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#1 Posted by shenron (890 posts) - - Show Bio

You know the well. I mean SS3 goku is tough but he just would not handle the heat of a round house kick!

#2 Posted by King Saturn (223796 posts) - - Show Bio
Super Saiyan 3 Goku wins here
#3 Posted by TheDrifter (26555 posts) - - Show Bio

Dam. This is just wrong.

#4 Posted by brainiac 1.0 (4150 posts) - - Show Bio
WHO THE HELL MADE THIS STUPID BATTLE!
#5 Posted by shenron (890 posts) - - Show Bio

#6 Posted by King Saturn (223796 posts) - - Show Bio
For some reason Chuck Norris commands a lot of respect... I really cant stand him. I actually would like Chuck Norris and Steven Seagal fight to the death to see who would win
#7 Posted by Wisppeons (3726 posts) - - Show Bio
King Saturn said:
"Super Saiyan 3 Goku wins here"

I dunno know man I hear Chuck can RHK  a 1 billion Ton Astroid with ease.
#8 Posted by King Saturn (223796 posts) - - Show Bio
Wisppeons said:
"King Saturn said:
"Super Saiyan 3 Goku wins here"

I dunno know man I hear Chuck can RHK  a 1 billion Ton Astroid with ease."
Chuck is a beast but... fighting Super Saiyans he cant do. Now fighting Gary Daniels or Steven Seagal or Billy Blanks... thats another story
#9 Posted by brainiac 1.0 (4150 posts) - - Show Bio
TheDrifter said:
"

Dam. This is just wrong.

"
Beyond wrong.
#10 Posted by CLONE (2 posts) - - Show Bio

yeah... chuck norris wins.

#11 Posted by shenron (890 posts) - - Show Bio

stupid wrong Chuck is a God on earth, where Goku is a God like sayian who is bound to die anyway.
Looking at Goku's  Death Count

#12 Posted by King Saturn (223796 posts) - - Show Bio
shenron said:
"stupid wrong Chuck is a God on earth, where Goku is a God like sayian who is bound to die anyway.
Looking at Goku's  Death Count
"
Chuck is a God who has proven only great when fighting weak opposition in films. He couldnt beat Bruce Lee and he has multiple lossess in Professional Fighting
#13 Posted by Sn8ke (40 posts) - - Show Bio

Goku he would only have to hit him with his pinky finger and kill chuck.

#14 Posted by Aidenn Fontane Hazel (76 posts) - - Show Bio

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#15 Posted by shenron (890 posts) - - Show Bio

I think that goku would not realise that chuck norris  has like a whole nother 10 million when it comes to power level.
goku would punch lightly, but then the round house kick would kill him

#16 Posted by Triumphant (2316 posts) - - Show Bio

 What's Chuck ever done to you? LOL. Goku for the win.

#17 Posted by MAJESTY (295 posts) - - Show Bio
This is easy.... chuck norris wins this.
#18 Posted by Marshall Madness (248 posts) - - Show Bio

the only thing that will survive a nuclear war is chuck norris and cockroaches. unfortunately the cockroaches will NOT survive chuck norris.

#19 Posted by Marshall Madness (248 posts) - - Show Bio

chuck norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and the perfect roundhouse kick. when the devil came to collect chuck norris gave him a swift roundhouse to the face! the devil was so impressed with the irony the two became fast friends and still play cards every thursday.

chuck norris once fought god......now i'm not gonna tell you who won. but i will tell you this, chuck noriis is on tv every day some people are still searching for god.

#20 Posted by Hedatary (3768 posts) - - Show Bio
Marshall Madness said:
"chuck norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and the perfect roundhouse kick. when the devil came to collect chuck norris gave him a swift roundhouse to the face! the devil was so impressed with the irony the two became fast friends and still play cards every thursday.

chuck norris once fought god......now i'm not gonna tell you who won. but i will tell you this, chuck noriis is on tv every day some people are still searching for god.

"
Chuck Norris fought a god....Goku fought a Gods, planet destroying warlords, universal terror monsters and his Dragon Fist will eat up Chuck for dinner.
#21 Posted by King Saturn (223796 posts) - - Show Bio
Chuck Norris vs Gordon Liu would be a great fight...
#22 Posted by Marshall Madness (248 posts) - - Show Bio

chuck norris is suing nbc claiming law and order are registered trademarks for his left and right legs.

If you can see chuck norris he can see you. if you can't see chuck norris you are seconds away from a roundhouse kick to the face.

chuck norris never goes hunting. hunting implies a chance for failure. chuck norris goes killing.

when chuck norris does push ups he isnt actually pushing himself up, he's pushing the earth down.

#23 Posted by Hedatary (3768 posts) - - Show Bio

;p Doing push ups but instead pushing the earth down huh? Then do you know he is doing a push up when he isn't going up?

#24 Posted by Marshall Madness (248 posts) - - Show Bio

chuck norris went back in time to stop the assassination of JFK. Norris lept in front of the bulllet and at the last second it ricocheted off his beard. Kennedy's head exploded out of shear amazment..

#25 Posted by King Saturn (223796 posts) - - Show Bio
Yall must be gone crazy... Chuck Norris is not the greatest Martial Artist Ever  !  


Gordon Liu



        <-------   This Guy Could Beat Him  !

#26 Posted by Marshall Madness (248 posts) - - Show Bio

chuck norris invented mathematics so they could finish the title to missing in action 2

#27 Posted by Marshall Madness (248 posts) - - Show Bio

chuck norris once shot down a german plane by pointing his finger and yelling BANG.

#28 Posted by Hedatary (3768 posts) - - Show Bio
Marshall Madness said:
"chuck norris once shot down a german plane by pointing his finger and yelling BANG.
"
Goku once threw a golden dragon from his hands....
#29 Posted by Marshall Madness (248 posts) - - Show Bio

chuck norris recently visited the virgin islands. Now they are knowns as simply "the islands"

#30 Posted by pixelized (62882 posts) - - Show Bio
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#31 Posted by Hedatary (3768 posts) - - Show Bio
Marshall Madness said:
"chuck norris recently visited the virgin islands. Now they are knowns as simply "the islands"
"
Goku once willed his spirit back to life so he could give his son a fighting chance to win.....oh, and Goku can fly.
#32 Posted by Marshall Madness (248 posts) - - Show Bio

In any given room there are 3465 objects chuck norris could use to kill you including the room itself.



#33 Posted by King Saturn (223796 posts) - - Show Bio
I dont understand how someone could make up so much stuff about someone

LOL
#34 Posted by Hedatary (3768 posts) - - Show Bio

.......unless the room doesn't have anything that could hurt Goku.

Oh and Goku could turn his hair golden. GOD!!!

#35 Posted by Marshall Madness (248 posts) - - Show Bio

 If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
    
 There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.

      Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.

      Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.

      Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay's potato chip.

      Chuck Norris is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.

      Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.

      Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.

#  When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

# Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

# There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.

# Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.

# Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

# Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

# Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.

# There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.

# Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.

# Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.

# Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.

# Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

# Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

# Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost

# Remember the Soviet Union? They decided to quit after watching a DeltaForce marathon on Satellite TV.

# Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.

after walker texas ranger premired in france the french surrendered just to be safe

the original street fighter 2 beta tests included chuck norris as a character. all 6 buttons performed a roundhouse kick. he was omitted because he was considered too powerful.

#36 Posted by Marshall Madness (248 posts) - - Show Bio

chuck norris' tears can cure cancer. too bad he's never cried a day in his life........

#37 Posted by MAJESTY (295 posts) - - Show Bio
Marshall Madness said:
" If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
    
 There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.

      Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.

      Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.

      Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay's potato chip.

      Chuck Norris is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.

      Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.

      Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.

#  When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

# Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

# There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.

# Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.

# Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

# Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

# Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.

# There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.

# Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.

# Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.

# Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.

# Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

# Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

# Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost

# Remember the Soviet Union? They decided to quit after watching a DeltaForce marathon on Satellite TV.

# Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.

after walker texas ranger premired in france the french surrendered just to be safe

the original street fighter 2 beta tests included chuck norris as a character. all 6 buttons performed a roundhouse kick. he was omitted because he was considered too powerful.
"
LMAO LOL HA HA HA @ when the boogey man sleeps he checks in his closet for Chuck Norris.
#38 Posted by Marshall Madness (248 posts) - - Show Bio

Chuck norris' girlfriend once asked him "how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?" she promptly received a swift roundhouse kick to the face. One ,never rhyme in the presence of chuck norris, two, don't fuck with chuck!" it would be hours before he realized the irony of his statement.

chuck norris loves pina coladas, but he friggin hates getting caught in the rain.........


#39 Posted by Marshall Madness (248 posts) - - Show Bio

Ok I'm out. thank you for your time you've been great. be sure to tip your waitress........

#40 Posted by Hedatary (3768 posts) - - Show Bio
Marshall Madness said:
" If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
    
           1 - Goku doesn't need any money. He's so famous he gets free food

 There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.

            2 - Goku doesn't need a computer. He has a high space tech that travels faster than light built for him whenever he wants

      Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.

              3 - Goku gets famous every time fans say his name
         
      Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.

             4 - Goku can turn into a giant monkey and make KingKong his little bitch

      Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay's potato chip.

             5 - Goku eats anything...including Chuck's wife

      Chuck Norris is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.

             6 - Goku is sueing Chuck Norris

      Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.

             7 - Goku destroyed a planet because he thought it was food, so he cooked it with his energy


      Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.

          8  - Goku stares....everything dies with his fart


#  When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

          9 - When universe controlling space tyrants go to bed, they check there closet for Goku


# Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

          10 - Goku doesn't need books period.


# There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.


       11 - Every living creatures love Goku to the point of worshiping like a king.

# Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.
  
          12 - Outer space exists because Goku was alive


# Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

       13 - Goku waits in his sleep


# Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

       14 - Goku loves Waldo


# Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.

       15 - Goku doesn't need to count because he is the ONE

# There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.

       16 - Goku's hair is sharp enough to cut through Adamantium with ease.


# Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.

       19 - Goku's so fast, he looks like he stayed in one place.

# Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.

       20 - Goku eats hands for breakfast

# Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.

       21 - Goku once made a dinosour run for it's life because he wanted it for dinner....again.


# Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
  
       22 - Goku is immortal


# Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

          23 - Goku goes through it.


# Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost

          24 - Goku becomes golden.

# Remember the Soviet Union? They decided to quit after watching a DeltaForce marathon on Satellite TV.

    26 - The RR army gave up after Goku went through with it.


# Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.

       27 - Goku is LAW


after walker texas ranger premired in france the french surrendered just to be safe

       28 - An entire planet surrendered after they realized Goku was coming to there planet.

the original street fighter 2 beta tests included chuck norris as a character. all 6 buttons performed a roundhouse kick. he was omitted because he was considered too powerful.
"
       30  - Gods fear him for being too powerful.

#41 Posted by Hazard311 (11 posts) - - Show Bio

I can't believe someone took the time to reply with a Goku retort for every Chuck Norris joke on that list like its actually a serious argument. 
How sad....

#42 Posted by Hedatary (3768 posts) - - Show Bio
Hazard311 said:
"I can't believe someone took the time to reply with a Goku retort for every Chuck Norris joke on that list like its actually a serious argument. 
How sad....
"
OI! I was bored.
#43 Posted by Hedatary (3768 posts) - - Show Bio

Besides, i'm going to go watch a movie. Talk to you all later.

#44 Posted by MotorSteel (1757 posts) - - Show Bio
Hedatary said:
"Marshall Madness said:
" If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
    
           1 - Goku doesn't need any money. He's so famous he gets free food

 There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.

            2 - Goku doesn't need a computer. He has a high space tech that travels faster than light built for him whenever he wants

      Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.

              3 - Goku gets famous every time fans say his name
         
      Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.

             4 - Goku can turn into a giant monkey and make KingKong his little bitch

      Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay's potato chip.

             5 - Goku eats anything...including Chuck's wife

      Chuck Norris is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.

             6 - Goku is sueing Chuck Norris

      Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.

             7 - Goku destroyed a planet because he thought it was food, so he cooked it with his energy


      Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.

          8  - Goku stares....everything dies with his fart


#  When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

          9 - When universe controlling space tyrants go to bed, they check there closet for Goku


# Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

          10 - Goku doesn't need books period.


# There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.


       11 - Every living creatures love Goku to the point of worshiping like a king.

# Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.
  
          12 - Outer space exists because Goku was alive


# Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

       13 - Goku waits in his sleep


# Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

       14 - Goku loves Waldo


# Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.

       15 - Goku doesn't need to count because he is the ONE

# There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.

       16 - Goku's hair is sharp enough to cut through Adamantium with ease.


# Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.

       19 - Goku's so fast, he looks like he stayed in one place.

# Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.

       20 - Goku eats hands for breakfast

# Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.

       21 - Goku once made a dinosour run for it's life because he wanted it for dinner....again.


# Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
  
       22 - Goku is immortal


# Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

          23 - Goku goes through it.


# Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost

          24 - Goku becomes golden.

# Remember the Soviet Union? They decided to quit after watching a DeltaForce marathon on Satellite TV.

    26 - The RR army gave up after Goku went through with it.


# Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.

       27 - Goku is LAW


after walker texas ranger premired in france the french surrendered just to be safe

       28 - An entire planet surrendered after they realized Goku was coming to there planet.

the original street fighter 2 beta tests included chuck norris as a character. all 6 buttons performed a roundhouse kick. he was omitted because he was considered too powerful.
"
       30  - Gods fear him for being too powerful.

"
Proof of your love for Goku.

Chuck Norris sleeps while Goku gets tired trying to hit him with everything he has. Chuck wakes up after hearing Goku's screaming and roundhouse kicks him. He misses but the force of the kick breaks every bone in Goku's body.
#45 Posted by Shiryu (2892 posts) - - Show Bio

How the hell is MOTHER F#CKIN Chuck Norris so godamn powerful to you people????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

#46 Posted by MotorSteel (1757 posts) - - Show Bio
Shiryu said:
"How the hell is MOTHER F#CKIN Chuck Norris so godamn powerful to you people????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????"
Regular one is old and hariy...

Internet one is >God.
#47 Posted by King Saturn (223796 posts) - - Show Bio
Wow. Simply Amazing
#48 Posted by Wisppeons (3726 posts) - - Show Bio
Sn8ke said:
"Goku he would only have to hit him with his pinky finger and kill chuck."

i dont think so mr Satan tok a hit from cell and lived.....
#49 Posted by Hedatary (3768 posts) - - Show Bio
MotorSteel said:
"Hedatary said:
"Marshall Madness said:
" If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
    
           1 - Goku doesn't need any money. He's so famous he gets free food

 There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.

            2 - Goku doesn't need a computer. He has a high space tech that travels faster than light built for him whenever he wants

      Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.

              3 - Goku gets famous every time fans say his name
         
      Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.

             4 - Goku can turn into a giant monkey and make KingKong his little bitch

      Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay's potato chip.

             5 - Goku eats anything...including Chuck's wife

      Chuck Norris is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.

             6 - Goku is sueing Chuck Norris

      Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.

             7 - Goku destroyed a planet because he thought it was food, so he cooked it with his energy


      Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.

          8  - Goku stares....everything dies with his fart


#  When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

          9 - When universe controlling space tyrants go to bed, they check there closet for Goku


# Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

          10 - Goku doesn't need books period.


# There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.


       11 - Every living creatures love Goku to the point of worshiping like a king.

# Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.
  
          12 - Outer space exists because Goku was alive


# Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

       13 - Goku waits in his sleep


# Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

       14 - Goku loves Waldo


# Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.

       15 - Goku doesn't need to count because he is the ONE

# There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.

       16 - Goku's hair is sharp enough to cut through Adamantium with ease.


# Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.

       19 - Goku's so fast, he looks like he stayed in one place.

# Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.

       20 - Goku eats hands for breakfast

# Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.

       21 - Goku once made a dinosour run for it's life because he wanted it for dinner....again.


# Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
  
       22 - Goku is immortal


# Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

          23 - Goku goes through it.


# Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost

          24 - Goku becomes golden.

# Remember the Soviet Union? They decided to quit after watching a DeltaForce marathon on Satellite TV.

    26 - The RR army gave up after Goku went through with it.


# Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.

       27 - Goku is LAW


after walker texas ranger premired in france the french surrendered just to be safe

       28 - An entire planet surrendered after they realized Goku was coming to there planet.

the original street fighter 2 beta tests included chuck norris as a character. all 6 buttons performed a roundhouse kick. he was omitted because he was considered too powerful.
"
       30  - Gods fear him for being too powerful.

"
Proof of your love for Goku.

Chuck Norris sleeps while Goku gets tired trying to hit him with everything he has. Chuck wakes up after hearing Goku's screaming and roundhouse kicks him. He misses but the force of the kick breaks every bone in Goku's body.
"
nwa, i just like to see marvel/dc tards squirm. It's fun. Thats why i do what i do. Not because i'm a fanboy.
#50 Posted by Perfect Cell (3470 posts) - - Show Bio
MotorSteel said:
"Hedatary said:
"Marshall Madness said:
" If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
    
           1 - Goku doesn't need any money. He's so famous he gets free food

 There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.

            2 - Goku doesn't need a computer. He has a high space tech that travels faster than light built for him whenever he wants

      Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.

              3 - Goku gets famous every time fans say his name
         
      Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.

             4 - Goku can turn into a giant monkey and make KingKong his little bitch

      Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay's potato chip.

             5 - Goku eats anything...including Chuck's wife

      Chuck Norris is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.

             6 - Goku is sueing Chuck Norris

      Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.

             7 - Goku destroyed a planet because he thought it was food, so he cooked it with his energy


      Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.

          8  - Goku stares....everything dies with his fart


#  When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

          9 - When universe controlling space tyrants go to bed, they check there closet for Goku


# Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

          10 - Goku doesn't need books period.


# There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.


       11 - Every living creatures love Goku to the point of worshiping like a king.

# Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.
  
          12 - Outer space exists because Goku was alive


# Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

       13 - Goku waits in his sleep


# Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

       14 - Goku loves Waldo


# Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.

       15 - Goku doesn't need to count because he is the ONE

# There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.

       16 - Goku's hair is sharp enough to cut through Adamantium with ease.


# Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.

       19 - Goku's so fast, he looks like he stayed in one place.

# Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.

       20 - Goku eats hands for breakfast

# Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.

       21 - Goku once made a dinosour run for it's life because he wanted it for dinner....again.


# Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
  
       22 - Goku is immortal


# Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

          23 - Goku goes through it.


# Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost

          24 - Goku becomes golden.

# Remember the Soviet Union? They decided to quit after watching a DeltaForce marathon on Satellite TV.

    26 - The RR army gave up after Goku went through with it.


# Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.

       27 - Goku is LAW


after walker texas ranger premired in france the french surrendered just to be safe

       28 - An entire planet surrendered after they realized Goku was coming to there planet.

the original street fighter 2 beta tests included chuck norris as a character. all 6 buttons performed a roundhouse kick. he was omitted because he was considered too powerful.
"
       30  - Gods fear him for being too powerful.

"
Proof of your love for Goku.

Chuck Norris sleeps while Goku gets tired trying to hit him with everything he has. Chuck wakes up after hearing Goku's screaming and roundhouse kicks him. He misses but the force of the kick breaks every bone in Goku's body.
"


I actually hate Goku. Why couldn't Vegeta be the hero of DBZ?