Chuck Norris vs. Muhammad Ali.

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#1  Edited By CastletonSnob

Who wins? We all know of Chuck Norris's feats, but here are some of Ali's feats:

Strength: Beat Tarzan in a fight

wrestled alligators

Tussled with a whale.

Speed:

Handcuffed lightning. The typical lightning bolt moves at a speed of 361,290 km, or 5967 km/s.

Turned off light switch in his room, and was able to make it to the bed before the room went dark, suggesting that he's FTL.

Can run through a hurricane without getting wet. A Category 5 hurricane blows winds exceeding 251 km/h, or 70 m/s. Floats like a butterfly

Power:

Murdered a rock

Injured a stone

Hospitalized a brick

Stings like a bee

Aura: Is mean enough to make medicine sick.

I think something's wrong. It says 5 posts, but I don't see the other two posts.

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Ali stomps.

'nuff said.

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Chuck Norris.

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Going by those feats Chuck Norris stomps, no man can wrestle 1000-2000 pound alligator in real life.

In real life Norris would go down hard, that dude got no muscles left

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Norris.

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Well if we are going by those types of feats. Ali Stomps due to being FTL.

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Muhammad Ali also beat Depowered Superman.

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Ali is FTL, assuming he's not tapping into Speedforce or something he's also basically invulnerable and has planet-busting muscles

He takes this easy

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The OP is amazing for making this thread.

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Ali> Superman> Alligators

Ali wins.

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@leo-343 said:

Ali beat up Pre Crisis Superman...

He was depowered by a Red Sun though.

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If Chuck even dreamed of beating Ali he'd wake up and apologise.

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Ali wins. He is FTL.

"I’m so fast I hit the light switch in my room and jump into bed before my room goes dark"~Muhammad Ali

Plus he is the greatest. Not one of the greatest:THE greatest.

"I'm the greatest of all time"~Muhammad Ali

Ali FTW

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#17  Edited By CastletonSnob

Ali> Superman> Alligators

Ali wins.

So, if Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas, Chuck Norris wears Muhammad Ali pajamas.

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Ali

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I believe that "The Greatest"-Ali-would win.

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Parkison's disease wins

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Funny feats lol but if they really fought while both in their prime Ali by knockout