Dr Suess book battle

Characters

The Grinch vs The Cat in the Hat

Rules

·No morales bloodlust on

·Given four days of prep each

·Cat in the hat gets thing 1

·Grinch gets his dog

·Setting in a deserted thneedville all vehicles and gadgets accessible (the city beside lorax's forest)

The Toon Force is real! I'd back Cat in the Hat.

@frisky4: i thought no one would reply to this thank you

Cat stomps.

Grinch has some great strength and stealth feats, but Cat's Toon Force is basically unstoppable.

Jmarshmallow

How you gonna battle with the Cat in the Hat? Little kids get scared when I step on the mat. Think your ruffled neck ass gonna rap to that? I got a best selling book about me coming back.

@jmarshmallow: just wondering why do u always write jmarshmallow after all ur comments

@stormdriven: u deserve a cookie and a follower

LOL!

Just a signature my friend.

Jmarshmallow

@jmarshmallow: I was watching Epic Rap Battles when I stumbled across this thread hahaha

Well thanks for that! Now I'm gonna have to go on a ERB binge lol.

Jmarshmallow

@jmarshmallow: i get it now

Happy to help :P

@stormdriven: Still one of the best ERBs.

Yeah, it's one I like as well XD

The Cat in the Hat takes this. Also their crossover was really cool :)

GRINCH, he is THE MEAN ONE. sorry but the average Small town has about 20,000 residents. Now we know that the town is obsessed with consumerism during Christmas, so assuming for the homeless and the far more privileged we can safely estimate the minimum amount of 100,000 gifts (i know im doing a lot of assuming but the doc did leave a little to the imagination). So when he lifted the sled, even if each gift weighed only 1 pound (which is ridiculously low) , we are still looking at at least him lifting 100,000 pounds on that sleigh, that's a little over 44 tons! On the other hand The Cats "toon powers" do not include durability or extra strength at all. Sorry Grinch is going to neuter the Cat.

@dr_deplorable: f&cking awesome reply

And thank u neongamewave

@itsomething thanx. Although I feel very lame after having spent 10 minutes on my argument about Dr Suess.

@itsomething: with only thing 1 the entire universe explodes in the OCD chaos.

@dr_deplorable: well hey do u think it aint lame for me to come up with this stuff, most of my friends tell me comic vines stupid (f&ck them)

@renchamp: cool how did u turn my fwords to this & (ill watch my language)

@renchamp: how did u become a mode? And what happens if i continue to break rules(not that i will....) ?