Deadpool vs Voldemort

oh joy another 'voldemort vs', ugh! the difference with this one tho is volde isnt in a stomp battle against superman, shazzam, or dr.strange.

wade has he's swords, AK-47, grenades and thousands of ammunition and also his standard equipment

in the woods is where they fight.

60 feet away from each other

60 feet is more than enoguh to cast a killing spell with no problem, and I don't think he heal from that

@shadowpro: The problem is deadpool is immortal.

deadpool can't really do much to voldemort, while voldemort has plenty of spells to put down deadpool

I do think Voldemort will win. He could not kill Wade but he can KO or BFR him.

he is not inmortal, he can heal from deadly wounds but he is still human

@shadowpro: No Thanos made him immortal because he was in a somewhat affair relationship with Thanos GF death. He can not go to her realm of death so he is immortal.

@bronze_surfer:

ok, when did that happen?

also he can use a non deadly spell that can paralyze him and therefore win by incapacitation

Deadpool wins almost no difficulty. If wizards with no training can dodge spells, Wade would have no problem.

@shadowpro: Don't know the issue but here is when Thanos does it. http://images.wikia.com/marveldatabase/images/5/59/Deadpoolcurse.jpg

I do think Voldemort can win I just said he can't kill deadpool only KO him.

With that kind of starting difference, voldemort transfigures him in a kitten.

Voldemort could use Imperio and make DP his b****!

(and not every spell or curse in the HP is avoidable, some follow the target until it hits him, and some is just unavoidable)

@name55555: Deadpool cant be possesed or mind controled.

Yeah Deadpool can't be killed or mind controlled and his pain tolerance is insane. Avada Kedavra, imperio and crucio would be ineffective. These are Voldemorts best spells, without them he gets shot to pieces. Deadpool FTW

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what if he turns Deadpool into a chicken? in HP expert wizards can do that, go to 0:25

Voldy has more than 3 ways to win this match...

@ghostofonyx: The only problem is Deadpool is immortal.

In all honesty, those aren't his best spells

There is Confringo, Explous, Severing charm ,every single hex, every single curse...

Plus, all Voldemort needs to do is transfigure Deadpool into a ferret.

Voldy uses the overpowered kinetic energy bubble they had in book 6, then walks up to Deadpool and starts blasting him through the hole.

Have fun with that deadpool.

Voldemort can imprison him or attack his soul.

You guys got to realize that Deadpool isn't just going to stand there while Vold is saying and waving his hand to cast a spell on him and I'm also pretty sure a press to the gun is faster. Also, even if Vold has his hocruxes doesn't mean he won't be able to take sufficient damage.

@shadovvlite: My thoughts exactly, he is going to be moving and running around. And depending on the spell, deadpool has transonic reaction time which can dodge some of the spells. He also has had encounters with doctor strange before and has received magical equipment before. His "magic satchel" could easily pull one of those out and block such spells.

Deadpool or stalemate

@shadovvlite: Sure, he's going to blitz voldemort from sixty feet. /sarcasm.

Convert him in a teacup. And drink tea. win.

I think an important factor is the setting. It's in the woods, which means trees, which means physical barriers between spells and deadpool (also between bullets and voldemort, to be fair). The difference I think is that deadpool is much more agile than voldemort which means he would be able to make better use of the available cover. Bullets are faster than spells, correct? Sure voldemort can throw up some magical barriers to defend from deadpools bullets, if he is capable of that, but the fact is i doubt he can cast while holding up a defensive ward and deadpool has thousands of bullets at his disposal. Voldemort gets lazy and goes on the offensive and deadpool tags him, game over. It's also worth noting that Deadpool can cause all kind of havoc with those grenades, momentarily stunning Voldemort, knocking trees down, creating openings for a shot. Deadpool has this.

It wouldn't suprise me if deadpool had read the harry potter books, since he likes star wars. It would suprise me a lot if voldermort even gave a stray thought to a non magic guy.

Voldemort will repeatedly create explosions in Wade's body.

Wade: Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! I need that! Ow! Ow! Ow!

I'm confused. Why are people treating Wade as though he means nothing in this fight? Do people not read his comics? Magic or no, Voldemort is still susceptible to pain and damage, and can be killed. Wade is not going to stand around and wait for Voldemort to cast spells. If anything, he's going to start wildly attacking. Besides, he has martial arts skilled and other abilities that outclasses Voldemort. I don't see Voldemort surviving multiple grenades exploding around/on him or even gunfire. I'm sure Voldemort isn't new to swords, but with a katana or two cutting at him, how is he going to evade?

@princearagorn1: I didn't say Deadpool was going to blitz. I merely stated that he is not just going to stay still and take the hit. Also, Deadpool is an expert marksmen, which in his advantage, can simply shoot Vold before he can cast a spell.

@shadovvlite: I'm not sure if he'll outright go for a bullet from 60 ft. The easiest way to put down a hp wizard is blitz. After that, they can complicate things very much. If given proper distance, and hence time to cast a spell, they have an awful lot of spells to use. Like the simple paralyzing one. You don't get out of it unless the wizard dies. So in a solo battle, it's game over.. (The curse which fills my head is the tap dance one. I wonder what wade will say if he starts infinite tap dance lol)

@princearagorn1: Question, When casting the spell, does it immediately go to the target or does it need accuracy? Because if it does need accuracy, I don't see why Deadpool can't dodge it. But, if it doesn't then I take it Voldy will win.

Voldy's go-to spell is aveda kedavra no? Deadpool's go-to move is pump it full of holes and then make a pop-culture reference. I am sure Voldy has some powerful spells, it's just that Deadpool won't give him a chance to use them. Somewhat related, is there a comprehensive list of every spell performed by Voldemort? I have a nagging suspicion that lots of people ascribe powers to him that he doesn't possess.

Deadpool

Voldermort

Huh, I'd actually love to see what would happen if Wade was hit with Avada Kedavra...it's a good question.

Anyway, I'm leaning toward Voldemort.

@godtriggerhulk: You could look up HP spells on wikipedia... although I'm sure by reading the HP books you would find out more of what Voldemort is capable of. I haven't read the books but I've seen all of the movies.

In my opinion... I think Deadpool would win. Voldemort could hit him with a spell that could KO Wade but as said before, Deadpool is immortal. Not only that but Deadpool has to be hit with the spell first. Deadpool could seriously ruin Voldemort though. I think Voldemort would prove a good match but the Wizard would lose eventually.

Deadpool will resurrect completely, and automatically every time he died.

Voldemort have to underwent ritual to reform his body.

I guess Deadpool's katana would slice through Voldemort with ease, given his superior agility.

@shadovvlite: Yes, main spells such as ak, imperio, crucio, stunners, need aim. But he can fire whole lot of them, not to mention he has some good aoe attacks, blasting three of the best wizards off with a single spell. Not to mention there are small scale explosion spells, blasting dozens of people in one go. Of course it isn't enough to put him down, but slow him down for a stunner.

Deadpool FTW

I'm sure Deadpool's small amount of toon force will allows him to fight even as a chicken.

Voldy has to go through all the wand motions/spell uttering to cast a spell. He doesn't even remotely match up to DP's speed feats, and gets blitzed rather easily.

@jediwaffles: One: The motion required is a simple flick. Two: Every wizard is taught wordless magic after sixth year. Three: Dead pool is not blitzing anyone from sixty feet. He's not king bradley lol

@princearagorn1: Oh didn't see the sixty feet portion.

"Every wizard is taught wordless magic after sixth year." Forgot about that too. Last i read the book i was around 12 lol. Even then, say they both fire off a shot. Voldy isn't dodging a barrage of bullets, while DP dodges/is immune to the first few spells Voldy throws at him. Voldemort will undoubtedly cast the spells he normally casts first, Avada Kedavra, the Cruciatus Curse, etc, none of which work on DP. Meanwhile, he's getting riddled with bullets.

@jediwaffles: Voldemort also has teleportation, shield charms (Not sure if they can keep bullets out, I'd say they should be, at least normal ones) and going by the movie, he can blast through windows of six story buildings, disarm without wand and crazy stuff like that..

@princearagorn1: Is he fast enough to pop a shield charm in time to stop a bullet though?

@jediwaffles: Not sure, he doesn't have bullet time reflexes, but he can definitely aim dodge. He can't do it after it is fired, but he can if he sees deadpool firing.

@princearagorn1: Hmmm could make things interesting then. If Voldemort can survive Deadpool's initial burst, this goes down to the wire.

Speaking as a total HP noob who has only seen the films, I have a super basic question: When Voldemort casts a spell, does it apply in the general direction, and not need to be a direct hit to apply, or does he actually need to aim accurately at Wade? I ask because if the latter, I imagine Wade's agility would be a factor?

Just curious.