Who wins? We all know of Chuck Norris's feats, but here are some of Ali's feats:
Strength: Beat Tarzan in a fight
wrestled alligators
Tussled with a whale.
Speed:
Handcuffed lightning. The typical lightning bolt moves at a speed of 361,290 km, or 5967 km/s.
Turned off light switch in his room, and was able to make it to the bed before the room went dark, suggesting that he's FTL.
Can run through a hurricane without getting wet. A Category 5 hurricane blows winds exceeding 251 km/h, or 70 m/s. Floats like a butterfly
Power:
Murdered a rock
Injured a stone
Hospitalized a brick
Stings like a bee
Aura: Is mean enough to make medicine sick.
I think something's wrong. It says 5 posts, but I don't see the other two posts.
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