Deceived Malgus.
Rules
- Darth Malgus is naked, and starts in a swimming pool at -21 celsius from room temperature
- He's mildly disgruntled but not angry at anything in particular and has itchy balls
- The three Force sensitive rancors are dressed in tutus
- One rancor has an eyepatch on but still has both eyes
- Another rancor has no eyepatch and one eye
- The third rancor is eyeing up three iPods on his iPad when the fight starts
- If any combatant says anything they lose the fight by default
- Only the second rancor is allowed run faster than 600mph at any given time
- Malgus is entitled to one free of charge holocall should he feel he won't be leaving the fight alive
- If Malgus's holocall is a sufficiently emotional final goodbye to any loved ones, the third rancor will burst into tears, enter into a frenzied bloodlust, and try to kill the other two rancors by hitting them with his iPad
- This fight is until the death or incapacitation. If anyone is rendered unconscious, they win.
Who takes it?
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