Damien Wayne goes strolling up to Superman, acting like he's all that and a bag of chips. He says to Superman, "Hey, you like my new ring?". The ring has a little bit of kryptonite in it, of course. Superman, knowing it will do nothing to him, decides to put on a show. He get's down on his knees gasping, saying "Please don't hurt me, I beg of you!!!". He puts on a show for another minute, and and when Damian is about to punch him in the face, he flicks Damian threw a wall. He walks away and enjoys a nice cup of coffee with Batman.
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