Dovahkiin vs Albert Wesker

#1 Edited by Vrakmul (23296 posts) - 6 months, 1 day ago - Show Bio

I am honestly surprised this hasn't been made already but ah well. Here we go, two of the most frequently used video game characters on the vine shall go toe to toe.

Scenario: Albert Wesker has been plucked from his dimension by a Random Omnipotent Being (ROB) and dumped in the land of Skyrim. Not sure where he is, he soon bumps into the Dovahkiin. As the translation convention doesn't apply here, the two have no idea what the others are saying and a fight soon breaks out.

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End game Dovahkiin with the best load out of equipment he can get (Let's say maximumly enchanted Iron armor and an axe and sword for a weapon along with one artifact level weapon of your choice) magic, and all the shouts vs Albert Wesker at his A-game with every weapon he can reasonably carry that he's been shown to use along with infinite ammo If Wesker needs the help, he can call on Nemesis to assist him. If the Dovahkiin is outmatched, he can call on Odahviing.

Win by all means.

Takes place in a cold forest.

Fighters beware, here be giants and mammoths.

Fight starts at about ten meters (33 feet for you americans)

Nearest Giant and Mammoth herd is within twenty meters.

BONUS ROUND!: Winner must fight Alduin backed up by a pair of Legendary Dragons.

The usual skyrim fauna is also present, so the fighters can try to trip one another up with bears, trolls, bandits, stormcloaks, and legionnares and the like.

#2 Posted by nickzambuto (7809 posts) - 6 months, 1 day ago - Show Bio

@Vrakmul said:

I am honestly surprised this hasn't been made already but ah well. Here we go, two of the most frequently used video game characters on the vine shall go toe to toe.

Scenario: Albert Wesker has been plucked from his dimension by a Random Omnipotent Entity (ROB)

Wouldn't that be ROE? For ROB, he should be Random Omnipotent Being, not entity ;)

#3 Posted by Vrakmul (23296 posts) - 6 months, 1 day ago - Show Bio

Shh! :P

#4 Posted by nickzambuto (7809 posts) - 6 months, 1 day ago - Show Bio

Anyway, siding with Wesker until proven otherwise. He's one of the greatest H2H combatants on his entire planet, and with an entire arsenal at his disposal, the Dragonborn had better be on his A-Game.

Wesker casually blitzes bullet timers, so I doubt Dovahkiin can really even keep up.

#5 Posted by Bossmonster (797 posts) - 6 months, 1 day ago - Show Bio

Here is the thing, enchanted or no, that armor did not make him invincible. By that I mean, Swords, arrows, elements and magic could hurt him. Sooooooo, why would it stop bullets?

I didn't max out my skyrim character or get all the shouts. So I don't know a great deal about the extent of his powers. However, I never really him being able to do anything that would allow him to keep up with Weskers.

And the sad truth this, a weapon he has be shown to carry are grenades. Dragons can be brought down with Arrows and Swords. With Weskers insane accuracy and 13 shots per chip, I am sure he would hit a dragon in the eye several times and bring it to the ground.

I don't see how wesker could lose this.

#6 Posted by guttridgeb (4374 posts) - 6 months, 1 day ago - Show Bio

Dovahkiin could use the time shout and casually stab Wesker in the throat. If Wesker knew what he was up against and knew to stop Dovahkiin from shouting he would probably take this but as it is Dovahkiin wins.

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#7 Posted by renobjc (105 posts) - 6 months, 1 day ago - Show Bio

Wesker is fairly impervious to heavy firepower in Chris's back pocket so I think he can handle whatever primitive weapon Dovahkiin has. I even doubt that the magic have impact on Wesker who is biologically enhanced with super speed and super strength.

close match but Wesker takes it 6/10

#8 Posted by SavageDragon (1607 posts) - 6 months, 1 day ago - Show Bio

Wesker for sure.Too much speed and accuracy.

#9 Posted by nickzambuto (7809 posts) - 6 months, 1 day ago - Show Bio

@guttridgeb said:

Dovahkiin could use the time shout and casually stab Wesker in the throat. If Wesker knew what he was up against and knew to stop Dovahkiin from shouting he would probably take this but as it is Dovahkiin wins.

Wesker eats RPGs and doesn't even notice the 2,000 degrees Fahrenheit + heat while inside a volcano. Stabbing him in the throat is not easy.

#10 Posted by Vrakmul (23296 posts) - 6 months, 1 day ago - Show Bio

Added a Bonus round to provide some food for thought.

#11 Posted by nickzambuto (7809 posts) - 6 months, 1 day ago - Show Bio

@Vrakmul said:

Added a Bonus round to provide some food for thought.

I have no idea how Wesker would fair against dragons but I know it'd be epic :P

#12 Posted by Vrakmul (23296 posts) - 6 months, 1 day ago - Show Bio

@nickzambuto said:

@Vrakmul said:

Added a Bonus round to provide some food for thought.

I have no idea how Wesker would fair against dragons but I know it'd be epic :P

He may just need to call in Nemesis. :P

#13 Posted by fluffypigeons (255 posts) - 6 months, 1 day ago - Show Bio

hahahahaha dovahkiin my friend. he put a arrow in Albert's knee......\

.........:)

#14 Posted by N0tS0An0nym0us (907 posts) - 6 months, 1 day ago - Show Bio

Dovakiin

Mark of Death+Ethereal Form = Win

#15 Posted by guttridgeb (4374 posts) - 6 months, 23 hours ago - Show Bio

@nickzambuto said:

@guttridgeb said:

Dovahkiin could use the time shout and casually stab Wesker in the throat. If Wesker knew what he was up against and knew to stop Dovahkiin from shouting he would probably take this but as it is Dovahkiin wins.

Wesker eats RPGs and doesn't even notice the 2,000 degrees Fahrenheit + heat while inside a volcano. Stabbing him in the throat is not easy.

It is when he can't move much faster than walking pace, even at full speed.

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#16 Posted by N0tS0An0nym0us (907 posts) - 6 months, 23 hours ago - Show Bio

Wabajack for hax win

Dovakiin + Wabajack + Wesker = Sweetroll/Wesker with a side of Black Briar Mead

#17 Posted by nickzambuto (7809 posts) - 6 months, 23 hours ago - Show Bio

@guttridgeb said:

@nickzambuto said:

@guttridgeb said:

Dovahkiin could use the time shout and casually stab Wesker in the throat. If Wesker knew what he was up against and knew to stop Dovahkiin from shouting he would probably take this but as it is Dovahkiin wins.

Wesker eats RPGs and doesn't even notice the 2,000 degrees Fahrenheit + heat while inside a volcano. Stabbing him in the throat is not easy.

It is when he can't move much faster than walking pace, even at full speed.

What I mean is, unless Dovahkiin has some sharp ass knives, he can go ahead and hack at Wesker's throat, nothing will happen.

#18 Posted by N0tS0An0nym0us (907 posts) - 6 months, 23 hours ago - Show Bio

@nickzambuto:

#19 Posted by nickzambuto (7809 posts) - 6 months, 23 hours ago - Show Bio

@N0tS0An0nym0us said:

@nickzambuto:

Cool looking =/= powerful.

A point blank RPG explosion barely stunned Wesker, 10 pounds of shrapnel failing to even scratch him.

#20 Posted by N0tS0An0nym0us (907 posts) - 6 months, 23 hours ago - Show Bio

@nickzambuto: read the description of the weapon, small chance to instantly kill which mostly happens upon getting criticals....which means if Dovakiin is at his peak, he has 50 or above critical hit chance.......stab in the neck FTW

#21 Posted by Vrakmul (23296 posts) - 6 months, 18 hours ago - Show Bio

Bumping this to save it from the spam.

#22 Posted by Alice_Summers (1209 posts) - 6 months, 18 hours ago - Show Bio

silly kiddies

Albert Wesker is waaaaay faster than the Dovahkin (who's best speed feat arguably is fighting elves and were wolves are not really that fast)

The Dovahkin can't attack in his intangible form and has a cool down time for each of his shouts.

Wesker would win at a distance and close mainly because of his speed,skill, and weapons.

#23 Posted by Vrakmul (23296 posts) - 6 months, 17 hours ago - Show Bio

@Alice_Summers said:

silly kiddies

Albert Wesker is waaaaay faster than the Dovahkin (who's best speed feat arguably is fighting elves and were wolves are not really that fast)

The Dovahkin can't attack in his intangible form and has a cool down time for each of his shouts.

Wesker would win at a distance and close mainly because of his speed,skill, and weapons.

But can he survive the bonus round?

#24 Posted by Alice_Summers (1209 posts) - 6 months, 17 hours ago - Show Bio

@Vrakmul: 50/50 they are capable of burning him into a crisp if they pin him down, but wesker is fast and agile which would make it hard but not impossible.

#25 Posted by niBBit (629 posts) - 6 months, 17 hours ago - Show Bio

How well does Wesker do against cold?

#26 Posted by _The_Ant_ (270 posts) - 6 months, 14 hours ago - Show Bio

And another bump.

#27 Edited by Laurcus (1289 posts) - 6 months, 13 hours ago - Show Bio

If we go by game Dovahkiin, he might take this, Other people can debate that.

If we go by lore Dovahkiin, he instantly erases Wesker from existence, because reality warping time manipulating planet busting gods are < Dovahkiin. Seriously, read The Annotated Anuad, Elder Scrolls gods can do some crazy crap, and Alduin is a mid tier god. Even having the durability to stand up to a single blow from Alduin shows a planet busting level of durability. I know, that's insane and retarded and not consistent with the games in any way, but that's what the lore is like. Elder Scrolls lore smokes crack all day long.

Oh, and Mehrune's Razor isn't crit based, it's a flat 2% proc chance.

#28 Posted by JamesKM716 (1893 posts) - 6 months, 12 hours ago - Show Bio

@nickzambuto: Dovahkiin should be able to use Time Stop, or Slow, i honestly don't remember which it is, and kill Wesker that way.

#29 Posted by Lord_Johnathan (3031 posts) - 6 months, 3 hours ago - Show Bio

Seems like we have us a case of rocket tag here.

#30 Posted by whydama (1093 posts) - 5 months, 29 days ago - Show Bio

If a random noob is playing Dovahkiin, he loses horribly.

If a serious player is playing Dovahkiin, Dovahkin can use time freeze, wabbajack, Mehrunes Razor, Stealth attack etc. to win this.

If Dovahkiin is from lore, he curbstomps.

#31 Posted by Deathstrokesrevenge (185 posts) - 3 months, 22 days ago - Show Bio

What about the blade of woe?

#32 Posted by Lady_Liberty (4746 posts) - 3 months, 22 days ago - Show Bio

Wesker should win, his durability is beyond anything the Dovahkiin can manage, his speed is quick enough to blitz, and his weaponry is more advanced.

#33 Edited by XLR87T3 (795 posts) - 3 months, 22 days ago - Show Bio

@whydama said:

If a random noob is playing Dovahkiin, he loses horribly.

If a serious player is playing Dovahkiin, Dovahkin can use time freeze, wabbajack, Mehrunes Razor, Stealth attack etc. to win this.

If Dovahkiin is from lore, he curbstomps.

@Lady_Liberty said:

Wesker should win, his durability is beyond anything the Dovahkiin can manage, his speed is quick enough to blitz, and his weaponry is more advanced.

This is true. Wesker is too fast to handle. I doubt that Dragonborn can be killed with just bullets or grenades, although he can be knocked back by the force. I personally think that if the Dragonborn has the best spells and especially personally made alchemy items, it would make a difference in the outcome of the battle.

#34 Posted by Lady_Liberty (4746 posts) - 3 months, 22 days ago - Show Bio

@XLR87T3: I don't know, the Dovahkiin can be wounded or killed by arrows, knives and so forth so I doubt he can tank bullets or grenades for very long.

Spells I don't see being useful at all because this fight will probably end in Wesker's first blitz and spells take time to cast.

Enchanted items I think would really help out the Dovahkiin, anything to get him through Wesker's blitz.

#35 Posted by XLR87T3 (795 posts) - 3 months, 22 days ago - Show Bio

@Lady_Liberty: Hmm...If the Dovahkiin can hold out long enough to say TIID-KLO-UL...

You know, he/she can have insane healing spells in the game, right?

#36 Posted by Lady_Liberty (4746 posts) - 3 months, 22 days ago - Show Bio

@XLR87T3: That would REALLY help, but based on Wesker's speed his blitz is so fast he's still be faster than the Dovahkiin. Just not quite as much faster.

Yeah, I just don't see him getting away from Wesker long enough to cast any spells. This fight probably won't last three or four seconds before Wesker fills the Dovahkiin full of bullets.

#37 Posted by XLR87T3 (795 posts) - 3 months, 22 days ago - Show Bio

@Lady_Liberty: Well, I hope he or she will die with a sword in his/her hand. 3 or 4 seconds is a good thing, right?

#38 Posted by Lady_Liberty (4746 posts) - 3 months, 22 days ago - Show Bio

@XLR87T3: I'd say so yeah lol. Better than an arrow to the knee!

#39 Posted by Ancient_0f_Days (6005 posts) - 3 months, 22 days ago - Show Bio

Ethereal form, Wabajack, Mehrunes Razor. Ethereal Form to become intangible, Wabajack to turn him into a sweet roll, Mehrunes Razor to cut the sweet roll and serve it to friends at the Winking Skeever.

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