Daredevil must kill Alfred!

What happened so far:

Daredevil was on a mission to find and defeat Alfred. After almost two years he finally managed to track down his target on Asgard. However, he soon discovered Alfred was hiding there for over a year with a lot of protection, including Batman, the Green Lantern Corps, Hulk, Magneto, the entire Asgardian population and many more. Daredevil tried to sneak in but was soon discovered and surrounded. An explosion of Thor's lightning pierced his eardrums, which gave the rest enough courage to attack. While Daredevil was fighting his way through the horde, he sensed Alfred escaping. By the time he brought down most of the opposition and had the rest of them retreating, Alfred already opened a portal to Krypton. Daredevil followed...

Now Daredevil is standing there, facing the entire Kryptonian army, led by Superman. Alfred is hiding behind them, armed with an axe. Batman also somehow managed to come through and is standing next to Alfred, with his standard equipment.

Daredevil can't afford himself to be nice and becomes bloodlusted. He holds his billy clubs, ready to put down everyone permanently. Can he make it to Alfred and kill him?

Is this Superdaredevil or something? Like he's getting past Batman.

What. The. Frick.

Well...

He just kicks Thor in the nuts, blitzes the GL corps, shoves his billy club down Magneto's throat, spits kryptonite on Superman's eye, ties up the Asgardian army, sneaks past the Kryptonians, breaks Batman's back, reaches Alfred and gets KTFO by a tray on the face..

DD clears the army and finally makes it to Alfred, only for the Great Butler to finally give him......... the axe.

I agree Alfred is definitely the biggest threat here

I'd be more afraid of Alfred than I would Daredevil

The forums are producing some grade A comedic material on Christmas Eve. cheers.

Well this is certainly creative I'll say. I agree with DigitalShooter9

Alfred cuz omnipotence.

What the hell did I just read?