Defeat Jesus

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#1  Edited By buttersdaman000

...using a person from myth or another religion.

Jesus will have all his feats plus the feats of Old Testament people. Jesus' powers are:

- Super Strength from Samson (In the 10 ton range at least)

- Bear Summoning from Elisha

- Zombie control from Ezekiel

- Super Speed from Elijah ( At least twice as fast as fast as the fastest Horse)

- Ridiculous fighting skills from Samson and other Judges and Prophets, and from himself. ( Can single-handily kill thousands)

- Control over the oceans and other bodies of water from Moses, Elisha, and himself

- Resurrection and Healing

- Fire Balls from Elijah

- Low Level Reality Warping (Feeding 5000 and so on)

- And anything else I forgot

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#2  Edited By Dark Cloud™

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Gabriel, the Archangel. Or Michael.

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#3  Edited By The_White_King

God grounds him.

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#4  Edited By PikminMania

Someone call in The Authority...

*10 cookies to whoever gets that comment*

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#5  Edited By TheCheeseStabber

Odin 
Zeus 
Thor 
God 
Hades

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#6  Edited By thanobomb1124

Defeat Jesus?

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How about JC and I go grab a burger and chill out?

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#8  Edited By buttersdaman000

Whoops I forgot to add something....

*No characters from the Bible*

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#9  Edited By buttersdaman000

@TheCheeseStabber said:

Odin Zeus Thor God Hades

How do these guys beat him? Besides God, of course....

Jesus can raise a zombie army, rain fire from above, control water, and more

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#10  Edited By pooty

anybody with a nail gun.

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#11  Edited By lady_liberty

Charles Darwin.

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#12  Edited By Nerx

Judas and the Romans given 10 pieces of silver with enough prep time

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#13  Edited By Enemybird

@buttersdaman000: You forgot one tiny little feat...

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#14  Edited By lady_liberty

Lol, that's pretty funny Nerx.

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#15  Edited By pooty

@buttersdaman000 said:

@TheCheeseStabber said:

Odin Zeus Thor God Hades

How do these guys beat him? Besides God, of course....

Jesus can raise a zombie army, rain fire from above, control water, and more

But what are his durability feats? A couple lightning bolts should take Jesus out.

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#16  Edited By SpidermanWins

One does not simply defeat Jesus... =)

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#17  Edited By Nerx

@Lady_Liberty:

He is called the betrayer for a reason
He is called the betrayer for a reason

Anywhoo God seems to give the bad guys good names, notice how in the naming department that Judas Iscariot seems cooler than Jesus Christ or how Pharaoh is cooler than Moses?

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@SpidermanWins: Tell that to Judas, He's like batman who has plans to defeat superman in JLA should superman go rogue. But in this case he did it anyways by silver coins, and by character Jesus is too much of a nice guy to fight back. The only violent thing i know is that Peter cut off a roman's ear who tried to capture jesus, which the pacifistic man then healed back.

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#20  Edited By buttersdaman000

@pooty:

Maybe.....But he could just heal himself

@Nerx:

Jesus effed up a couple temples