will stomp[ usually i am using radomizer to get 3 powers and use them to form a strategy to become part of hero's team in different comics manga)

My brain tells me take all the Superman comics and burn them in a fireplace. I stomp.

@thanofleeze: if you can honestly say your imagination from the past up to this point has been that powerful then why not.....

@hulkage: i imagine that super man is vulnerable to air. I win

@comicdude360: but he can survive in space 0.o

The outcome is an obvious win, unless you choose to loose...

@hulkage: not after i say so.

Here's what I imagine...

First off, I imagine that I have faster speed than them, so I don't get curbstomped in the first attosecond of the fight, then, I give myself ridiculous amounts of durabikity, strength, and strking power. I then go in for a fist fight, make it epic and all (sure, I could curbstomp them all effortlessly but what's the fun in that?), kill a few, leave the mainstream ones alive. Then, just when they think they've won, I imagine their own friends start beating the snot out of them, so the justice league versus a ton of supermen, I also allow the supermen to win, barely...

So at this point there's a few supermen left, new 52 supes, pre 52, kingdome come supes, and red son supes for good measure. I reveal myself again (as they previously thought I was pretty much dead) and set an enraged hulk on them, obviously I amp him so he can take all of them on, and I imagine he beats them bloody untill it's just new 52 supes and pre 52 supes left, I then allow them to beat hulk, barely...

So finally, the two supermen stand battered and almost broken, atop the bodies of their friends and allies. Then, I pull the biggest dick move in the history of dick moves... I create an unbreakable glass barrier around myself, and sit down next to Lois lane and Wonder Woman... Yeah, you can guess what happens next...

So they both full to their knees, and give up. I send diana out their to finish them off, she walks up to pre 52 superman, grabs him by the throat, and lifts him off the ground, then says "goodbye old friend" and goes to swing a punch at his head. New 52 supes goes "NOOOO!!!!" And punches diana light years away. Now that I've become distracted and lost my train of thought, I guess all my powers stop working... Both of the supermen look at me with bloodlust in their eyes and clenched fists...

I'm f*cked.

Untill I realise both those geniuses crashed head first into that unbreakable wall at full speed, God I do love my imagination sometimes.

Superman is now my toilet paper

Yes, I have the ability to transmute supermen into toilet paper and... flush

Everyone has wished that they had powers beyond comprehension, now its time to put them to the test.

Assuming I comprehend the beyond comprehension...

I will them out of existence... No exertion....

Then I make 10Klb's of spicy popeyes chicken appear in front of me and go ham on it all.

@thedailybagel: You have commited the ultimate sin....you have fornicated with Lois Lane, something only Clark Kent should do....and occasionally Bruce Wayne

Divinece slaughters him.

This is dumb

@oreoassassin: Of course it is if you take it seriously. This is just to see who can come up with the most incredible, ridiculous, mind boggling way to defeat this superman army.

This.

Create a device that sucks solar energy from people.

I imagine Ohsounstoppablyunstoppableundeniableundefyablegreatawesomesuperpowerfultonite. Supermen get exposed to it and explode.

@hulkage: Apparantly this isnt the thread i clicked originally, my mistake lol. As for your thread, im basically Beyonder with Imagination

I have the power to turn all of the Supermen into an almost dead, really weak Quan Chi and omgstomp them

My imagination tells me I am nothingness no I am nonexistence I can wipe out anything before it happens I can erase events from history in irreversable fashion I can't be harmed for nothing can harm me. Creation can not create anything beyond me. I erase.... I can't remember

In my imagination? JLU Batman, Aunt May, Stan Lee, and Bugs Bunny destroyed them all.

Die superman die. Really the dude is overwanked heavily. He shouldn't even beat Hulk for crying out loud. In my imagination every superman gets raped badly 999999999999 times over and die a horrible death

My imagination tells me that I have an Author Authority power, I'd write "Kill Superman, no power on universe can return him from the dead and TheBlondeGod wins."

these are getting good

i imagine superman only has the power of ultimate suckage.whereas i have nigh omnipotence and supresses the likes of the living tribunal.i Curbstomp.

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