Defeat my team (pro tip: you can't)

My team:

- Fantomex*

- Silver Surfer (current one - with zero remorse)

- Hal Jordan (full power)

- Black Adam (full power)

- Batman*

- Iron Man*

- Deadpool (with Black Bolt's voice powers, so you can hear his babbling from across the planet. And he's also really racist, all political correctness is off, so strap in)

* = In a unique suit, designed by Tony Stark and Bruce Wayne.

Rules:

- 7 characters maximum

- You cannot use any of the characters that I use

- You CAN use suits/weaponry for characters who have no real "powers" (i.e. Robin, Nick Fury, Daredevil)

- No characters of equal or greater powers than Thanos

- Location: New York City at full population, but inhabited by hipsters only (so basically you won't feel bad about collateral damage of any kind). NOTE: the fight STARTS in NYC, but may spill into the sky, space, other dimensions, wormholes, New Jersey, Long Island, black holes, no real limits (all hipster-only, so don't hold back on the collateral damage)

- Prep time = 69 minutes

- My team starts at the top floor of a skyscraper, you don't know which one (and keep Fantomex's illusions in mind). Your team starts at the eastern tip of Long Island.

- My team knows you're coming, but does not know from where.

Get creative. Midnighter is allowed, but you have to explain WHY you (think you) won, can't just say "i choose X, Y, Z"

King Vegeta

Babidi

Nappa

Saibaman

Superman

Wally West.

@warmachine4life

x-man (shaman)

thor (worthy)

spawn

quasar

dr. strange (modern)

i don't need anymore people to beat your team.

Fernus and Wally West are all that is needed

The Doctor solos with a delta wave bomb.

• Thanos
• Beerus
• Darkseid
• Whis
• Ultron
• Brainiac
• Zoom

Not with Batman there.

@warmachine4life: you broke a rule mate.

Amazo

Iceman

Wally West

Superman

World Breaker Hulk

Thor

H/P Doomsday

Easy

• Manchine
• Superman
• Mr Fantastic
• Flash
• Hulk
• White Knight
• Longshot (Just for the fun of it)

Dr doom

Ultimate Reed Richards

Loki

Brainiac

Mr Terrific

Prep time wrecks your team so badly...

Zoom

Wally West

Odinforce Thor

Superboy Prime

Martian Manhunter

H'el

Darkseid

John Constantine

Light Yagami

TAO

Powerless Lucifer Morningstar

Lex luther

Brainiac

Virtually anyone of them solos

Forgot to mention: win by death/last man standing

Here's how I would do it:

- Midnighter (in an Ironman-like suit), Flash, Goku, Vegeta, my pokemon silver character who owns 400+ pokemon (including level 100 Suicune, Entei, Lugia, and 6 other level 100s - still counts as one), Adam Warlock, Magneto

The fight:

Vegeta, Goku and Flash speed-blitz the city. Black Adam and SS are the only ones with the reaction time great enough to stop them, but they won't be able to stop all. Flash and Vegeta stick together, so when either SS/BA stop them, Flash distracts them, possibly sacrificing his life, while Vegeta/Goku blows up the entire city with nuke-like power. Keep in mind this happened less 0.1 seconds into the fight. If the suited enemies (Bats, IM, Fantomex and Deadpool) did not die, they are surely scattering a little, allowing Magneto and Warlock to pick off them off (fantomex is surely disoriented). Now it is Goku, Vegeta, Midnighter, Pokemon Trainer, Majin Boo and Magneto (assuming Flash died) vs. BA, SS and Hal Jordan. It is now 1-10 seconds into the match.

Hal Jordan instinctively used a green shield to protect him from the blast. The green glow gives his position away. Goku teleports behind him and snaps Hal's neck, while those not tied up with BA and SS laugh menacingly. Meanwhile, Majin Boo, Pokemon trainer (with help of his psychic pokemon who teleport) and Flash (if he is not dead, even though he prob is) have found the Dragon Balls. They summon Shenron, and wish for the Infinity Gauntlet. But wait, what's this? Shenron blows up the planet. Little did they know, Deadpool was still alive, and could still talk really loud, and interrupted the wisher and wished for Shenron to blow up the planet.

The only current survivors are BA, SS, Adam Warlock, Midnighter in his suit, Goku, Vegeta, Majin Boo and one Metapod who has been using "Harden" every 15 seconds in a battle for a battle at the breeder/trainer that has lasted 12 years, and his defense level is just insane. Midnighter planned for this exact scenario, and my team already had procedures in place. In a tactical and lighting fast clash of these behemoths, that no living human could even comprehend, my team very narrowly wins due to strategic advantage, superior fighting skills, and the fact that my pokemon trainer technically owned the training metapod this entire time, who was impossible for any character to defeat, and therefore the last man standing, therefore my team wins.

Dr. Doom

Reed Richards

World War Hulk

John Constantine

Ultron

Lex Luthor

Hank Pym

I'm sure they could prep up something within an hour.

Ben 10 ( master control )

Vegito

Martian Manhunter

The Doctor

Zoom

Ultimate Reed Richards

Vegito and Zoom blitz, while The Doctor and Manhunter tp your team. Reed and Ben can stall the rest of your team.

• Thanos
• Ultron (Most powerful incarnation)
• Darkseid (Pre-Crisis)
• Cyborg Superman with all his power rings (Pre-52)
• Monarch (Pre-52)
• Mongul Sr. (Pre-52)
• Yuga Kahn (Pre-52)

@precrisisbardock: @imperfect_cell: @reaverlation: @chaos911: @cdiddyman911: @manchine: @batbro15: @darkseid1006: @aravengeance: @bluejay4: @thewhiteronin: Nice to see you all reading the rules thoroughly.

@johnfrank120: Pretty sure he edited this in after my post:

- No characters of equal or greater powers than Thanos

• Thanos
• Zoom
• Quasar

And I didn't even need to use the other four slots to defeat your team.

@imperfect_cell: Ah, ok.

• Fernus
• Nate Grey (Shaman)
• Despero

Another trio that would win.

Superman prime - superman on steroids

Martian manhunter - argueably stronger than regular superman

deathstroke - perfect match for fantomex

worldbreaker hulk - has beat ironman and silver surfer before

sentry - consider to be on par with hulk based oon WWHulk

Shazam - has beaten black atom

Evil Deadpool - equipped with the deadpool killing weapons from deadpool v deadpool

1 Dalek

H'el

Zoom

Wally west

Accelerator

Squirrel girl

deathstroke

And idk fernus.

(Nit all of them are needed i just needed to fill in 7 slots)