Edward Cullen vs blade

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Edited By FLCL1

 i talk to some fangirls yesterday who said this lame is strong so..... 
 
   
 
considering the fact that we cant see the book version fight this is movie version
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#1  Edited By Lance Uppercut

What equipment does Blade have?

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#2  Edited By FLCL1

sword 
pistel 
stake 
body armor 
glasses 
 
lol 
 
ed has wat ever he use on the movie idk wat that is tho
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#3  Edited By Lance Uppercut

If it's his adamantium sword, he destroys the shiney vamp.

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#4  Edited By ARMIV

Mr. Sparkles dies a very,very gruesome death.

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#5  Edited By EisforExtinction

How do you kill a vampire in Twilight? Is it a stake through the heart type thing or is there something special to Twilight Vampires?

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#6  Edited By gobstakid777
@ARMIV: lol. Awesome!
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#7  Edited By FLCL1
@Lance Uppercut said:
"If it's his adamantium sword, he destroys the shiney vamp. "

HE DESTROYS HIM BARE HANDED
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#8  Edited By ARMIV
@FLCL1 said:
" @Lance Uppercut said:
"If it's his adamantium sword, he destroys the shiney vamp. "
HE DESTROYS HIM BARE HANDED "
INDEED!
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#9  Edited By gobstakid777
@ARMIV said:
" @FLCL1 said:
" @Lance Uppercut said:
"If it's his adamantium sword, he destroys the shiney vamp. "
HE DESTROYS HIM BARE HANDED "
INDEED! "
Yeahh!!
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#10  Edited By Matezoide2
@gobstakid777 said:
" @ARMIV said:
" @FLCL1 said:
" @Lance Uppercut said:
"If it's his adamantium sword, he destroys the shiney vamp. "
HE DESTROYS HIM BARE HANDED "
INDEED! "
Yeahh!! "
hell yeah!!!
 
@EisforExtinction said:
" How do you kill a vampire in Twilight? Is it a stake through the heart type thing or is there something special to Twilight Vampires? "

theres no special way,you just beat him to death
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#11  Edited By EisforExtinction
@Matezoide said:
" @gobstakid777 said:
" @ARMIV said:
" @FLCL1 said:
" @Lance Uppercut said:
"If it's his adamantium sword, he destroys the shiney vamp. "
HE DESTROYS HIM BARE HANDED "
INDEED! "
Yeahh!! "
hell yeah!!!
 
@EisforExtinction said:
" How do you kill a vampire in Twilight? Is it a stake through the heart type thing or is there something special to Twilight Vampires? "
theres no special way,you just beat him to death "
Blade, hands down.
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#12  Edited By ARMIV

I honestly think the Count from Sesame Street would put up a better fight.  

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#13  Edited By Son_of_Magnus
@Lance Uppercut said:
" What equipment does Blade have? "
He does not need anything
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#14  Edited By dane

Blade ties him to two horses and races them in opposite directions.

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#15  Edited By thedeman87

"Some motha****ers are always tryin to ice skate uphill" 
 
I didn't know this thread existed I just posted the same pic lol in a diff Cullen fight thread (there's like frikin 6 of them). 
 
Blade owns Cullen's pale ass 
 
Apparently, Edward Cullen has obviously no idea who he is ****ing with!!!! 
 
And I still think Blade is one of the best comic book movies ever made

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There was another blade vs Edward thread, and i will say here what i said there. 
 
The introduction of something as awesome as Blade into the twilight universe would create such a backlash of win that all the suck would snap back into their faces, like severed rubber bands made of titanium coated "you lose". 
 
Blade simply breathing the air of that universe would make all the lame shrivel up and die on the instant. It is a paradox that could not be contained. 
 
Blade stomps all of it.
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#17  Edited By gobstakid777

What if Edward beat Blade by getting him sent to prison for tax evasion lol

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#18  Edited By thedeman87
@gobstakid777 said:

" What if Edward beat Blade by getting him sent to prison for tax evasion lol "

Blade would even beat that.  Cause he did I believe... 
 
I think he just was found guilty on multiple, smaller charges lol 
 
I could be wrong but I'm fairly sure he was found not guilty on the large tax evasion charge 
 
EDIT:  Yeah.  He was acquitted of the big charge but found guilty on three misdemeanor charges for failing to file the income taxes/   
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#19  Edited By gobstakid777
@thedeman87 said:
" @gobstakid777 said:

" What if Edward beat Blade by getting him sent to prison for tax evasion lol "

Blade would even beat that.  Cause he did I believe...  I think he just was found guilty on multiple, smaller charges lol  I could be wrong but I'm fairly sure he was found not guilty on the large tax evasion charge "
I'm too lazy to go to wikipedia, so I'll take your word for it
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#20  Edited By thedeman87
@gobstakid777 said:
" @thedeman87 said:
" @gobstakid777 said:

" What if Edward beat Blade by getting him sent to prison for tax evasion lol "

Blade would even beat that.  Cause he did I believe...  I think he just was found guilty on multiple, smaller charges lol  I could be wrong but I'm fairly sure he was found not guilty on the large tax evasion charge "
I'm too lazy to go to wikipedia, so I'll take your word for it "
Don't worry I just did lol
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#21  Edited By Papa Bear

Ends with Edwards womanly little head on a pike.

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#22  Edited By The_Martian

Edward would win. He is faster, stronger, and could read Blade's mind on what he is going to do before he does. Not to mention none of Blade's usual hunting tricks would work on Edward.

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#23  Edited By iLLituracy
@EisforExtinction said:
" How do you kill a vampire in Twilight? Is it a stake through the heart type thing or is there something special to Twilight Vampires? "
According to my friend, she says that you can't kill Edward unless you're a werewolf or another vampire--or from that one chick's family.
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#24  Edited By gobstakid777
@Nobody said:
" Edward would win. He is faster, stronger, and could read Blade's mind on what he is going to do before he does. Not to mention none of Blade's usual hunting tricks would work on Edward. "
Must you ruin the fun, Nobody?
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#25  Edited By EisforExtinction
@iLLituracy said:
" @EisforExtinction said:
" How do you kill a vampire in Twilight? Is it a stake through the heart type thing or is there something special to Twilight Vampires? "
According to my friend, she says that you can't kill Edward unless you're a werewolf or another vampire--or from that one chick's family. "
We're all in grave danger.
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#26  Edited By gobstakid777
@EisforExtinction: you don't gotta worry.  I doubt they'll come to Compton lol
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#27  Edited By Papa Bear
@iLLituracy said:
" @EisforExtinction said:
" How do you kill a vampire in Twilight? Is it a stake through the heart type thing or is there something special to Twilight Vampires? "
According to my friend, she says that you can't kill Edward unless you're a werewolf or another vampire--or from that one chick's family. "

Nope.....your friends is wrong.
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#28  Edited By The_Martian
@gobstakid777 said:
" @Nobody said:
" Edward would win. He is faster, stronger, and could read Blade's mind on what he is going to do before he does. Not to mention none of Blade's usual hunting tricks would work on Edward. "
Must you ruin the fun, Nobody? "
I really must :)
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#29  Edited By gobstakid777
@Nobody said:
" @gobstakid777 said:
" @Nobody said:
" Edward would win. He is faster, stronger, and could read Blade's mind on what he is going to do before he does. Not to mention none of Blade's usual hunting tricks would work on Edward. "
Must you ruin the fun, Nobody? "
I really must :) "
You Bastard!!!
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#30  Edited By The Rookie

lotta haters in this thread

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#31  Edited By spartan177

All Blade has to do is kill Bella, thus, instant suicide.

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#33  Edited By Psyker star

Blade would win i dont think Ed is skilled enough to take some one like Blade

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#34  Edited By Nerx

Lmao poor Blade, this is like Mr.X pounding on willy lumpkins

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#35  Edited By Superparody
@Matezoide said:
" @gobstakid777 said:
" @ARMIV said:
" @FLCL1 said:
" @Lance Uppercut said:
"If it's his adamantium sword, he destroys the shiney vamp. "
HE DESTROYS HIM BARE HANDED "
INDEED! "
Yeahh!! "
hell yeah!!!
 
@EisforExtinction said:
" How do you kill a vampire in Twilight? Is it a stake through the heart type thing or is there something special to Twilight Vampires? "
theres no special way,you just beat him to death "
wrong even stabbing them through the heart wont work...you have to rip them to pieces then burn them..its the only way...
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#36  Edited By Spurtle

Edward would totally win since Blade wouldn't know how to kill him and before he could figure out Edward would go all killy on him.

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#37  Edited By gobstakid777
@Spartan 176 said:
" All Blade has to do is kill Bella, thus, instant suicide. "
awesomeness
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#38  Edited By FLCL1
@Nobody said:
"Edward would win. He is faster, stronger, and could read Blade's mind on what he is going to do before he does. Not to mention none of Blade's usual hunting tricks would work on Edward. "

are u joking?
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#39  Edited By gobstakid777
@FLCL1 said:
" @Nobody said:
"Edward would win. He is faster, stronger, and could read Blade's mind on what he is going to do before he does. Not to mention none of Blade's usual hunting tricks would work on Edward. "
are u joking? "
I believe Senor Killjoy is serious
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#40  Edited By Superparody

Edward is faster stronger can read minds and Bade's bullets swords will shatter off of Edwards skin... Hell Caristle jumped off a mountain when he was a vampire to kill himself...and it didnt work

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#41  Edited By The_Martian
@FLCL1 said:
" @Nobody said:
"Edward would win. He is faster, stronger, and could read Blade's mind on what he is going to do before he does. Not to mention none of Blade's usual hunting tricks would work on Edward. "
are u joking? "
Of course not.
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#42  Edited By gobstakid777
@Nobody said:
" @FLCL1 said:
" @Nobody said:
"Edward would win. He is faster, stronger, and could read Blade's mind on what he is going to do before he does. Not to mention none of Blade's usual hunting tricks would work on Edward. "
are u joking? "
Of course not. "
as I said b4, Senor Killjoy over here is serious
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#43  Edited By The_Martian
@gobstakid777 said:
" @Nobody said:
" @FLCL1 said:
" @Nobody said:
"Edward would win. He is faster, stronger, and could read Blade's mind on what he is going to do before he does. Not to mention none of Blade's usual hunting tricks would work on Edward. "
are u joking? "
Of course not. "
as I said b4, Senor Killjoy over here is serious "
Don't be upset because I've based my opinion off logic and not which character I like better.
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#44  Edited By evodmasters

Blade would need Buffy, Plot Device Slayer.

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#45  Edited By drkcloud

its not really much of a VS. you're essentially telling blade to just kill another vampire, its his job >.>

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#46  Edited By gobstakid777
@Nobody said:
" @gobstakid777 said:
" @Nobody said:
" @FLCL1 said:
" @Nobody said:
"Edward would win. He is faster, stronger, and could read Blade's mind on what he is going to do before he does. Not to mention none of Blade's usual hunting tricks would work on Edward. "
are u joking? "
Of course not. "
as I said b4, Senor Killjoy over here is serious "
Don't be upset because I've based my opinion off logic and not which character I like better. "
I didn't say anything about your opinion. I said you are a killjoy, which is completely ture
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#47  Edited By Superparody
@drkcloud said:
" its not really much of a VS. you're essentially telling blade to just kill another vampire, its his job >.> "
yes blade kills vampires...that can be killed by bullets and the sun now if you told blade to kill a twilight vampire that can move at 100 MPH and bullets cant hurt them...then blade would have to get another job
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#48  Edited By The_Martian

Take your twilight hating to another site, it doesn't belong here.

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#49  Edited By gobstakid777
@Nobody said:
" Take your twilight hating to another site, it doesn't belong here. "
You're like Inspector Javert
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#50  Edited By thedeman87

I don't know Blade has beaten guys more powerful and faster than him.  He's beaten the strongest.  La Magra, Drake, the Reapers.  All were superior to Blade physically.  So the Twilight guys are too but Blade has that ability to always come out on top.  I consider it a trait of his.  Blade shall not fail.