both the entire DC and marvel universe including TOAA and presence would get hand waved by chuck norris. i cant even begin to comprehend the amount of spite in this thread
both the entire DC and marvel universe including TOAA and presence would get hand waved by chuck norris. i cant even begin to comprehend the amount of spite in this thread
You should be ashamed of yourself for bumping a Chuck Norris thread.
@CODYSF: that is incorrect, it has happennd, back when we earth had 8 contadents and 2 moons, chuck fell for the first time, Bruce Lee beats CN but only slightly, and with would braking consiquinces
Pff! Chuch Norris onve broke a guys nosie and then reseted it then broke it again. neither Galactus or Doomsday have never shown a feat as good as that!
@SithLantern93: Here are the scans on why Chuck wins.
"In fine print on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Chuck Norris, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone else has ever gotten." He is beyond Peak-Human Levels.
"The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed misserably." He has enough power to destroy large Structures.
"Chuck Norris is ten feet tall, weighs two-tons, breathes fire, and could eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing." We now know his true Form and other abilities.
"Chuck Norris knows where Carmen Sandiego is." Some sort of internal Telepathic Tracking device.
"China was once bordering the United States, until Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked it all the way through the Earth." He can cause Continental Damage with minimal Effort.
"Chuck Norris once broke the land speed record on a bicycle that was missing its chain and the back tire." He can reach at least super sonic Mach levels.
"Chuck Norris once tried to wear glasses. The result was him seeing around the world to the point where he was looking at the back of his own head." Super Vision.
"If Chuck Norris is late, time better slow the fuck down." Some sort of time manipulation ability to a minimal extent.
"There is no such thing as tornados. Chuck Norris just hates trailer parks." "Scientists in Washington have recently conceded that, if there were a nuclear war, all that would remain are cockroaches and Chuck Norris." Another display of his destructive power and durability.
"God offered Chuck Norris the gift to fly, which he swiftly declined for super strength roundhouse ability." He can not fly.
"Ironically, Chuck Norris’ hidden talent is invisibility." He can turn Invisible.
"Chuck Norris doesn't have AIDS but he gives it to people anyway." Some form of poison attack.
"Chuck Norris once bet NASA he could survive re-entry without a spacesuit. On July 19th, 1999, a naked Chuck Norris re-entered the earth's atmosphere, streaking over 14 states and reaching a temperature of 3000 degrees. An embarrassed NASA publicly claimed it was
a meteor, and still owes him a beer." Can survive Reentry into orbit with little to no damage.
@SithLantern93: Here are the scans on why Chuck wins.
"In fine print on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Chuck Norris, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone else has ever gotten." He is beyond Peak-Human Levels.
"The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed misserably." He has enough power to destroy large Structures.
"Chuck Norris is ten feet tall, weighs two-tons, breathes fire, and could eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing." We now know his true Form and other abilities.
"Chuck Norris knows where Carmen Sandiego is." Some sort of internal Telepathic Tracking device.
"China was once bordering the United States, until Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked it all the way through the Earth." He can cause Continental Damage with minimal Effort.
"Chuck Norris once broke the land speed record on a bicycle that was missing its chain and the back tire." He can reach at least super sonic Mach levels.
"Chuck Norris once tried to wear glasses. The result was him seeing around the world to the point where he was looking at the back of his own head." Super Vision.
"If Chuck Norris is late, time better slow the fuck down." Some sort of time manipulation ability to a minimal extent.
"There is no such thing as tornados. Chuck Norris just hates trailer parks." "Scientists in Washington have recently conceded that, if there were a nuclear war, all that would remain are cockroaches and Chuck Norris." Another display of his destructive power and durability.
"God offered Chuck Norris the gift to fly, which he swiftly declined for super strength roundhouse ability." He can not fly.
"Ironically, Chuck Norris’ hidden talent is invisibility." He can turn Invisible.
"Chuck Norris doesn't have AIDS but he gives it to people anyway." Some form of poison attack.
"Chuck Norris once bet NASA he could survive re-entry without a spacesuit. On July 19th, 1999, a naked Chuck Norris re-entered the earth's atmosphere, streaking over 14 states and reaching a temperature of 3000 degrees. An embarrassed NASA publicly claimed it was
a meteor, and still owes him a beer." Can survive Reentry into orbit with little to no damage.
"If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death." This Implies that he is a master of Stealth and has a superb awareness.
"Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month." This is the origin.
"Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck Norris met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement." "Chuck Norris used live ammunition during all shoot-outs." This shows Chuck Norris is a level 7 Genius. He has bullet proof skin and beard and some form of Telekinesis that makes heads explode.
"Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there." He eliminated the whole martian species. If this was the DC Universe that would mean it was not the white martians.
"A blind man once stepped on Chuck Norris' shoe. Chuck replied, "Don't you know who I am? I'm Chuck Norris!" The mere mention of his name cured this man blindness. Sadly the first, last, and only thing this man ever saw, was a fatal roundhouse delivered by Chuck Norris." "Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried."
This implies he has healing powers which could work on him.
"There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist." It is possible that he can grow extra limbs when needed.
"If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death." This Implies that he is a master of Stealth and has a superb awareness.
"Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month." This is the origin.
"Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck Norris met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement." "Chuck Norris used live ammunition during all shoot-outs." This shows Chuck Norris is a level 7 Genius. He has bullet proof skin and beard and some form of Telekinesis that makes heads explode.
"Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there." He eliminated the whole martian species. If this was the DC Universe that would mean it was not the white martians.
"A blind man once stepped on Chuck Norris' shoe. Chuck replied, "Don't you know who I am? I'm Chuck Norris!" The mere mention of his name cured this man blindness. Sadly the first, last, and only thing this man ever saw, was a fatal roundhouse delivered by Chuck Norris." "Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried."
This implies he has healing powers which could work on him.
"There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist." It is possible that he can grow extra limbs when needed.
Dude just stop. Chuck Norris facts are as outdated as Papacy so please stop.
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