Coke vs Pepsi

If each of these can manifest is own sexy body. Which one of them do you think could kick who's @ss? 
 
 
   

Coke rapestomps.

You're question is invalid, Dr. Pepper wins.

Not a comic book battle.
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Then move it to the Off Topic.

KU

@god_spawn: Isn't DP owned by Pepsi?

@god_spawn: Isn't DP owned by Pepsi?

@Captain_Picard: I heard different.Any way,Mountain Dew wins.It's owned by Pepsi,so Pepsi also wins.

@Captain_Picard: I heard different.Any way,Mountain Dew wins.It's owned by Pepsi,so Pepsi also wins.

@Snowscorpion: Currently it's manufactured by the Dr. Pepper Snapple Group.

@god_spawn: Snapple?I thought they produce tea O.o

@Captain_Picard:

AGH!

Lol. I enjoy coke more.

@Snowscorpion: Dr. Pepper Snapple Group is a joint company between....Dr. Pepper and Snapple obviously.

Coke. Its spirit is evil.

Coca Cola, drinking it now and none of that diet stuff.

Pepsi stomps, until Johnnie Walker help Coke.

Pepsie wins be decapitation.

@TheGoldenOne said:

Coke.

Coke

Coke for me, yo

Coke, via slaughter.

Coke tickles Pepsi's butt hole.

@Snowscorpion said:

@Captain_Picard: I heard different.Any way,Mountain Dew wins.It's owned by Pepsi,so Pepsi also wins.

FANTA FRUIT TWIST!!!

PEPSI FTW!

They both hand out Diabetes daily so how about neither?

Coke, as above points out reminds me of Coke.

And My Cocaine is a pretty good actor.

Pepsi wins via Pepsi Plunge. So says CM Punk.

Be dope like coke, but I prefer being sexy like Pepsi ;)

pepsi stomps....the pics say it all, coke is weak and sloppy, an dosnt know how to use a toilet........pepsi is sleek and fit..

Pepsi, because it has a more powerful initial kick and it stays stronger longer

Pepsi. It has a harder kick. No after taste that makes your teeth feel weird.

I'm going with Pepsi.

This isn't a comic book battle so i'm sure this thread will get locked soon.

@XR said:

This isn't a comic book battle so i'm sure this thread will get locked soon.

 
 not quite. 
 
pepsi used to produce a comic dubbed pepsi-cola cop 
 
  
 
  
 
 
 
 
 
and coke has done a few of their own. 
 
 
 
  
 

 

This girl wins.

Pepsi has slightly better strength feats than coke, but coke is marginally faster, I'd have to say t depends on which one will give you diabetes faster.

I like Pepsi more, but in a fight? Coke throws a can of New Coke at Pepsi, and Pepsi runs in fear of the worst Coke ever.

Pepsi Max stomps.