Deadpool Gauntlet of Tacos

DEADPOOL!

Our favorite Merc With A Mouth

Is now in a gauntlet

But Something Is Different

The Fight Is For UNLIMITED TACOS

Deadpool Is 167% Serious

• Deadpool gets a WEEK of rest in between each fight just because i love him
• Deadpool gets 1 Month of Prep for each character he battles
• Deadpool @'s them on Facebook and tells them the Time and Place of the battle
• Deadpool does have traps and whatnot
• Deadpool can access outer knowledge to an extent
  • of which is planetary
    • cell phones can be used
      • and facebook
• Deadpool has $50 Million to his expense for each battle, thus giving him whatever is necessary for the prize
  • Deadpool cannot buy Tacos with the money leftover

• Deadpool is also BLOODLUSTED

• Everyone he fights has 0 knowledge on him

• Its a fight to death
  • Yes, Deadpool has an immediate "Death" here.
    • If the opponent "Stomps" him, then he gets 9 lives like a cat.

WHO'S HE FIGHTING 'EH?

1. Moonknight
2. Punisher
3. Catwoman
4. Blade
5. Red Hood
6. Taskmaster
7. Captain America
8. Batman
9. Evil Deadpool
10. Wolverine
11. Black Panther
12. Deathstroke

???This thread is weird lol

lmao thank you

Serious? Blood lusted? Tacos? CAN HE?! CAN HE!!!!

• Yeah he can.

He can clear but I don't know if he takes the majority since he got nerfed

to 9 live I guess but month prep helps alot especially round 10

I switched BP and Evil DP

Some of these are wildly out of order, but I think he stops at Wolverine. But I am not entirely clear on all the rules (insanity abounds). He could potentially clear, but I think he stops at Wolverine. Could probably take everyone else though, considering he can facebook them and is "flippin serious".

Stops at Wolverine, unless he pulls a high powered magnet from his bag, then he stops at BP.

no tacos? uuuuuuuuuuuunbelievable

Guys, I think you're all underestimating Deadpool's love for tacos. Remember, this is an INFINITE SUPPLY OF TACOS! Deadpool clears this due to his love of tacos.

I'd say he clears. Deadpool might be a victim of CIS, but when he really buckles down and fights...

@iragexcudder: BLOODLUSTED?! TACOS?! FACEBOOK?! Boy, you've created a being, no, a MONSTER that makes PR Beyonder look like a joke!

!_!

I didn't even read the OP but I must say this thread has the most amazing name for a thread...just the inclusion of tacos alone gave me an urge to click on it....not that I like tacos, I do, but not that much...good on ya for the name.

@beware_my_power: hahahah I had to make it Wade like

@ancient_0f_days: lol thanks man

I could legitimately see Wade doing this.

He Clears

lol

Lol. That's a great writeup for an OP. I think he clears pretty easily with the amount of prep and resources provided to him.

Clears.

A serious Deadpool would clear. With tacos on the line, he is not going down.

shame on you.

Wade clears under the conditions set.

LOL at this thread

All though in all seriousness I think the last 3 rounds are the only ones he will struggle with. He might takes this due to prep.

@jashro44: i wanted to make it deadpool-esque lol I know the gauntlet is a bit off center but I knew the last three would give him some trouble.

@princearagorn1: does he get the tacos tho??

50 MILLION DOLLARS per fight? I dunno man.. that's a lot of explosions.. Deadpool clears.

Deadpool clears. I would say a no-nonsense Deadpool could clear with less prep even.

Jmarshmallow

Clears. Tacos are a big deal to DP, he's broken mind control from Order because of tacos.

@jmarshmallow: really?.. That's a bold statement my guy

@iragexcudder: Darn tootin! But I'll stand by it!

He's got the H2H to compete with Wolverine and Captain America, not to mention absolutely put the hurt on Taskmaster.

He's got the agility to fight all of those people seen in @SuperDrummer's scan.

His healing factor ranks among the best in all of comics.

He pulls of so many awesome feats, and pretty much all of them involve him just joking around.

Overall, he's a baws.

Jmarshmallow

@jmarshmallow: I agree:) thanks for your input Jmarsh

Clean sweep

He stops at 9 or 10 I think

Deadpool clears pretty easily, he is gonna be fighting seriously for those tacos, and a serious Deadpool is a rare, but deadly opponent for anyone.

Also, with that prep and money, there are any number of ways he can win.

@hammer_of_j2: any reasons why?

@voracioussouls: Deadpool does have Facebook so I agree

@iragexcudder: like I said I think I'm not sure because wolverine could normally beat deadpool without trying too but with all these resources deadpool might be able to beat him i just said 9 because it was deadpool vs deadpool

@hammer_of_j2: Wolverine usually beats a Deadpool that's not entirely serious.

But a 100%, no nonsense Deadpool stalemated Wolverine IIRC.

Jmarshmallow

The "If Deadpool is serious" thing people like to use gets ridiculous at times.

Why's that?

I understand there's a difference between a Wade who is joking at times and who wants to kill you, but people take that and start trying to give wins Wade doesn't deserve.

Clears

Who's the strongest char. DP has beaten while serious?

Agreed....It does make a big difference but people exaggerate it.

I believe Taskmaster, but I'm not completely sure.

Oh okay. I was thinking that too but I wasn't sure if he had taken someone stronger or not.

Taskmaster isn't in Deadpool's league if the latter is serious. While joking, Deadpool had already went toe-to-toe with Tiamat, a being that was able to stomp Captain America while he was in a mech.

Damn.

Here are the scans.

From DEADPOOL vol.1 #23. Wade loses the fight but he gives Tiamat hell. Plus Deadpool has literally destined to lose the fight, as it was part of the prophecy.

Gallery

From DEADPOOL vol.1 #25. Despite being in a mech that enhances him, Cap doesn't last as long as Deadpool when he was out of the mech.

Gallery

And here's the page right after where Cap states "who could be insane enough to attack that thing one on one?!"

Deadpool >>> Taskmaster.

@jmarshmallow: I must have missed deadpool ever being 100% serious

Yeah, Taskmaster's overall record against DP is a losing one IIRC. Idk much about Tiamat but what you've revealed makes me wanna look into his character. I'ma check those scans you posted too.

@carter_esque: Just buy his DEADPOOL CLASSIC volumes. There are about nine I think.

@hammer_of_j2: I'm not surprised, considering Deadpool is almost never serious.

Jmarshmallow