DC Battle royal including you

A DC battle royal in a game of strip poker.

Contestants: Batman, Lex Luthor, Mister Terrific, Tim Drake, Thalia al ghul, Superman, Supergirl, Huntress, Wonder Woman, Batwoman, Louis Lane, Flash, Captain Cold, Gorilla Grodd and yourself.

Rules

Standard Strip Poker rules

No cheating (this includes power usage)

Everyone is Lust-lusted

Last one clothed wins

Gorilla Grodd wears a suit

Bonus:Everyone gets a week of prep.

Let the ultimate game of strip poker begin.

EDIT: Scenario 2: Powers, gadgets and cheating will be allowed.

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I use my red power ring, kryptonite, and something to block telepathy

But if there is no powers I bring a curved blade to rip off clothes

Batman and the rest of the Bat-Family members in this probably have the most articles of clothing

Gorilla Grodd has the least.... since he's wearing a suit, that's now just two pieces.

I don't feel like goin through the rest.

Me? I've never played the game and don't know how to. I lose.

Grodd or Lex most likely win.

@18hunt said:

But if there is no powers I bring a curved blade to rip off clothes

Wonder Woman still kicks your butt, Batman and the rest never had powers so they still do to. Superman is still a big dude, so he OWNS you. Gorilla Grodd.... is well, a gorilla.

I guess you only mean the ladies lol. I think they all would just stomp you, still.

I win. Because unlike this lineup, I'm not a fictional character.

Yes they would stomp a person who can't legally drive...

@reikai said:

I win. Because unlike this lineup, I'm not a fictional character.

@PrinceAragorn1 said:

@reikai said:

I win. Because unlike this lineup, I'm not a fictional character.

dont start that

@AllStarSuperman said:

@PrinceAragorn1 said:

@reikai said:

I win. Because unlike this lineup, I'm not a fictional character.

dont start that

There's nothing to start or end. It's a fact. Only guy who can stalemate me is the writer. No one below XD

I could possibly win this game. All I would need is a mask. My lust would do the rest.

@UltimateHero0406 said:

I could possibly win this game. All I would need is a mask. My lust would do the rest.

This made me lol.

R2: Flash stomps by looking at everyone's card before they notice.

@UltimateHero0406 said:

R2: Flash stomps by looking at everyone's card before they notice.

Grodd's telepathy should even the playing field.

No powers read OP

Sorry my mistake never mind

Just a reminder everyone gets a week of prep.

@Esquire: true. But I bet flash could rearrange the whole deck in his favor before anyone sees.

@UltimateHero0406 said:

@Esquire: true. But I bet flash could rearrange the whole deck in his favor before anyone sees.

Good point. A lot of the people here could count cards with ease, though. Luthor, Batman, Terrific, etc.