Posted by DarkBird (167 posts) - - Show Bio

Give a story on how it would happen

#1 Edited by blackadamFTW (7867 posts) - - Show Bio

Damien Wayne goes strolling up to Superman, acting like he's all that and a bag of chips. He says to Superman, "Hey, you like my new ring?". The ring has a little bit of kryptonite in it, of course. Superman, knowing it will do nothing to him, decides to put on a show. He get's down on his knees gasping, saying "Please don't hurt me, I beg of you!!!". He puts on a show for another minute, and and when Damian is about to punch him in the face, he flicks Damian threw a wall. He walks away and enjoys a nice cup of coffee with Batman.

The End.

#2 Posted by Immortal777 (5879 posts) - - Show Bio

Superman takes off his belt and beats Damian Old Testament style.

#3 Posted by ChaosBlazer (3930 posts) - - Show Bio

Superman carries Damian back to Batman and tells Bats to keep his ring under tighter security.

#4 Posted by YourNeighborhoodComicGeek (19489 posts) - - Show Bio

@ChaosBlazer said:

Superman carries Damian back to Batman and tells Bats to keep his ring under tighter security.

LOL

"Be water my friend"

#5 Posted by Nefarious (17622 posts) - - Show Bio

Superman buys him a dog and calls a truce.

#6 Posted by jeanroygrant (20191 posts) - - Show Bio

@Immortal777 said:

Superman takes off his belt and beats Damian Old Testament style.

#7 Posted by thespideyguy (2579 posts) - - Show Bio

Exactly like hush but damian and catwoman instead of batman and catwoman.

#8 Posted by Batnandez (511 posts) - - Show Bio

Damian vis literal murder, the real death of superman kids.

#9 Posted by Z3RO180 (5943 posts) - - Show Bio

supes stomps

#10 Posted by CODYSF (2047 posts) - - Show Bio

@ChaosBlazer said:

Superman carries Damian back to Batman and tells Bats to keep his ring under tighter security.

LMAO!!!!!!

#11 Posted by minigunman123 (3116 posts) - - Show Bio

Superman's costume will be an odd shade of red for a little while after this fight, and Damian will mysteriously be missing and never return.

#12 Posted by ChaoticSuperman (325 posts) - - Show Bio

Superman goes to jail for killing a kid. He then gets raped in prison. Everyone wins.

#13 Posted by Shawnbaby (9309 posts) - - Show Bio
How it works out for Damian and anyone that thinks he can win here.
#14 Posted by InfamousFish (353 posts) - - Show Bio

@Shawnbaby said:

How it works out for Damian and anyone that thinks he can win here.

Haha, so true.

#15 Posted by azza04 (1503 posts) - - Show Bio

Mismatch.