Deathstroke vs Kickass

Standard gear for Kickass. Deathstroke can't move his feet and has human durability and non of his armor. i mean Deastroke literally can't lift either of his feet. He must stay in one spot. Deathstroke has a katana sword. Start a yard apart.

Sidenote: it's wierd. I swear i press shift, but sometimes my i's don't come out capitalized. Yet other letters do.

Lol.

Slade throws his sword through Dave's chest...by the handle

Slade stomps

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Deathstroke throws his sword for the win

Deathstroke pretty handily.

Deathstroke still kicks his ass (no pun intended, well who am i kidding yes pun intended) even with these restictions.

Way to nerf the sh!t out of Slade to make this battle possible lol

I'd favor Deathstroke in this scenario even if you gave Kick Ass a 12 gauge shotgun and made him start from behind... while invisible.

@huey_freeman34: Why thank you. i wouldn't have noticed that without your clever observation.

ds

Ds flicks a nail through Kick asses head.

Lol

Maybe if you paralyze every part of Deathstroke besides his hands and give more weapons to Kickass it might be fair.

Right now Slade Wilstomps

Come on now, Dave isn't getting beat that bad when Slade can't even move a foot. He's going to have almost no throwing power if he can't move his legs, so the whole throwing the sword thing is not likely. Honestly, Slade is in more danger of throwing objects then Dave, because he can't even move.

Even if Slade does win, this is still in no way a stomp. Literally, Slade can't even pick up his foot to stomp with.

@allstarsuperman - Kick-Ass needs you!

The only paraplegic Slade that Kick-Ass can beat is Son of Batman's Jobberstroke.

Deathstoke 10/10.

@tparks: I hope you're not serious

@tparks: I was wondering when someone would call in the cavalry.

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when you have to make someone have their feet glued to the floor you shouldn't make the battle.

@tparks: even still hes above peak human. Throwing a katana to him is nothing even while standing still wont be hampered. His aim maybe. Without weapons though kickass has no way of putting DS down

If this was Mindy it would be different. Dave dies. He is not nearly as good with weaponry or hand to hand. If he shoots at Slade I believe Wilson can deflect the bullets. Dave Will have to get close to win, then, he dies.

@patrat18: lol

@allstarsuperman: Dude? What? Why do you keep flagging me lol? What'd i do this time?!

Paralyze his entire body and he wins 10/10. He stares at "Asskick" who is scared to death until he kills himself.

You didn't get "On him".

*sigh* Really lol? Alright.

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@allstarsuperman: If Slade throws his sword, it's possible he could miss, right? Has Kickass ever dodged bullets or avoided them. Has he at least come closer to dodging a bullet? If so then perhaps he could try to move away from the sword. In which case, Slade would kill him, he might stab him, but that's a one shot.I know Kickass has to have some pain tolerance. That would cause Slade to lose his weapon advantage. Kickass could try to run up behind him ftw.

Kickass dies a horrible death.

:-P

...I still want to give this to Slade.

LMFAO

Slade Wilstomps

@marvel_boy2241: the only way kickass could beat Slade is if he was in a coma

@allstarsuperman: All hope is lost for K.A now :(

Deathstroke kills him with a backhand.

@monsterstomp: lol, The Stroke keeps his pimp hand strong!

Even if you bind all four limbs, I honestly see Deathstroke as winning with a headbutt. Their are very few scenarios where Kick Ass can realistically defeat Deathstroke.

Natural super strength should make up for the lack of leverage. He really doesn't need to move his feet to be infinitely faster and infinitely more skilled than Dave, as soon as Kick Ass gets close Deathstroke can kill him.

@nickzambuto: @reaverlation: @nerdchore:

I don't think we can consider Slade a peak human when he can't move his legs. Kick-Ass is a slightly above average human. Someone who can't use their legs is going to lose most of their speed, not just in travel, but in every motion they do, specially in a fight, so Deathstroke is basically below an average human in this when it comes to any athletic movements. I'm not saying Kick-Ass wins, but this is far from a stomp. All Kick-Ass needs to do is backup, and this is a stalemate at best IMO.

Unless someone can prove that Deathstroke is a talented legless sword thrower, which I guarantee no one can do, I'm not inclined to believe that he wins so effortlessly as everyone is saying.

Deathstroke decapitates him in one swift slice.

What a stomp....

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