#1 Edited by nickzambuto (13416 posts) - - Show Bio

1 week of prep. Fight takes place on the roof of the Daily Bugle.

VS

#2 Posted by Dark Cloud™ (2174 posts) - - Show Bio

Jacob. As a vampire doesn't sparkle.

#3 Edited by redhood21 (815 posts) - - Show Bio

ive never seen a werewolf in cutoffs before and Edward looks like he doesn't even have the courtesy to give a reach-a-round. whoever creams first i guess.

#4 Edited by Guardiandevil83 (5521 posts) - - Show Bio

Ok..umm let's get a few things straight..and that is that some of the most famous Vampire in history are Gay/Bi. Lestat..Slept with both Men and Women. Louis his apprentice was also attracted to Men. Armand, Marius, and later on David. (The dude Christian Slater played). Don't like romance in your Vampire Movies/Books? Did you know that Dracula's entire purpose for going to London from Transalvania was for a Woman? Just saying..the whole ''Twilight Is Gay." thing is getting old. Face it the Twilight Vamp's are very powerful and could defeat Blade...yea I said it..because nothing He would do would work on those faster, and far stronger then Him. They also read minds and can kill you with their minds..Atleast some can.

#5 Posted by White Mage (18740 posts) - - Show Bio

Edward, for so many reasons, should wipe the floor with Jacob. No joke. Taylor is far more attractive though.

Edward can read his thoughts

Wolf body structure is horrible when compared to a human who has the same strength as you, and can also crush you to death if he manages to grab hold of the back of your neck.........................What's he gonna do, kick?

#6 Posted by Joygirl (19462 posts) - - Show Bio

They both die, we win. And as far as romance in vampire stuff goes? Romance is great. Gay vampire romance is great. Vampires are great. Twilight sucks.

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#7 Posted by The_Elemetal (148 posts) - - Show Bio

@Guardiandevil83 said:

Ok..umm let's get a few things straight..and that is that some of the most famous Vampire in history are Gay/Bi. Lestat..Slept with both Men and Women. Louis his apprentice was also attracted to Men. Armand, Marius, and later on David. (The dude Christian Slater played). Don't like romance in your Vampire Movies/Books? Did you know that Dracula's entire purpose for going to London from Transalvania was for a Woman? Just saying..the whole ''Twilight Is Gay." thing is getting old. Face it the Twilight Vamp's are very powerful and could defeat Blade...yea I said it..because nothing He would do would work on those faster, and far stronger then Him. They also read minds and can kill you with their minds..Atleast some can.

honestly this is like right on

#8 Posted by BringnIt (3809 posts) - - Show Bio

@The_Elemetal said:

@Guardiandevil83 said:

Ok..umm let's get a few things straight..and that is that some of the most famous Vampire in history are Gay/Bi. Lestat..Slept with both Men and Women. Louis his apprentice was also attracted to Men. Armand, Marius, and later on David. (The dude Christian Slater played). Don't like romance in your Vampire Movies/Books? Did you know that Dracula's entire purpose for going to London from Transalvania was for a Woman? Just saying..the whole ''Twilight Is Gay." thing is getting old. Face it the Twilight Vamp's are very powerful and could defeat Blade...yea I said it..because nothing He would do would work on those faster, and far stronger then Him. They also read minds and can kill you with their minds..Atleast some can.Kind of.

honestly this is like right on

Kind of. Vampires in Rice's novels are attracted to beauty regardless of gender due to the nature of their senses, but they also are technically impotent I am nearly positive.

#9 Posted by Renee (10289 posts) - - Show Bio

@White Mage said:

Edward, for so many reasons, should wipe the floor with Jacob. No joke. Taylor is far more attractive though.

Edward can read his thoughts

Wolf body structure is horrible when compared to a human who has the same strength as you, and can also crush you to death if he manages to grab hold of the back of your neck.........................What's he gonna do, kick?

Tots agree.

#10 Posted by Saren (25617 posts) - - Show Bio

Edward. Strong enough and much faster from what I understand.

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#11 Posted by The Stegman (23977 posts) - - Show Bio

Edward

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#12 Posted by emperorznb (1673 posts) - - Show Bio

@Joygirl said:

They both die, we win. And as far as romance in vampire stuff goes? Romance is great. Gay vampire romance is great. Vampires are great. Twilight sucks.

One does not simply say that movies with vampire romance is gay... but for Twilight, it is an exception. So cheers good sir xD

#13 Posted by Strider92 (16290 posts) - - Show Bio

Alucard comes and kills them both!

#14 Posted by majestic99 (8637 posts) - - Show Bio

@Dark Cloud™ said:

Jacob. As a vampire doesn't sparkle.
#15 Posted by Nerx (15088 posts) - - Show Bio

Pattinson gets his sh!t stomped by lautner

#16 Posted by majestic99 (8637 posts) - - Show Bio

@Nerx said:

Pattinson gets his sh!t stomped by lautner

QFT

#17 Posted by Nerx (15088 posts) - - Show Bio

@majestic99: I hate twilight but I like sharkboy, lautner plays sharkboy and can do xma flips

#18 Posted by majestic99 (8637 posts) - - Show Bio

@Nerx said:

@majestic99: I hate twilight but I like sharkboy, lautner plays sharkboy and can do xma flips

Same here.

#19 Posted by TheWitchingHour (1340 posts) - - Show Bio

Whoever wins....we lose

#20 Posted by Nefarious (19768 posts) - - Show Bio

Edward.

#21 Posted by The_Mayhem_Theory (1060 posts) - - Show Bio
Jacob.
#22 Posted by jeanroygrant (20191 posts) - - Show Bio

@Strider92 said:

Alucard comes and kills them both!

Lol Or Dante.

#23 Posted by celestialheroin (349 posts) - - Show Bio

Its not that the movies are simply gay...they just are really stupid.Edward wins i feel because i feel like the human body structure works in his advantage.If he can manage to grab jacobs neck from behind and snap it then he takes

#24 Edited by Jedisupermaster (1149 posts) - - Show Bio

The only thing that can save Edward from death is his thought-reading ability, although it doesnt help him much. Without that, Jacob will wipe the floor with him, since in Twilight, shapeshifters are FASTER AND STRONGER than vampires.

#25 Posted by Bossmonster (2202 posts) - - Show Bio

Blade stomps

#26 Posted by ArtSkoll (12 posts) - - Show Bio

Count von Count.

#27 Posted by The Stegman (23977 posts) - - Show Bio

Edward I guess...

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#28 Posted by dondave (36580 posts) - - Show Bio

Edward stomps

#29 Posted by Kellar21 (444 posts) - - Show Bio

Alucard wins...oh wait

#31 Posted by Alyssabird (1363 posts) - - Show Bio

Edward <3!!

#32 Posted by Shavo (2061 posts) - - Show Bio

hopefully both die...

#33 Posted by The_Lunact_And_Manic (3286 posts) - - Show Bio

Van Helsing.

#34 Posted by Dark_Vengeance_ (14595 posts) - - Show Bio

Nosferatu wins

#35 Posted by Dark_Vengeance_ (14595 posts) - - Show Bio

Batman wins.

#36 Posted by MonsterStomp (16997 posts) - - Show Bio

Jacob ftw. Faster and more ruthless. Why'd I bump this? Because.

#37 Posted by PrinceAragorn1 (16746 posts) - - Show Bio

Edward due to the mind reading, and experience. :(

#38 Posted by MonsterStomp (16997 posts) - - Show Bio

@princearagorn1: His mind reading didn't help him with Victoria or Felix. I don't see it working well in fights as appose to Alice's precognition. Alice has been downed by a werewolf in Breaking Dawn part 1. Leah had to save her butt :P

#39 Posted by PrinceAragorn1 (16746 posts) - - Show Bio

@monsterstomp: Alice's precog doesn't work on shapeshifter, while edward's can.

And edward also had to protect the fall-down-girl against victoria and felix..

I'm not sure when alice was downed, though. Are you talking about the movies?

#40 Posted by MonsterStomp (16997 posts) - - Show Bio

@princearagorn1: I'm talking about movies. I think it was Paul who was inching toward ending Alice's life when Leah crash tackled Paul off. As for Edward's telepathy, it wasn't really showcased in that way, in the films at least.

#41 Edited by PrinceAragorn1 (16746 posts) - - Show Bio

@monsterstomp: Idk about that, then. I haven't seen the movie. But I'm pretty sure it didn't happen in books, though it has been a while since I read them.

Other than that, cullen has good enough stats, he's the fastest of the family, and he's like.. 110 or something. More experience in battle, he even lived like a lone vamp for a while. And even if it's not flat out-precog in a sense, reading your opponent's mind should give him a shade of advantage.

#42 Posted by MonsterStomp (16997 posts) - - Show Bio

@princearagorn1: Fair enough. I'd concede Edward would win if it were book versions, Jacob would win if it were film versions (IMO).

#43 Posted by nickzambuto (13416 posts) - - Show Bio

Old times.

#44 Posted by MonsterStomp (16997 posts) - - Show Bio

@nickzambuto: I didn't want to create a dupe lol. Plus I just finished watching the Twilight saga, and the wolf scenes were the only scenes that gave me goose bumps.