" Hmm... Thanos: "But I only sought such glory in order to become worthy of your love. Your heart deserves better than the thrall I was." Darkseid: "You. Bed. NOW." Somehow I think Thanos wins this (even if his lines didn't actually work on the chick he was going for). "
anyone capable of saying a speech that badass has pick lines much better then Thanos: I. AM. THE. NEW. GOD. ALL IS ONE IN DARKSEID. THIS MIGHTY BODY IS MY CHURCH. WHEN I COMMAND YOUR SURRENDER, I SPEAK WITH THREE BILLION VOICES... WHEN I MAKE A FIST TO CRUSH YOUR RESISTANCE. IT IS WITH THREE BILLION HANDS! WHEN I STARE INTO YOUR EYES AND SHATTER YOUR DREAMS. AND BREAK YOUR HEART. IT IS WITH SIX BILLION EYES! NOTHING LIKE DARKSEID HAS EVER COME AMONG YOU: NOTHING WILL AGAIN. I WILL TAKE YOU TO A HELL WITHOUT EXIT OR END. AND THERE I WILL MURDER YOUR SOULS! AND MAKE YOU CRAWL AND BEG! AND DIE! DIE! DIE FOR DARKSEID!
"anyone capable of saying a speech that badass has pick lines much better then Thanos: I. AM. THE. NEW. GOD. ALL IS ONE IN DARKSEID. THIS MIGHTY BODY IS MY CHURCH. WHEN I COMMAND YOUR SURRENDER, I SPEAK WITH THREE BILLION VOICES... WHEN I MAKE A FIST TO CRUSH YOUR RESISTANCE. IT IS WITH THREE BILLION HANDS! WHEN I STARE INTO YOUR EYES AND SHATTER YOUR DREAMS. AND BREAK YOUR HEART. IT IS WITH SIX BILLION EYES! NOTHING LIKE DARKSEID HAS EVER COME AMONG YOU: NOTHING WILL AGAIN. I WILL TAKE YOU TO A HELL WITHOUT EXIT OR END. AND THERE I WILL MURDER YOUR SOULS! AND MAKE YOU CRAWL AND BEG! AND DIE! DIE! DIE FOR DARKSEID! "
I think his would scare the girls away, not get them flocking to him.
" @Hellos: True, but I mean that's how cool his scary speeches are, imagine how cool his pick lines are "
I. AM. THE. NEW. HUNK. ALL IS ONE IN DARDSIED. THIS MIGHTY BODY IS ALL NATURAL, BABY! WHEN I COMMAND YOU TO MAKE ME A SAMMICH, I WILL SPEAK WITH THREE BILLION VOICES! WHEN I MAKE A FIST TO FIST YOUR ****, IT IS WITH THREE BILLION HANDS! WHEN I STARE AT YOUR TITS AND CHECK YOU OUT, IT IS WITH SIX BILLION EYES! NOTHING LIKE DARKSEID HAS EVER COME ON YOU! NOTHING WILL AGAIN! I WILL TAKE YOU TO AN ORGASM WITHOUT EXIT OR END! AND THERE I WILL MURDER YOUR VIRGINITY! AND MAKE YOU CRAWL AND BEG FOR MORE! AND ****! ****! **** FOR DARKSEID!
" @Hellos: True, but I mean that's how cool his scary speeches are, imagine how cool his pick lines are "
I. AM. THE. NEW. HUNK. ALL IS ONE IN DARDSIED. THIS MIGHTY BODY IS ALL NATURAL, BABY!WHEN I COMMAND YOU TO MAKE ME A SAMMICH, I WILL SPEAK WITH THREE BILLION VOICES! WHEN I MAKE A FIST TO FIST YOUR ****, IT IS WITH THREE BILLION HANDS! WHEN I STARE AT YOUR TITS AND CHECK YOU OUT, IT IS WITH SIX BILLION EYES! NOTHING LIKE DARKSEID HAS EVER COME ON YOU! NOTHING WILL AGAIN! I WILL TAKE YOU TO AN ORGASM WITHOUT EXIT OR END! AND THERE I WILL MURDER YOUR VIRGINITY! AND MAKE YOU CRAWL AND BEG FOR MORE! AND ****! ****! **** FOR DARKSEID! "
" @Hellos: True, but I mean that's how cool his scary speeches are, imagine how cool his pick lines are "
I. AM. THE. NEW. HUNK. ALL IS ONE IN DARDSIED. THIS MIGHTY BODY IS ALL NATURAL, BABY!WHEN I COMMAND YOU TO MAKE ME A SAMMICH, I WILL SPEAK WITH THREE BILLION VOICES! WHEN I MAKE A FIST TO FIST YOUR ****, IT IS WITH THREE BILLION HANDS! WHEN I STARE AT YOUR TITS AND CHECK YOU OUT, IT IS WITH SIX BILLION EYES! NOTHING LIKE DARKSEID HAS EVER COME ON YOU! NOTHING WILL AGAIN! I WILL TAKE YOU TO AN ORGASM WITHOUT EXIT OR END! AND THERE I WILL MURDER YOUR VIRGINITY! AND MAKE YOU CRAWL AND BEG FOR MORE! AND ****! ****! **** FOR DARKSEID! "
LOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!! "
10 million internets to anyone who walks up to a random chick in a bar and says all that.
" Hmm... Thanos: "But I only sought such glory in order to become worthy of your love. Your heart deserves better than the thrall I was." Darkseid: "You. Bed. NOW." Somehow I think Thanos wins this (even if his lines didn't actually work on the chick he was going for). "
" @Hellos: True, but I mean that's how cool his scary speeches are, imagine how cool his pick lines are "
I. AM. THE. NEW. HUNK. ALL IS ONE IN DARDSIED. THIS MIGHTY BODY IS ALL NATURAL, BABY!WHEN I COMMAND YOU TO MAKE ME A SAMMICH, I WILL SPEAK WITH THREE BILLION VOICES! WHEN I MAKE A FIST TO FIST YOUR ****, IT IS WITH THREE BILLION HANDS! WHEN I STARE AT YOUR TITS AND CHECK YOU OUT, IT IS WITH SIX BILLION EYES! NOTHING LIKE DARKSEID HAS EVER COME ON YOU! NOTHING WILL AGAIN! I WILL TAKE YOU TO AN ORGASM WITHOUT EXIT OR END! AND THERE I WILL MURDER YOUR VIRGINITY! AND MAKE YOU CRAWL AND BEG FOR MORE! AND ****! ****! **** FOR DARKSEID! "
You just made me switch my vote DS takes this. By far one of the funniest things I've read in awhile.
" @Hellos: True, but I mean that's how cool his scary speeches are, imagine how cool his pick lines are "
I. AM. THE. NEW. HUNK. ALL IS ONE IN DARDSIED. THIS MIGHTY BODY IS ALL NATURAL, BABY!WHEN I COMMAND YOU TO MAKE ME A SAMMICH, I WILL SPEAK WITH THREE BILLION VOICES! WHEN I MAKE A FIST TO FIST YOUR ****, IT IS WITH THREE BILLION HANDS! WHEN I STARE AT YOUR TITS AND CHECK YOU OUT, IT IS WITH SIX BILLION EYES! NOTHING LIKE DARKSEID HAS EVER COME ON YOU! NOTHING WILL AGAIN! I WILL TAKE YOU TO AN ORGASM WITHOUT EXIT OR END! AND THERE I WILL MURDER YOUR VIRGINITY! AND MAKE YOU CRAWL AND BEG FOR MORE! AND ****! ****! **** FOR DARKSEID! "
You just made me switch my vote DS takes this. By far one of the funniest things I've read in awhile. "
" @Hellos: True, but I mean that's how cool his scary speeches are, imagine how cool his pick lines are "
I. AM. THE. NEW. HUNK. ALL IS ONE IN DARDSIED. THIS MIGHTY BODY IS ALL NATURAL, BABY!WHEN I COMMAND YOU TO MAKE ME A SAMMICH, I WILL SPEAK WITH THREE BILLION VOICES! WHEN I MAKE A FIST TO FIST YOUR ****, IT IS WITH THREE BILLION HANDS! WHEN I STARE AT YOUR TITS AND CHECK YOU OUT, IT IS WITH SIX BILLION EYES! NOTHING LIKE DARKSEID HAS EVER COME ON YOU! NOTHING WILL AGAIN! I WILL TAKE YOU TO AN ORGASM WITHOUT EXIT OR END! AND THERE I WILL MURDER YOUR VIRGINITY! AND MAKE YOU CRAWL AND BEG FOR MORE! AND ****! ****! **** FOR DARKSEID! "
LMFAO.
@Power NeXus said:
" Hey, baby. Wanna go back to my place so I can put my Power Gem in your gauntlet? :) "
" Hmm... Thanos: "But I only sought such glory in order to become worthy of your love. Your heart deserves better than the thrall I was." Darkseid: "You. Bed. NOW." Somehow I think Thanos wins this (even if his lines didn't actually work on the chick he was going for). "
lol@Power NeXus said:
" Hey, baby. Wanna go back to my place so I can put my Power Gem in your gauntlet? :) "
LMAO@Power NeXus said:
" @Crom-Cruach said:
" @Hellos: True, but I mean that's how cool his scary speeches are, imagine how cool his pick lines are "
I. AM. THE. NEW. HUNK. ALL IS ONE IN DARDSIED. THIS MIGHTY BODY IS ALL NATURAL, BABY!WHEN I COMMAND YOU TO MAKE ME A SAMMICH, I WILL SPEAK WITH THREE BILLION VOICES! WHEN I MAKE A FIST TO FIST YOUR ****, IT IS WITH THREE BILLION HANDS! WHEN I STARE AT YOUR TITS AND CHECK YOU OUT, IT IS WITH SIX BILLION EYES! NOTHING LIKE DARKSEID HAS EVER COME ON YOU! NOTHING WILL AGAIN! I WILL TAKE YOU TO AN ORGASM WITHOUT EXIT OR END! AND THERE I WILL MURDER YOUR VIRGINITY! AND MAKE YOU CRAWL AND BEG FOR MORE! AND ****! ****! **** FOR DARKSEID! "
Technically it is. Its not a battle of who can physically beat the other, but still a type of battle. "
No, it's not. A battle is a fight, which this isn't. It's a matter of opinion. "
Contests of any type are generally accepted on this forum. You don't see anybody saying "This isn't a battle" when the thread involves a race, chess match, or other non-combative contest. Why should a contest of pick-up lines be considered any different?
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