So two kids are frolicking about in a park. A nine year old boy and his 7 year old sister, who happened to have a Barney doll. Just as they commence to sing about lollipops and rainbow smiles, a blinding flash of light appears before them. As the light faded away, a menacing, hulking figure with skin of purple takes its place. No sooner than the figure became tangible did he shout his demands with all the vigor of booming thunder. " I Am Thanos!! Bow To Me Mortals, And Your End Will Be Swift!"
But to his shock the eerily chipper denizens of the random park seemed to pay him no mind. Thanos was furious. He then began to yell even louder than before. "DO YOU ALL MOCK THANOS?! I have come to dominate this miserable planet, and I, THANOS, declare this pitiful, unsuspecting town as my base of operations!" As soon as Thanos finished the sentence he received a cheerful tap on the back. The startled mad titan turned around to see an unnaturally, upbeat officer. "I'm afraid you can't do that, Mr.Thanos sir.", the officer said with a smile. "This park belongs to EVERYONE!" Thanos, now greatly irritated, disintegrates the officer with a gesture.
Then with a mighty leap, the mad titan goes to the two kids who were still singing. "You WILL Be Silent!!" he roars as he winds his hand back for a trademarked Thanos Slap. Just as his hand was nearing the little girl a purple mitt catches his wrist. "BARNEY!!!!" Everyone in the park shouts as there favorite dinosaur materializes before them.
"Why don't you play with someone your own color!" Barney giggles. He then slaps Thanos into a nearby swing set. "Can you make the mean man go away Barney?", the little girl asks. "Anything is possible if you believe!" Barney answers. "BAH!" Thanos shouts as he dusts himself off. "You slap like a prom queen reject!!" "That's not what DEATH told me yesterday!!" Barney replies. "Oh Its ON!" Thanos cries.
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