Deadpool vs The Entire Soviet union

Deadpool must fight the entire Soviet union's military during it's peak. FIGHT! The fight takes place in siberia, no cover.

SU

Eternal Chaos says:

"SU"

Deadpool is going to know a new definition of pain. The soviets don't play nice.

it really depends cause if they have missles i give it to them but if it just normal infantry with guns i give it to deadpool

Copy says:

"it really depends cause if they have missles i give it to them but if it just normal infantry with guns i give it to deadpool"

The entire military. Nukes, tanks, planes, copters, subs, battleships, and all. And the infantry alone consist of 15 million troops.

Dreadnaught says:

"Copy says:

"it really depends cause if they have missles i give it to them but if it just normal infantry with guns i give it to deadpool"

The entire military. Nukes, tanks, planes, copters, subs, battleships, and all. And the infantry alone consist of 15 million troops."

oh then su

Copy says:

"Dreadnaught says:

"Copy says:

"it really depends cause if they have missles i give it to them but if it just normal infantry with guns i give it to deadpool"

The entire military. Nukes, tanks, planes, copters, subs, battleships, and all. And the infantry alone consist of 15 million troops."

oh then su"

I wonder how many 155 mm shells deadpool can take.

Dreadnaught says:

"Copy says:

"Dreadnaught says:

"Copy says:

"it really depends cause if they have missles i give it to them but if it just normal infantry with guns i give it to deadpool"

The entire military. Nukes, tanks, planes, copters, subs, battleships, and all. And the infantry alone consist of 15 million troops."

oh then su"

I wonder how many 155 mm shells deadpool can take."

All of 'em. I'd like to him fight this guy

And this thing

Dreadnaught says:

"Copy says:

"Dreadnaught says:

"Copy says:

"it really depends cause if they have missles i give it to them but if it just normal infantry with guns i give it to deadpool"

The entire military. Nukes, tanks, planes, copters, subs, battleships, and all. And the infantry alone consist of 15 million troops."

oh then su"

I wonder how many 155 mm shells deadpool can take."

you do know he probably won't die but they will knock him out

Copy says:

"Dreadnaught says:

"Copy says:

"Dreadnaught says:

"Copy says:

"it really depends cause if they have missles i give it to them but if it just normal infantry with guns i give it to deadpool"

The entire military. Nukes, tanks, planes, copters, subs, battleships, and all. And the infantry alone consist of 15 million troops."

oh then su"

I wonder how many 155 mm shells deadpool can take."

you do know he probably won't die but they will knock him out"

What about the 50 megaton tsar bomba? He can't regenerate if there's nothing left.

Dreadnaught says:

"Copy says:

"Dreadnaught says:

"Copy says:

"Dreadnaught says:

"Copy says:

"it really depends cause if they have missles i give it to them but if it just normal infantry with guns i give it to deadpool"

The entire military. Nukes, tanks, planes, copters, subs, battleships, and all. And the infantry alone consist of 15 million troops."

oh then su"

I wonder how many 155 mm shells deadpool can take."

you do know he probably won't die but they will knock him out"

What about the 50 megaton tsar bomba? He can't regenerate if there's nothing left."

well deadpool told me that if he leaves a dandruff somewhere he would regrow from that or if he rips his skin off and throws it away and his entire body he still has that skin left to grow from

Copy says:

"Dreadnaught says:

"Copy says:

"Dreadnaught says:

"Copy says:

"Dreadnaught says:

"Copy says:

"it really depends cause if they have missles i give it to them but if it just normal infantry with guns i give it to deadpool"

The entire military. Nukes, tanks, planes, copters, subs, battleships, and all. And the infantry alone consist of 15 million troops."

oh then su"

I wonder how many 155 mm shells deadpool can take."

you do know he probably won't die but they will knock him out"

What about the 50 megaton tsar bomba? He can't regenerate if there's nothing left."

well deadpool told me that if he leaves a dandruff somewhere he would regrow from that or if he rips his skin off and throws it away and his entire body he still has that skin left to grow from"

Dude there won't even be atoms left. He'll just be a bunch of sparse neutrons. Not even wolverine could manage to heal from that, the best he could pull of is to regenerate from a single cell not a single neutron.

Dreadnaught says:

"Copy says:

"Dreadnaught says:

"Copy says:

"Dreadnaught says:

"Copy says:

"Dreadnaught says:

"Copy says:

"it really depends cause if they have missles i give it to them but if it just normal infantry with guns i give it to deadpool"

The entire military. Nukes, tanks, planes, copters, subs, battleships, and all. And the infantry alone consist of 15 million troops."

oh then su"

I wonder how many 155 mm shells deadpool can take."

you do know he probably won't die but they will knock him out"

What about the 50 megaton tsar bomba? He can't regenerate if there's nothing left."

well deadpool told me that if he leaves a dandruff somewhere he would regrow from that or if he rips his skin off and throws it away and his entire body he still has that skin left to grow from"

Dude there won't even be atoms left. He'll just be a bunch of sparse neutrons. Not even wolverine could manage to heal from that, the best he could pull of is to regenerate from a single cell not a single neutron."

oh okay my bad

And no amount of breaking the fourth wall is going to save him from being nuked.

Dreadnaught says:

"And no amount of breaking the fourth wall is going to save him from being nuked."

OWNED

Especially considering the fact that the Soviets have enough nukes to blow up the world several times over and the moon for good measure.

This is what Fanboys deserve.

Eternal Chaos says:

"This is what Fanboys deserve."

Yep. When all else fails get the soviets.

Dreadnaught says:

"Eternal Chaos says:

"This is what Fanboys deserve."

Yep. When all else fails get the soviets. "

My thoughts exactly.

Eternal Chaos says:

"Dreadnaught says:

"Eternal Chaos says:

"This is what Fanboys deserve."

Yep. When all else fails get the soviets. "

My thoughts exactly."

No one knows how to blow something up better than the russians. Just ask the Nazis or Napoleon.

Dreadnaught says:

"Eternal Chaos says:

"Dreadnaught says:

"Eternal Chaos says:

"This is what Fanboys deserve."

Yep. When all else fails get the soviets. "

My thoughts exactly."

No one knows how to blow something up better than the russians. Just ask the Nazis or Napoleon. "

No, I do.

Eternal Chaos says:

"Dreadnaught says:

"Eternal Chaos says:

"Dreadnaught says:

"Eternal Chaos says:

"This is what Fanboys deserve."

Yep. When all else fails get the soviets. "

My thoughts exactly."

No one knows how to blow something up better than the russians. Just ask the Nazis or Napoleon. "

No, I do."

K. But you gotta agree they are the least conquerable nation ever. Every attempt at conquering them ended in failure.

Bump. Oh and deadpool still gets nuked.

Rotten gun says:

"dreamers :)"

If you say deadpool wins. You and I will have problems.

dreamers :)

Rotten gun says:

"Dreadnaught says:

"Rotten gun says:

"dreamers :)"

If you say deadpool wins. You and I will have problems."

#deadpool wins! *runs to the door and blows a raspberry* seeya! wouldn't want to be ya! :P
Post Edited:2007-10-21 17:21:47"

500,000,000,000,000,000 nukes instaneously hit rotten gun and they cannot be avoided and they instantly kill Rotten gun and they always hit and move at infinite speeds.

Dreadnaught says:

"Rotten gun says:

"dreamers :)"

If you say deadpool wins. You and I will have problems."

Dreadnaught says:

"Rotten gun says:

"Dreadnaught says:

"Rotten gun says:

"dreamers :)"

If you say deadpool wins. You and I will have problems."

#deadpool wins! *runs to the door and blows a raspberry* seeya! wouldn't want to be ya! :P
Post Edited:2007-10-21 17:21:47"

*500,000,000,000,000,000 nukes instaneously hit rotten gun and they cannot be avoided and they instantly kill Rotten gun and they always hit and move at infinite speeds.*"

maniacle laugh HA HA HA HA missed me! hey wait a minute... wheres my foot gone!!!

Hah. Such is the fate of rabid fanboys who mess with me. You can't mess with the entire blamed soviet military which had at least 40 million troops at it's peak especially when your only at spider man's or deadpool's level. Let the Hell march consume you!
Post Edited:2007-10-21 17:28:24

I thought long and hard about bumping this, and I'm glad I decided to.

Someone has to say it: Putin solos.

You know how much people that is?!

deadpool

Nuked 400,00 times.

140% of the time.

Real life USSR gets stomped, 616 USSR has a decent shot due to the SSS.

@mandarinestro: How is the USSR going to get stomped?

@johnfrank120: They have no way of putting down Deadpool obviously. Even if they try to nuke Wade, he would be smart enough to know. If Deadpool is serious, he can just take out Khruschev and his loyalists or just liberate every gulag there is and let the Soviet Union destroy itself while he sabotages Chernobyl and wherever there is nuclear tech. The USSR obviously has many dissidents in the government who would turn against one another if the premier (Stalin/Lenin/Khruschev) is taken out. And even if they actually nuke Wade, I imagine he has a chance to survive like Wolverine tanking the nuke at Hiroshima.

The 616 USSR, however, has an even footing to slaughter him. They have Winter Soldier, Black Widow, and the Soviet Super-Soldiers.

@mandarinestro: I think it is only the Soviet army and him in Siberia, no one else.

@johnfrank120: The OP is fallacious. How can the entire Soviet millitary fit in Siberia lol? Besides, even if they Party orders a nuke on Siberia and it can actually kill Deadpool, they would also be killing their own troops so it's a stalemate. And let's say they're smart enough not to send troops, how is Deadpool going to deal damage when his enemies are far away and he's not allowed to move outside Siberia? So by me using this version, I'm actually giving the Soviets an edge.

OP says the entire Soviet Union, so it's Russia, Ukraine, Belarus, Uzbekistan, Kyrgyzstan, Moldova, Latvia, Armenia, Lithuania, Azerbaijan, Georgia, Kazakhstan, Tajikistan, Estonia, and Turkmenistan.

@mandarinestro: Well it is pretty easy to fit in, Siberia is massive, and there aren't that many soldiers.

'OP says the entire Soviet Union, so it's Russia, Ukraine, Belarus, Uzbekistan, Kyrgyzstan, Moldova, Latvia, Armenia, Lithuania, Azerbaijan, Georgia, Kazakhstan, Tajikistan, Estonia, and Turkmenistan.'

I do not really understand what you mean by that, he says the entire Soviet army.

The army can spread out and launch a few massive nukes, killing many of their own, but obliterating Deadpool.

@mandarinestro: The atomic bomb dropped on Hiroshima (15 kt) is... far from the power of those nukes used by Soviet Russia which tend to be in the Mt range. (1 Megaton = 1,000 Kiloton).

This is akin to saying you survived getting hit by a nine millimeter, and so, you could survive getting hit by a 120 mm gun.

KIROV REPORTING!!!!

Yes the SU could nuke deadpool, but they wouldn't its very out of character

They just send in Putin

@johnfrank120: The OP says Soviet UNION not ARMY.

@vrakmul:

I think you're all wrong on this. The answer is much more clear than you think. Deadpool will decide to become part of the soviet army, and his talking will probably start pissing everyone off.

SU

@mandarinestro: Read the post again