Coming up with a fun battle vs the rules in this stupid folder

Battles between characters are supposed to be fun, impetuous, and daring.
But forget all of that because you first have to dredge through pages
and pages of rules and expectations and formats to conform to, and oh yeah...
you have to search through the forum to make sure it wasn't already 
done five years ago or else your new twist on a battle will be locked.
 
You guys sure know how to suck the fun out of something that's supposed
to be whimsical and exciting.
 
I know, I know.... if I don't like it I can leave.
 
I think I'll do just that. This place has gone downhill
lately anyways, and now you expect people to pay for the 
things that used to be free in here?
 
Stupid.
 
If you think this should be in the "Goodbye" thread, then you're part of the problem.