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#1 Posted by Vrakmul (23849 posts) - - Show Bio

Deadpool must fight the entire Soviet union's military during it's peak. FIGHT! The fight takes place in siberia, no cover.

#2 Posted by Eternal Chaos (22990 posts) - - Show Bio

SU

#3 Posted by Vrakmul (23849 posts) - - Show Bio

Eternal Chaos says:

"SU"

Deadpool is going to know a new definition of pain. The soviets don't play nice.

#4 Posted by Copy (8336 posts) - - Show Bio

it really depends cause if they have missles i give it to them but if it just normal infantry with guns i give it to deadpool

#5 Posted by Vrakmul (23849 posts) - - Show Bio

Copy says:

"it really depends cause if they have missles i give it to them but if it just normal infantry with guns i give it to deadpool"

The entire military. Nukes, tanks, planes, copters, subs, battleships, and all. And the infantry alone consist of 15 million troops.

#6 Posted by Copy (8336 posts) - - Show Bio

Dreadnaught says:

"Copy says:
"it really depends cause if they have missles i give it to them but if it just normal infantry with guns i give it to deadpool"
The entire military. Nukes, tanks, planes, copters, subs, battleships, and all. And the infantry alone consist of 15 million troops."

oh then su

#7 Posted by Vrakmul (23849 posts) - - Show Bio

Copy says:

"Dreadnaught says:
"Copy says:
"it really depends cause if they have missles i give it to them but if it just normal infantry with guns i give it to deadpool"
The entire military. Nukes, tanks, planes, copters, subs, battleships, and all. And the infantry alone consist of 15 million troops."

oh then su"

I wonder how many 155 mm shells deadpool can take.

#8 Posted by Eternal Chaos (22990 posts) - - Show Bio

Dreadnaught says:

"Copy says:
"Dreadnaught says:
"Copy says:
"it really depends cause if they have missles i give it to them but if it just normal infantry with guns i give it to deadpool"
The entire military. Nukes, tanks, planes, copters, subs, battleships, and all. And the infantry alone consist of 15 million troops."
oh then su"
I wonder how many 155 mm shells deadpool can take."

All of 'em. I'd like to him fight this guy

And this thing

#9 Posted by Copy (8336 posts) - - Show Bio

Dreadnaught says:

"Copy says:
"Dreadnaught says:
"Copy says:
"it really depends cause if they have missles i give it to them but if it just normal infantry with guns i give it to deadpool"
The entire military. Nukes, tanks, planes, copters, subs, battleships, and all. And the infantry alone consist of 15 million troops."
oh then su"
I wonder how many 155 mm shells deadpool can take."

you do know he probably won't die but they will knock him out

#10 Posted by Vrakmul (23849 posts) - - Show Bio

Copy says:

"Dreadnaught says:
"Copy says:
"Dreadnaught says:
"Copy says:
"it really depends cause if they have missles i give it to them but if it just normal infantry with guns i give it to deadpool"
The entire military. Nukes, tanks, planes, copters, subs, battleships, and all. And the infantry alone consist of 15 million troops."
oh then su"
I wonder how many 155 mm shells deadpool can take."

you do know he probably won't die but they will knock him out"

What about the 50 megaton tsar bomba? He can't regenerate if there's nothing left.

#11 Posted by Copy (8336 posts) - - Show Bio

Dreadnaught says:

"Copy says:
"Dreadnaught says:
"Copy says:
"Dreadnaught says:
"Copy says:
"it really depends cause if they have missles i give it to them but if it just normal infantry with guns i give it to deadpool"
The entire military. Nukes, tanks, planes, copters, subs, battleships, and all. And the infantry alone consist of 15 million troops."
oh then su"
I wonder how many 155 mm shells deadpool can take."
you do know he probably won't die but they will knock him out"
What about the 50 megaton tsar bomba? He can't regenerate if there's nothing left."

well deadpool told me that if he leaves a dandruff somewhere he would regrow from that or if he rips his skin off and throws it away and his entire body he still has that skin left to grow from

#12 Posted by Vrakmul (23849 posts) - - Show Bio

Copy says:

"Dreadnaught says:
"Copy says:
"Dreadnaught says:
"Copy says:
"Dreadnaught says:
"Copy says:
"it really depends cause if they have missles i give it to them but if it just normal infantry with guns i give it to deadpool"
The entire military. Nukes, tanks, planes, copters, subs, battleships, and all. And the infantry alone consist of 15 million troops."
oh then su"
I wonder how many 155 mm shells deadpool can take."
you do know he probably won't die but they will knock him out"
What about the 50 megaton tsar bomba? He can't regenerate if there's nothing left."

well deadpool told me that if he leaves a dandruff somewhere he would regrow from that or if he rips his skin off and throws it away and his entire body he still has that skin left to grow from"

Dude there won't even be atoms left. He'll just be a bunch of sparse neutrons. Not even wolverine could manage to heal from that, the best he could pull of is to regenerate from a single cell not a single neutron.

#13 Posted by Copy (8336 posts) - - Show Bio

Dreadnaught says:

"Copy says:
"Dreadnaught says:
"Copy says:
"Dreadnaught says:
"Copy says:
"Dreadnaught says:
"Copy says:
"it really depends cause if they have missles i give it to them but if it just normal infantry with guns i give it to deadpool"
The entire military. Nukes, tanks, planes, copters, subs, battleships, and all. And the infantry alone consist of 15 million troops."
oh then su"
I wonder how many 155 mm shells deadpool can take."
you do know he probably won't die but they will knock him out"
What about the 50 megaton tsar bomba? He can't regenerate if there's nothing left."
well deadpool told me that if he leaves a dandruff somewhere he would regrow from that or if he rips his skin off and throws it away and his entire body he still has that skin left to grow from"
Dude there won't even be atoms left. He'll just be a bunch of sparse neutrons. Not even wolverine could manage to heal from that, the best he could pull of is to regenerate from a single cell not a single neutron."

oh okay my bad

#14 Posted by Vrakmul (23849 posts) - - Show Bio

And no amount of breaking the fourth wall is going to save him from being nuked.

#15 Posted by Eternal Chaos (22990 posts) - - Show Bio

Dreadnaught says:

"And no amount of breaking the fourth wall is going to save him from being nuked."

OWNED

#16 Posted by Vrakmul (23849 posts) - - Show Bio

Especially considering the fact that the Soviets have enough nukes to blow up the world several times over and the moon for good measure.

#17 Posted by Eternal Chaos (22990 posts) - - Show Bio

This is what Fanboys deserve.

#18 Posted by Vrakmul (23849 posts) - - Show Bio

Eternal Chaos says:

"This is what Fanboys deserve."

Yep. When all else fails get the soviets.

#19 Posted by Eternal Chaos (22990 posts) - - Show Bio

Dreadnaught says:

"Eternal Chaos says:
"This is what Fanboys deserve."
Yep. When all else fails get the soviets. "

My thoughts exactly.

#20 Posted by Vrakmul (23849 posts) - - Show Bio

Eternal Chaos says:

"Dreadnaught says:
"Eternal Chaos says:
"This is what Fanboys deserve."
Yep. When all else fails get the soviets. "

My thoughts exactly."

No one knows how to blow something up better than the russians. Just ask the Nazis or Napoleon.

#21 Posted by Eternal Chaos (22990 posts) - - Show Bio

Dreadnaught says:

"Eternal Chaos says:
"Dreadnaught says:
"Eternal Chaos says:
"This is what Fanboys deserve."
Yep. When all else fails get the soviets. "
My thoughts exactly."
No one knows how to blow something up better than the russians. Just ask the Nazis or Napoleon. "

No, I do.

#22 Posted by Vrakmul (23849 posts) - - Show Bio

Eternal Chaos says:

"Dreadnaught says:
"Eternal Chaos says:
"Dreadnaught says:
"Eternal Chaos says:
"This is what Fanboys deserve."
Yep. When all else fails get the soviets. "
My thoughts exactly."
No one knows how to blow something up better than the russians. Just ask the Nazis or Napoleon. "

No, I do."

K. But you gotta agree they are the least conquerable nation ever. Every attempt at conquering them ended in failure.

#23 Posted by Vrakmul (23849 posts) - - Show Bio

Bump. Oh and deadpool still gets nuked.

#24 Posted by Vrakmul (23849 posts) - - Show Bio

Rotten gun says:

"dreamers :)"

If you say deadpool wins. You and I will have problems.

#25 Posted by Rotten gun (2509 posts) - - Show Bio

dreamers :)

#26 Posted by LegendaryKYJ (1334 posts) - - Show Bio
#27 Posted by Vrakmul (23849 posts) - - Show Bio

Rotten gun says:

"Dreadnaught says:
"Rotten gun says:
"dreamers :)"
If you say deadpool wins. You and I will have problems."
#deadpool wins! *runs to the door and blows a raspberry* seeya! wouldn't want to be ya! :P
Post Edited:2007-10-21 17:21:47"

500,000,000,000,000,000 nukes instaneously hit rotten gun and they cannot be avoided and they instantly kill Rotten gun and they always hit and move at infinite speeds.

#28 Posted by Rotten gun (2509 posts) - - Show Bio

Dreadnaught says:

"Rotten gun says:
"dreamers :)"
If you say deadpool wins. You and I will have problems."
#deadpool wins! *runs to the door and blows a raspberry* seeya! wouldn't want to be ya! :P
Post Edited:2007-10-21 17:21:47
#29 Posted by Rotten gun (2509 posts) - - Show Bio

Dreadnaught says:

"Rotten gun says:
"Dreadnaught says:
"Rotten gun says:
"dreamers :)"
If you say deadpool wins. You and I will have problems."
#deadpool wins! *runs to the door and blows a raspberry* seeya! wouldn't want to be ya! :P
Post Edited:2007-10-21 17:21:47"
*500,000,000,000,000,000 nukes instaneously hit rotten gun and they cannot be avoided and they instantly kill Rotten gun and they always hit and move at infinite speeds.*"

maniacle laugh HA HA HA HA missed me! hey wait a minute... wheres my foot gone!!!

#30 Posted by Vrakmul (23849 posts) - - Show Bio

Hah. Such is the fate of rabid fanboys who mess with me. You can't mess with the entire blamed soviet military which had at least 40 million troops at it's peak especially when your only at spider man's or deadpool's level. Let the Hell march consume you!
Post Edited:2007-10-21 17:28:24

#31 Posted by Frisky4 (1694 posts) - - Show Bio

I thought long and hard about bumping this, and I'm glad I decided to.

#32 Posted by TheDandyMan (1060 posts) - - Show Bio

Someone has to say it: Putin solos.

#33 Posted by reaverlation (17054 posts) - - Show Bio

You know how much people that is?!

#34 Posted by Fallschirmjager (18925 posts) - - Show Bio

#35 Posted by Blackice709 (997 posts) - - Show Bio

deadpool

#36 Posted by Johnfrank120 (2674 posts) - - Show Bio

Nuked 400,00 times.

#37 Posted by Wut (1681 posts) - - Show Bio

Someone has to say it: Putin solos.

140% of the time.

#38 Edited by Mandarinestro (3297 posts) - - Show Bio

Real life USSR gets stomped, 616 USSR has a decent shot due to the SSS.

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#39 Posted by Johnfrank120 (2674 posts) - - Show Bio
#40 Posted by Mandarinestro (3297 posts) - - Show Bio

@johnfrank120: They have no way of putting down Deadpool obviously. Even if they try to nuke Wade, he would be smart enough to know. If Deadpool is serious, he can just take out Khruschev and his loyalists or just liberate every gulag there is and let the Soviet Union destroy itself while he sabotages Chernobyl and wherever there is nuclear tech. The USSR obviously has many dissidents in the government who would turn against one another if the premier (Stalin/Lenin/Khruschev) is taken out. And even if they actually nuke Wade, I imagine he has a chance to survive like Wolverine tanking the nuke at Hiroshima.

The 616 USSR, however, has an even footing to slaughter him. They have Winter Soldier, Black Widow, and the Soviet Super-Soldiers.

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#41 Edited by Johnfrank120 (2674 posts) - - Show Bio

@mandarinestro: I think it is only the Soviet army and him in Siberia, no one else.

#42 Edited by Mandarinestro (3297 posts) - - Show Bio

@johnfrank120: The OP is fallacious. How can the entire Soviet millitary fit in Siberia lol? Besides, even if they Party orders a nuke on Siberia and it can actually kill Deadpool, they would also be killing their own troops so it's a stalemate. And let's say they're smart enough not to send troops, how is Deadpool going to deal damage when his enemies are far away and he's not allowed to move outside Siberia? So by me using this version, I'm actually giving the Soviets an edge.

OP says the entire Soviet Union, so it's Russia, Ukraine, Belarus, Uzbekistan, Kyrgyzstan, Moldova, Latvia, Armenia, Lithuania, Azerbaijan, Georgia, Kazakhstan, Tajikistan, Estonia, and Turkmenistan.

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#43 Posted by Johnfrank120 (2674 posts) - - Show Bio

@mandarinestro: Well it is pretty easy to fit in, Siberia is massive, and there aren't that many soldiers.

'OP says the entire Soviet Union, so it's Russia, Ukraine, Belarus, Uzbekistan, Kyrgyzstan, Moldova, Latvia, Armenia, Lithuania, Azerbaijan, Georgia, Kazakhstan, Tajikistan, Estonia, and Turkmenistan.'

I do not really understand what you mean by that, he says the entire Soviet army.

The army can spread out and launch a few massive nukes, killing many of their own, but obliterating Deadpool.

#44 Posted by Wut (1681 posts) - - Show Bio

@mandarinestro: The atomic bomb dropped on Hiroshima (15 kt) is... far from the power of those nukes used by Soviet Russia which tend to be in the Mt range. (1 Megaton = 1,000 Kiloton).

This is akin to saying you survived getting hit by a nine millimeter, and so, you could survive getting hit by a 120 mm gun.

#45 Posted by JwwProd (10512 posts) - - Show Bio

KIROV REPORTING!!!!

#46 Posted by Jacthripper (5717 posts) - - Show Bio

Yes the SU could nuke deadpool, but they wouldn't its very out of character

They just send in Putin

#47 Edited by Mandarinestro (3297 posts) - - Show Bio
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#48 Edited by deadcool_XD (890 posts) - - Show Bio

@vrakmul:

I think you're all wrong on this. The answer is much more clear than you think. Deadpool will decide to become part of the soviet army, and his talking will probably start pissing everyone off.

#49 Posted by ssj_god (7203 posts) - - Show Bio

SU

#50 Posted by Personal_Hero (2 posts) - - Show Bio