Daredevil and Nightwing vs 1 Million Oompa Loompas

So.. Daredevil and Nightwing, both unarmed have to face 1 Million freaking Bloodlusted Oompa Loompas. NO BFR - Morals Off - Win by Death - Fight in a Disco.

If they are too many, Bonus Rounds:

1) Rambo and Leatherface join them - everyone unarmed.

2) Rambo with a Military Knife - Leatherface with a Chainsaw (not infinite fuel) - Daredevil with his Sticks - Nightwing with his Sticks.

VS

Bonus Rounds Dudes

Oompa Loompas have a song for this I think.

Buuuuump

*sigh*

Oompa Loompas literally stomp all rounds leaving nothing but 2 & then four pools of blood in their wake.

can we stop these character vs huge number of outmatched characters threads?

Oompa Loompas stomp.

.....

Oompa Loompas.

Oompa Loompas.

/thread

Lol, all of this started with the Monk thread.

.... What if they can get my hands on a golden ticket?

pressure points

Daredevil and Nightwing eventually succumb to the power of the Oompa Loompas.