Deadpool vs Superman

Deadpool is in a battle against Taskmaster when he presses his teleportation device and it malfunctions, thus sending him into an alternate universe, the DC universe.

Deadpool lands on Apokolips with Darkseid standing in front of him and asks Deadpool who he is.

Deadpool gives Darkseid a wisecrack calling him "Thanos" and trolls him asking if Lady Death has asked about him at all.

Darkseid tries reading Deadpools mind but cannot and asks who he is, and Deadpool states that he doesn't know how he got here. Darkseid then tells him to be his apprentice for the time being and he accepts.

Darkseid gives Deadpool full knowledge on Superman and tells him that he can send him back if he kills Superman.

Superman has no knowledge that Deadpool is coming for him.

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Nth Armor head to toe with two Prometium Katanas serrated with Kryptonite on the blades. 24 .45 caliber hollowpoint Kryptonite bullets and 3 flash grenades with Kryptonite dust inside. Has his teleportation device which allows Deadpool to access the Speed Force.

Superman is Clark walking out of The Daily Planet when Deadpool attacks from around the corner.

Can Deadpool return home?

@iragexcudder: superman stomps. Nice try, trying to make Deadpool more than he is. He's a lame character. Especially compared to Darkseid or Superman .

There is no good way to make a Deadpool vs Superman.

deadpool a cool guy at times but hes not putting down superman

@iragexcudder:

How close is "around the corner" ?

Close enough for all of Deadpool's Kryptonite gear to affect Superman?

Are People around? Sups might not want to blow his Clark Kent cover.

As much a Deadpool fan as anyone, or at least most Deadpoof fanboys. -goofy evil eyes @blackdog2009 - But I think this is a bit over thought for the sake of putting a higher tiered street level within capabilities of fighting superman. Only way he is winning is with sheer luck if his ambush goes off absolutely perfect.

Supes would smash Wade no matter what

Deadpool

Mismatch still. Super hearing + FTL ftw.

@dondave: Are you joking?

The only way Wade could win this is with sheer luck. Like the odds of one us reading this getting struck by lighting. I'd say the only street leveler who would have a shot is Batman.

It's feasible that Deadpool could teleport his sword into Superman's head.

if deadpool could have enough prep to get kryptonite and use it against supes he has a small chance. if not deadpool is dead in a pool of his own blood. :D

@bigbossgamer: OP has kryptonite laced swords, bullets and K dust grenades.

You gave Deadpool enough gear to possibly give Superman a fight, but not enough to bring him down.

@cf12793: I would just like to know how if the OP said Batman instead of Deadpool, you'd have different opinions. I honestly just had a fun thought at work and decided to post it. I know it's a mismatch but i thought if would be somewhat interesting

Most people would agree that Batman wins against Superman purely because of the writer's decision. In reality, there's not much Batman could actually do to prep against Superman, he's simply too powerful for him.

I agree with you, though, that you did make it somewhat interesting: problem is, it's still Superman we're talking about here, the guy who can lift entire planets with ease.

This has already been said, but you gotta love batman fans: if you replaced DP with bats people would be saying that bats could win.

@iragexcudder: I still believe Batman can never beat Superman. Here's why:

@_gaff_: 20 feet at most and Clark with his morals probably wouldn't blow his cover

If Deadpool is fast as The Flash he might win.

Otherwise BOOM heat vision.

Deadpool can go into the Speed Force?

Honestly deadpool doesn't really know how to use the speed force so I don't know if it will help him. It does give him a shot but its hard to say because of how theoretical this is.

arent these type of battles against the rules?