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Posted by FLCL1 (9580 posts) - - Show Bio

 i talk to some fangirls yesterday who said this lame is strong so..... 
 
   
 
considering the fact that we cant see the book version fight this is movie version
#1 Posted by Lance Uppercut (23245 posts) - - Show Bio

What equipment does Blade have?

#2 Posted by FLCL1 (9580 posts) - - Show Bio

sword 
pistel 
stake 
body armor 
glasses 
 
lol 
 
ed has wat ever he use on the movie idk wat that is tho
#3 Posted by Lance Uppercut (23245 posts) - - Show Bio

If it's his adamantium sword, he destroys the shiney vamp.

#4 Posted by ARMIV (4140 posts) - - Show Bio

Mr. Sparkles dies a very,very gruesome death.

#5 Posted by EisforExtinction (1909 posts) - - Show Bio

How do you kill a vampire in Twilight? Is it a stake through the heart type thing or is there something special to Twilight Vampires?

#6 Posted by gobstakid777 (1815 posts) - - Show Bio
@ARMIV: lol. Awesome!
#7 Posted by FLCL1 (9580 posts) - - Show Bio
@Lance Uppercut said:
"If it's his adamantium sword, he destroys the shiney vamp. "

HE DESTROYS HIM BARE HANDED
#8 Posted by ARMIV (4140 posts) - - Show Bio
@FLCL1 said:
" @Lance Uppercut said:
"If it's his adamantium sword, he destroys the shiney vamp. "
HE DESTROYS HIM BARE HANDED "
INDEED!
#9 Posted by gobstakid777 (1815 posts) - - Show Bio
@ARMIV said:
" @FLCL1 said:
" @Lance Uppercut said:
"If it's his adamantium sword, he destroys the shiney vamp. "
HE DESTROYS HIM BARE HANDED "
INDEED! "
Yeahh!!
#10 Posted by Matezoide2 (15994 posts) - - Show Bio
@gobstakid777 said:
" @ARMIV said:
" @FLCL1 said:
" @Lance Uppercut said:
"If it's his adamantium sword, he destroys the shiney vamp. "
HE DESTROYS HIM BARE HANDED "
INDEED! "
Yeahh!! "
hell yeah!!!
 
@EisforExtinction said:
" How do you kill a vampire in Twilight? Is it a stake through the heart type thing or is there something special to Twilight Vampires? "

theres no special way,you just beat him to death
#11 Posted by EisforExtinction (1909 posts) - - Show Bio
@Matezoide said:
" @gobstakid777 said:
" @ARMIV said:
" @FLCL1 said:
" @Lance Uppercut said:
"If it's his adamantium sword, he destroys the shiney vamp. "
HE DESTROYS HIM BARE HANDED "
INDEED! "
Yeahh!! "
hell yeah!!!
 
@EisforExtinction said:
" How do you kill a vampire in Twilight? Is it a stake through the heart type thing or is there something special to Twilight Vampires? "
theres no special way,you just beat him to death "
Blade, hands down.
#12 Posted by ARMIV (4140 posts) - - Show Bio

I honestly think the Count from Sesame Street would put up a better fight.  

#13 Posted by Son_of_Magnus (15258 posts) - - Show Bio
@Lance Uppercut said:
" What equipment does Blade have? "
He does not need anything
#14 Posted by Dane (10596 posts) - - Show Bio

Blade ties him to two horses and races them in opposite directions.

#15 Posted by thedeman87 (408 posts) - - Show Bio

"Some motha****ers are always tryin to ice skate uphill" 
 
I didn't know this thread existed I just posted the same pic lol in a diff Cullen fight thread (there's like frikin 6 of them). 
 
Blade owns Cullen's pale ass 
 
Apparently, Edward Cullen has obviously no idea who he is ****ing with!!!! 
 
And I still think Blade is one of the best comic book movies ever made

#16 Edited by Fortified_Hooligan (2008 posts) - - Show Bio

There was another blade vs Edward thread, and i will say here what i said there. 
 
The introduction of something as awesome as Blade into the twilight universe would create such a backlash of win that all the suck would snap back into their faces, like severed rubber bands made of titanium coated "you lose". 
 
Blade simply breathing the air of that universe would make all the lame shrivel up and die on the instant. It is a paradox that could not be contained. 
 
Blade stomps all of it.
#17 Posted by gobstakid777 (1815 posts) - - Show Bio

What if Edward beat Blade by getting him sent to prison for tax evasion lol

#18 Edited by thedeman87 (408 posts) - - Show Bio
@gobstakid777 said:

" What if Edward beat Blade by getting him sent to prison for tax evasion lol "

Blade would even beat that.  Cause he did I believe... 
 
I think he just was found guilty on multiple, smaller charges lol 
 
I could be wrong but I'm fairly sure he was found not guilty on the large tax evasion charge 
 
EDIT:  Yeah.  He was acquitted of the big charge but found guilty on three misdemeanor charges for failing to file the income taxes/   
#19 Posted by gobstakid777 (1815 posts) - - Show Bio
@thedeman87 said:
" @gobstakid777 said:

" What if Edward beat Blade by getting him sent to prison for tax evasion lol "

Blade would even beat that.  Cause he did I believe...  I think he just was found guilty on multiple, smaller charges lol  I could be wrong but I'm fairly sure he was found not guilty on the large tax evasion charge "
I'm too lazy to go to wikipedia, so I'll take your word for it
#20 Posted by thedeman87 (408 posts) - - Show Bio
@gobstakid777 said:
" @thedeman87 said:
" @gobstakid777 said:

" What if Edward beat Blade by getting him sent to prison for tax evasion lol "

Blade would even beat that.  Cause he did I believe...  I think he just was found guilty on multiple, smaller charges lol  I could be wrong but I'm fairly sure he was found not guilty on the large tax evasion charge "
I'm too lazy to go to wikipedia, so I'll take your word for it "
Don't worry I just did lol
#21 Posted by Papa Bear (27 posts) - - Show Bio

Ends with Edwards womanly little head on a pike.

#22 Posted by The_Martian (36984 posts) - - Show Bio

Edward would win. He is faster, stronger, and could read Blade's mind on what he is going to do before he does. Not to mention none of Blade's usual hunting tricks would work on Edward.

#23 Posted by iLLituracy (13537 posts) - - Show Bio
@EisforExtinction said:
" How do you kill a vampire in Twilight? Is it a stake through the heart type thing or is there something special to Twilight Vampires? "
According to my friend, she says that you can't kill Edward unless you're a werewolf or another vampire--or from that one chick's family.
#24 Posted by gobstakid777 (1815 posts) - - Show Bio
@Nobody said:
" Edward would win. He is faster, stronger, and could read Blade's mind on what he is going to do before he does. Not to mention none of Blade's usual hunting tricks would work on Edward. "
Must you ruin the fun, Nobody?
#25 Posted by EisforExtinction (1909 posts) - - Show Bio
@iLLituracy said:
" @EisforExtinction said:
" How do you kill a vampire in Twilight? Is it a stake through the heart type thing or is there something special to Twilight Vampires? "
According to my friend, she says that you can't kill Edward unless you're a werewolf or another vampire--or from that one chick's family. "
We're all in grave danger.
#26 Posted by gobstakid777 (1815 posts) - - Show Bio
@EisforExtinction: you don't gotta worry.  I doubt they'll come to Compton lol
#27 Posted by Papa Bear (27 posts) - - Show Bio
@iLLituracy said:
" @EisforExtinction said:
" How do you kill a vampire in Twilight? Is it a stake through the heart type thing or is there something special to Twilight Vampires? "
According to my friend, she says that you can't kill Edward unless you're a werewolf or another vampire--or from that one chick's family. "

Nope.....your friends is wrong.
#28 Posted by The_Martian (36984 posts) - - Show Bio
@gobstakid777 said:
" @Nobody said:
" Edward would win. He is faster, stronger, and could read Blade's mind on what he is going to do before he does. Not to mention none of Blade's usual hunting tricks would work on Edward. "
Must you ruin the fun, Nobody? "
I really must :)
#29 Edited by gobstakid777 (1815 posts) - - Show Bio
@Nobody said:
" @gobstakid777 said:
" @Nobody said:
" Edward would win. He is faster, stronger, and could read Blade's mind on what he is going to do before he does. Not to mention none of Blade's usual hunting tricks would work on Edward. "
Must you ruin the fun, Nobody? "
I really must :) "
You Bastard!!!
#30 Posted by The Rookie (3126 posts) - - Show Bio

lotta haters in this thread

#31 Posted by spartan177 (1499 posts) - - Show Bio

All Blade has to do is kill Bella, thus, instant suicide.

#32 Posted by TheSavageAssasin (2761 posts) - - Show Bio

#33 Posted by Psyker star (3492 posts) - - Show Bio

Blade would win i dont think Ed is skilled enough to take some one like Blade

#34 Posted by Nerx (15088 posts) - - Show Bio

Lmao poor Blade, this is like Mr.X pounding on willy lumpkins

#35 Posted by Superparody (2011 posts) - - Show Bio
@Matezoide said:
" @gobstakid777 said:
" @ARMIV said:
" @FLCL1 said:
" @Lance Uppercut said:
"If it's his adamantium sword, he destroys the shiney vamp. "
HE DESTROYS HIM BARE HANDED "
INDEED! "
Yeahh!! "
hell yeah!!!
 
@EisforExtinction said:
" How do you kill a vampire in Twilight? Is it a stake through the heart type thing or is there something special to Twilight Vampires? "
theres no special way,you just beat him to death "
wrong even stabbing them through the heart wont work...you have to rip them to pieces then burn them..its the only way...
#36 Posted by Spurtle (13 posts) - - Show Bio

Edward would totally win since Blade wouldn't know how to kill him and before he could figure out Edward would go all killy on him.

#37 Posted by gobstakid777 (1815 posts) - - Show Bio
@Spartan 176 said:
" All Blade has to do is kill Bella, thus, instant suicide. "
awesomeness
#38 Posted by FLCL1 (9580 posts) - - Show Bio
@Nobody said:
"Edward would win. He is faster, stronger, and could read Blade's mind on what he is going to do before he does. Not to mention none of Blade's usual hunting tricks would work on Edward. "

are u joking?
#39 Posted by gobstakid777 (1815 posts) - - Show Bio
@FLCL1 said:
" @Nobody said:
"Edward would win. He is faster, stronger, and could read Blade's mind on what he is going to do before he does. Not to mention none of Blade's usual hunting tricks would work on Edward. "
are u joking? "
I believe Senor Killjoy is serious
#40 Posted by Superparody (2011 posts) - - Show Bio

Edward is faster stronger can read minds and Bade's bullets swords will shatter off of Edwards skin... Hell Caristle jumped off a mountain when he was a vampire to kill himself...and it didnt work

#41 Posted by The_Martian (36984 posts) - - Show Bio
@FLCL1 said:
" @Nobody said:
"Edward would win. He is faster, stronger, and could read Blade's mind on what he is going to do before he does. Not to mention none of Blade's usual hunting tricks would work on Edward. "
are u joking? "
Of course not.
#42 Posted by gobstakid777 (1815 posts) - - Show Bio
@Nobody said:
" @FLCL1 said:
" @Nobody said:
"Edward would win. He is faster, stronger, and could read Blade's mind on what he is going to do before he does. Not to mention none of Blade's usual hunting tricks would work on Edward. "
are u joking? "
Of course not. "
as I said b4, Senor Killjoy over here is serious
#43 Posted by The_Martian (36984 posts) - - Show Bio
@gobstakid777 said:
" @Nobody said:
" @FLCL1 said:
" @Nobody said:
"Edward would win. He is faster, stronger, and could read Blade's mind on what he is going to do before he does. Not to mention none of Blade's usual hunting tricks would work on Edward. "
are u joking? "
Of course not. "
as I said b4, Senor Killjoy over here is serious "
Don't be upset because I've based my opinion off logic and not which character I like better.
#44 Posted by evodmasters (571 posts) - - Show Bio

Blade would need Buffy, Plot Device Slayer.

#45 Posted by drkcloud (328 posts) - - Show Bio

its not really much of a VS. you're essentially telling blade to just kill another vampire, its his job >.>

#46 Posted by gobstakid777 (1815 posts) - - Show Bio
@Nobody said:
" @gobstakid777 said:
" @Nobody said:
" @FLCL1 said:
" @Nobody said:
"Edward would win. He is faster, stronger, and could read Blade's mind on what he is going to do before he does. Not to mention none of Blade's usual hunting tricks would work on Edward. "
are u joking? "
Of course not. "
as I said b4, Senor Killjoy over here is serious "
Don't be upset because I've based my opinion off logic and not which character I like better. "
I didn't say anything about your opinion. I said you are a killjoy, which is completely ture
#47 Posted by Superparody (2011 posts) - - Show Bio
@drkcloud said:
" its not really much of a VS. you're essentially telling blade to just kill another vampire, its his job >.> "
yes blade kills vampires...that can be killed by bullets and the sun now if you told blade to kill a twilight vampire that can move at 100 MPH and bullets cant hurt them...then blade would have to get another job
#48 Posted by The_Martian (36984 posts) - - Show Bio

Take your twilight hating to another site, it doesn't belong here.

#49 Posted by gobstakid777 (1815 posts) - - Show Bio
@Nobody said:
" Take your twilight hating to another site, it doesn't belong here. "
You're like Inspector Javert
#50 Posted by thedeman87 (408 posts) - - Show Bio

I don't know Blade has beaten guys more powerful and faster than him.  He's beaten the strongest.  La Magra, Drake, the Reapers.  All were superior to Blade physically.  So the Twilight guys are too but Blade has that ability to always come out on top.  I consider it a trait of his.  Blade shall not fail.