deadpool vs storm - Battles

#1 Posted by Dark King (3727 posts) - 3 years, 11 months ago - Show Bio

downtown new york civilians present, use of terrain buildings, in character. a weeks prep to kill storm.

ko, kill, ko.

#2 Posted by White Mage (18691 posts) - 3 years, 11 months ago - Show Bio

Oh hell.............

#3 Posted by Vance Astro (88687 posts) - 3 years, 11 months ago - Show Bio

Deadpool :)

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#4 Posted by White Mage (18691 posts) - 3 years, 11 months ago - Show Bio

Vance Astro said:

Deadpool :)

I...................am....................going...................to................kick..................your................ASS!

#5 Posted by Vance Astro (88687 posts) - 3 years, 11 months ago - Show Bio

White Mage said:

Vance Astro said: Deadpool :) I...................am....................going...................to................kick..................your................ASS! [more]

LMFAO.

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#6 Posted by Dark King (3727 posts) - 3 years, 11 months ago - Show Bio

what the hell can storm do that doesnt require her to hurt civilians and do property damage?

#7 Posted by Vance Astro (88687 posts) - 3 years, 11 months ago - Show Bio

Dark King said:

what the hell can storm do that doesnt require her to hurt civilians and do property damage?

Are you joking?

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#8 Posted by Dark King (3727 posts) - 3 years, 11 months ago - Show Bio

i want a list of things.

#9 Posted by White Mage (18691 posts) - 3 years, 11 months ago - Show Bio

Dark King said:

what the hell can storm do that doesnt require her to hurt civilians and do property damage?

Crush, freeze, strike with lightning, EMP, Expand air pressure, remove air, hurricanes, tornadoes, Cyclones, multiple lightning bolts, giant hail in a whirlwind, etc.

#10 Posted by Scarecrow4 (480 posts) - 3 years, 11 months ago - Show Bio

I'm going with Deadpool There would not even be a fight just a sniper shot from afar.

#11 Posted by White Mage (18691 posts) - 3 years, 11 months ago - Show Bio

Scarecrow4 said:

I'm going with Deadpool There would not even be a fight just a sniper shot from afar.

Pressure domez........

#12 Posted by Andferne (38808 posts) - 3 years, 11 months ago - Show Bio

Scarecrow4 said:

I'm going with Deadpool There would not even be a fight just a sniper shot from afar.

Has he ever done this before? By that I mean is it constant with his character? If not then you can forget this tactic because the stipulation says for them to be in character. Which means to me that DP is going to be getting a lot closer (or trying to) than sniper range.

#13 Posted by Dark King (3727 posts) - 3 years, 11 months ago - Show Bio

White Mage said:

Dark King said: what the hell can storm do that doesnt require her to hurt civilians and do property damage? ... [more]

lightning doesnt work on dp nor does freezing him. also this battle is use of terrain with dp having prep. :)

#14 Posted by White Mage (18691 posts) - 3 years, 11 months ago - Show Bio

Dark King said:

White Mage said: Dark King said: what the hell can storm do that doesnt require her to hurt civilians and ... [more]

Question: How does lightning not work, and freezing not work?

Also, what about the other numerous things listed that would end him rather quickly?

Also, it doesn't matter if he has prep, because he's an idiot. If Storm's in the air, she's going to have an automatic advantage.

#15 Posted by Roddy010 (4363 posts) - 3 years, 11 months ago - Show Bio

ARE YOU SERIOUS?!!!! STORM WOULD DEMOLISH HIM IN A MILLI SECOND....

#16 Posted by Dark King (3727 posts) - 3 years, 11 months ago - Show Bio

#17 Posted by White Mage (18691 posts) - 3 years, 11 months ago - Show Bio

Dark King said:

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I'm somewhat confused. Some of those scans didn't have deadpool in them, and the one where she shocked him, she clearly was not trying to. And the one where Punisher shocked him........well, what was his intention, cause Storm has always had levels of lightning.

1. Polite shock

2. Taser

3. Tampered concussive blast

4. Heat blast

5. Death.

#18 Posted by Dark King (3727 posts) - 3 years, 11 months ago - Show Bio

White Mage said:

Dark King said: [more] I'm somewhat confused. Some of those scans didn't have deadpool in them, and the one where ... [more]

i was showuing how the hf combats these types of attacks logan would be in pain and annoyed, deadpool would laugh and want more. deadpool cant die either.

#19 Posted by White Mage (18691 posts) - 3 years, 11 months ago - Show Bio

Dark King said:

White Mage said: Dark King said: [more] I'm somewhat confused.  Some of those scans didn't have deadpool in them, and ... [more]

But, like logan, he can get knocked out.

#20 Posted by Dark King (3727 posts) - 3 years, 11 months ago - Show Bio

White Mage said:

Dark King said: White Mage said: Dark King said: [more] I'm somewhat confused.&nbsp; Some of those scans didn't have deadpool ... [more]

i/ve never seen him knocked out by force, i have seen him ko'ed via overdose and brain explosion. besides deadpool has casually sniped ppl in the past while whistling and deadpool can use and run into buildings like he did during the origin story arc with logan.

#21 Posted by Scarecrow4 (480 posts) - 3 years, 11 months ago - Show Bio

Thank you!...Deadpool Sniper shot from afar followed by giggling like a little girl...

#22 Posted by geometry (1243 posts) - 3 years, 11 months ago - Show Bio

Storm wins curb-m*th*f*ck*n-stomp!!!

#23 Posted by GhostPool (663 posts) - 3 years, 11 months ago - Show Bio

DeadPool has HF like Dark King said he would want more so how much she blasts him he keeps coming back than he hides somewhere snipes her goes out laughing and talking about nailing a chick LMAO

#24 Posted by geometry (1243 posts) - 3 years, 11 months ago - Show Bio

Curbstomp battles aren't fun at all!

#25 Posted by Vance Astro (88687 posts) - 3 years, 11 months ago - Show Bio

GhostPool said:

DeadPool has HF like Dark King said he would want more so how much she blasts him he keeps coming ... [more]

It doesn't matter if he has healing factor.Storm can easily K.O him.Since Storm doesn't have to kill him to win,coming back just means he's already lost once.

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#26 Posted by Vance Astro (88687 posts) - 3 years, 11 months ago - Show Bio

Dark King said:

White Mage said: Dark King said: White Mage said: Dark King said: [more] I&#39;m somewhat confused.&amp;nbsp; Some of those scans ... [more]

Deadpool has been knocked out plenty of times with physical force.

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#27 Posted by geometry (1243 posts) - 3 years, 11 months ago - Show Bio

Vance Astro said:

GhostPool said: DeadPool has HF like Dark King said he would want more so how much she blasts him he ... [more]

What he effing said. Deadpool is turned into exactly that, a dead pool of whatever you like.

#28 Posted by GhostPool (663 posts) - 3 years, 11 months ago - Show Bio

Vance Astro said:

GhostPool said: DeadPool has HF like Dark King said he would want more so how much she blasts him he ... [more]

Ok K.O. him would be good but DP got skills and has enough skills to dodge lighting etc so she has to hit him first to K.O. him b4 he hits her first

#29 Posted by Vance Astro (88687 posts) - 3 years, 11 months ago - Show Bio

GhostPool said:

Vance Astro said: GhostPool said: DeadPool has HF like Dark King said he would want more so how much she ... [more]

He doesn't have skills enough to dodge Storm's lightning.

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#30 Posted by geometry (1243 posts) - 3 years, 11 months ago - Show Bio

Vance Astro said:

GhostPool said: Vance Astro said: GhostPool said: DeadPool has HF like Dark King said he would want more so how ... [more]

If the ****head Fraction was writing it, I would seriously doubt that. LMAO

#31 Posted by Yaujtapool (7568 posts) - 3 years, 11 months ago - Show Bio

Deadpool totally Slaughterhouses !!

But seriously storm will demolish him .

#32 Posted by GhostPool (663 posts) - 3 years, 11 months ago - Show Bio

Vance Astro said:

GhostPool said: Vance Astro said: GhostPool said: DeadPool has HF like Dark King said he would want more so how ... [more]

What ??? are your serious did you read any DP's comics

#33 Posted by castleking (24119 posts) - 3 years, 11 months ago - Show Bio

with a week prep he has plenty of time to lay traps use civilians and move and hide for cover to kill storm.

#34 Posted by geometry (1243 posts) - 3 years, 11 months ago - Show Bio

GhostPool said:

Vance Astro said: GhostPool said: Vance Astro said: GhostPool said: DeadPool has HF like Dark King said he would want ... [more]

Against a leader of the X-men and the Queen of Wakanda? Its too early to get high.
@GhostPool said:

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Vance Astro said:

GhostPool said: Vance Astro said: GhostPool said: DeadPool has HF like Dark King said he would want more so how ... [more]
What ??? are your serious did you read any DP's comics "

It doesn't matter he still loses.

#35 Posted by loganreme (1398 posts) - 3 years, 11 months ago - Show Bio

LMFAO........I'm not even going to bother explaining how many different ways Storm could kick Pools a*** as WM has already tried and they don't seem to be listening. Storm wins by KO :)

#36 Posted by Killshot (52 posts) - 3 years, 11 months ago - Show Bio

castleking said:

with a week prep he has plenty of time to lay traps use civilians and move and hide for cover ... [more]

Deadpool is practically retarded, what is he going to do with a week of prep?

#37 Posted by GhostPool (663 posts) - 3 years, 11 months ago - Show Bio

geometry said:

GhostPool said: Vance Astro said: GhostPool said: Vance Astro said: GhostPool said: DeadPool has HF like Dark King said he ... [more]

Skills could be a fatal factor aginst Storm

#38 Posted by castleking (24119 posts) - 3 years, 11 months ago - Show Bio

Killshot said:

castleking said: with a week prep he  has plenty of time to lay traps use civilians and move and hide ... [more]

find a funny way of killing storm and succeeding putting bug's to shame

#39 Posted by geometry (1243 posts) - 3 years, 11 months ago - Show Bio

GhostPool said:

geometry said: GhostPool said: Vance Astro said: GhostPool said: Vance Astro said: GhostPool said: DeadPool has HF like Dark King ... [more]

Get his retarded ass handed to him.
@GhostPool said:

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geometry said:

GhostPool said: Vance Astro said: GhostPool said: Vance Astro said: GhostPool said: DeadPool has HF like Dark King said he ... [more]
Skills could be a fatal factor aginst Storm "

Are you suggesting that she has no skill of her own? She's a superb tactition on par with Cykes. She caused trouble for heralds of Galactus, so stop this.

#40 Posted by Vance Astro (88687 posts) - 3 years, 11 months ago - Show Bio

GhostPool said:

geometry said: GhostPool said: Vance Astro said: GhostPool said: Vance Astro said: GhostPool said: DeadPool has HF like Dark King ... [more]

If she switched eyes with Stevie Wonder.

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#41 Posted by Vance Astro (88687 posts) - 3 years, 11 months ago - Show Bio

GhostPool said:

Vance Astro said: GhostPool said: Vance Astro said: GhostPool said: DeadPool has HF like Dark King said he would want ... [more]

Yes and it's obvious you never read anything with Storm in it.

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#42 Posted by geometry (1243 posts) - 3 years, 11 months ago - Show Bio

Vance Astro said:

GhostPool said: Vance Astro said: GhostPool said: Vance Astro said: GhostPool said: DeadPool has HF like Dark King said he ... [more]

He could get the wrong idea if he read any of Fraction's work.

#43 Posted by Triumphant (2316 posts) - 3 years, 11 months ago - Show Bio

Storm ftw

#44 Posted by Vance Astro (88687 posts) - 3 years, 11 months ago - Show Bio

geometry said:

Vance Astro said: GhostPool said: Vance Astro said: GhostPool said: Vance Astro said: GhostPool said: DeadPool has HF like Dark ... [more]

Fraction isn't that bad.He's not Loeb or Bendis.

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#45 Posted by geometry (1243 posts) - 3 years, 11 months ago - Show Bio

Vance Astro said:

geometry said: Vance Astro said: GhostPool said: Vance Astro said: GhostPool said: Vance Astro said: GhostPool said: DeadPool has HF ... [more]

Yeah Storm misses DP and the Motorcycle. LMAO

#46 Posted by The Crimson Nutcase (813 posts) - 3 years, 11 months ago - Show Bio

@Killshot:

Deadpool is not retarted, yeah he might be a lil bit insane but he can and has used that to his advantage he is able to think of smart strategies and tactics when necessary...wow i guess thats pathetic then all the people he took out in battle being beaten by a retarted person...

But no im not saying he could/would win b/c my bet is on Storm, but yeah i'd be interested in what he would do in that week prep...and how she would win without doing property damage killing/injuring civillians...

#47 Posted by White Mage (18691 posts) - 3 years, 11 months ago - Show Bio

The Crimson Nutcase said:

@Killshot: Deadpool is not retarted, yeah he might be a lil bit insane but he can and has used that ... [more]

She's already killed/destroyed bigger things than Deadpool without hurting any other people.

#48 Posted by Korg (11931 posts) - 3 years, 11 months ago - Show Bio

Silenced headshot. Storm is dead. It would be ridiculously easy to lure her into putting out a fire that Deadpool starts. Then he can shoot her while she focuses on the fire.

#49 Posted by White Mage (18691 posts) - 3 years, 11 months ago - Show Bio

Korg said:

Silenced headshot. Storm is dead. It would be ridiculously easy to lure her into putting out a fire that Deadpool starts. Then ... [more]

multi tasker.

#50 Posted by Korg (11931 posts) - 3 years, 11 months ago - Show Bio

Yes, Deadpool sets the fire, then shoots Storm. Not at the same time though. If you're implying Storm is somehow going to notice a silenced bullet and stop it from blowing her cranium apart while she's putting out a roaring fire... where's the evidence that she has any such capability?