Clint Eastwood vs. Jake Lonergan

Round 1: Fist fight in a saloon.

Round 2: Standard equipment (pistol for Clint, bracelet & pistol for Jake.)

Round 3: Pistol for Clint, winchester for Jake.

No prep.

Random encounter.

Morals on.

Who wins?

"The Man With No Name" for the WIN!

You can't beat that version of Clint Eastwood, period. And don't get me started on "Pale Rider" Clint. He's immortal!

; )

Clint Eastwood=TOAA>>>>>jake lonergan

Clint Eastwood is the only man that gives Chuck Norris nightmares.

Once people start taking this seriously & aren't blinded by bias, they'll realize that Jake wouldn't break a sweat over Clint.

@AgentEx: I don't know man, did you see Cowboys and Aliens? He was sweating like the whole time. :P

@nerdork said:

@AgentEx: I don't know man, did you see Cowboys and Aliens? He was sweating like the whole time. :P

Lol good one.

I think Jake is being underestimated here though.

@Original_Human_Torch said:

"The Man With No Name" for the WIN!

You can't beat that version of Clint Eastwood, period. And don't get me started on "Pale Rider" Clint. He's immortal!

; )

True that.

@logy5000 said:

@nerdork said:

@AgentEx: I don't know man, did you see Cowboys and Aliens? He was sweating like the whole time. :P

Lol good one.

I think Jake is being underestimated here though.

I don't think so, he has ONE movie worth of feats vs Clint who has like 5+ Westerns under his belt and each one was Insane awesome.

This is just 3 movies. not even all his movies.

Heck Skip to 2:15 of Pale Rider!

Clint beats in CQC with a good piece of Hickery

Or easily beating this huge beast of a man.

@CadenceV2: Jake was slaughtering opponents that would've defeated Clint.

@logy5000: You can say that but I wasn't impress. If MWNN was facing the same threat he would have done better by alot IMO.

Again more Feats and using composite Clint definitely more skill.

@CadenceV2: What makes you think that? Jake unloaded a pistol on an alien & it just pissed it off.

How could Clint do better? Jake was one shotting them w/ his bracelet.

@logy5000 said:

@nerdork said:

@AgentEx: I don't know man, did you see Cowboys and Aliens? He was sweating like the whole time. :P

Lol good one.

I think Jake is being underestimated here though.

Yeah, its because of the reverence actors like Clint Eastwood are held in. He is more than a man now, and practically transcends into godhood. I get it, and play along with the jokes. I think this would be a great fight, especially since Jake has the bracelet. But, Clint has way more cannon as a cowboy than Daniel Craig does. And that could mean Clint is consistently a BA; whereas, Jake might have been more lucky than good.

@nerdork: I'm not really sure if it's luck, since he fought dozens upon dozens of aliens. If he were just lucky, he would've lost.

I agree that it's a good fight though.

@logy5000 said:

@CadenceV2: What makes you think that? Jake unloaded a pistol on an alien & it just pissed it off.

How could Clint do better? Jake was one shotting them w/ his bracelet.

@nerdork said:

@logy5000 said:

@nerdork said:

@AgentEx: I don't know man, did you see Cowboys and Aliens? He was sweating like the whole time. :P

Lol good one.

I think Jake is being underestimated here though.

Yeah, its because of the reverence actors like Clint Eastwood are held in. He is more than a man now, and practically transcends into godhood. I get it, and play along with the jokes. I think this would be a great fight, especially since Jake has the bracelet. But, Clint has way more cannon as a cowboy than Daniel Craig does. And that could mean Clint is consistently a BA; whereas, Jake might have been more lucky than good.

Ooooh he has his the one shotting Bracelt. So what!? Clint can One shot with a more accurate and faster Quick Draw Bullet.

Just because you gave Jake the Overkill Bracelet is not a win when Clint's Single Bullet can kill Jake as easily.

@CadenceV2: Clint has bullets? Whoa. Now that's something Jake never had. Jake beat 4 armed men with his bare hands, effortlessly.

@logy5000: He beaten 4 Unarmed men easily! Thats hard to top... except Pale Rider beaten armed men with a piec of Hickory. 2 of them pulled guns out.

@CadenceV2: Can you read? I said he beat 4 armed men. All of them had rifles & shotguns, he beat them with his bare hands. Effortlessly.

@logy5000: Yeah and Clint beaten 6 guys at once armed with Hickery axe Handles and Guns with his Hickery Axe Handle.

Also if you ever watched Fist Full of Dollars and a Few Dollars More then you would know Clint Durability tanked a hour beating from 8 guys with ease both times and still have fight in him. Jack cant say the same as he has like no real showings.

@CadenceV2: He won't be fighting when Jake blasts him with the bracelet.

@logy5000: By the Time Jake raises the Braclet to fire Clint would have put 6 bullets in his head with his SUPERIOR Quickdraw Speed and Accuracy.

@CadenceV2: Not necessarily. It takes more time to grab a pistol and fire than it does to raise your arm and simply think about it shooting.

@logy5000 said:

@CadenceV2: He won't be fighting when Jake blasts him with the bracelet.

Whats even sadder is you have to give a RPG like weapon to Jack to try and make this fair and Clint still wins.

@logy5000 said:

@CadenceV2: Not necessarily. It takes more time to grab a pistol and fire than it does to raise your arm and simply think about it shooting.

What part of Clints faster than 5 guys reacting Quickdraw did not comprehend. Even in the movie other gunfighter have said Blondie moves faster than they can think of pulling a trigger.

@CadenceV2: Lol how you've mispelled his name multiple times and you're talking about "sad" & you haven't convinced me that he wins.

Do you really think Jake has the reaction speed of normal people? In the beginning a guy shot at him & he avoided it.

@logy5000: Jack name not worth my time spelling. Also its sad that you created a Bias match with a obvious winner in mind and arguing for it. Then why post fanboy?

@CadenceV2: I debate for Jake because I'm more knowledgable on him & my goal is to learn more about Clint.

It shows more fanboyism to call others fanboys because of their disagreement than it does to just debate for a character.

I was once told you were one of the best debators on the vine. Do you always debate like this?

@logy5000 said:

@CadenceV2: I debate for Jake because I'm more knowledgable on him & my goal is to learn more about Clint.

It shows more fanboyism to call others fanboys because of their disagreement than it does to just debate for a character.

I was once told you were one of the best debators on the vine. Do you always debate like this?

... well that last one kinda hurt.

I am sorry. I will agree to disagree on this.

As for learning more about Clint watch the 3 main movie, Fist Full of Dollars, Few Dollars More, and The Good, Bad, and Ugly.

@CadenceV2: I'm sorry if I offended you & I think it came out wrong. I wasn't criticizing you on anything.

I'll do that.