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#1 Posted by MrocznyZniwiarz007 (33 posts) - - Show Bio

I only write that CHUCK NORRIS is very wkurwiony.

#2 Posted by grevous11 (360 posts) - - Show Bio

chuck barrel rolls to avoid any attack they have and then roundhouse kicks them all in the face.

#3 Posted by Harddrivexxii (514 posts) - - Show Bio

Chuck wins - spite ...

#4 Posted by TheGoldenOne (38849 posts) - - Show Bio
Domino solos.
#5 Edited by Billy Batson (57765 posts) - - Show Bio

F CHUCK NORRIS.
BB

#6 Posted by Enemybird (3138 posts) - - Show Bio

Squirrel Girl takes her down

#7 Posted by joshmightbe (24622 posts) - - Show Bio

Howard the Duck kicks the a$$ of this over rated, over the hill, right wing nut job

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#8 Posted by joshmightbe (24622 posts) - - Show Bio

PS Chuck Norris is an idiot and his movies suck

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#9 Posted by MrocznyZniwiarz007 (33 posts) - - Show Bio
#10 Posted by venomoushatred1001 (12334 posts) - - Show Bio

Venom solos :P

#11 Posted by jeanroygrant (20191 posts) - - Show Bio

#12 Posted by Nefarious (18706 posts) - - Show Bio

Squirrel Girl solos.

#13 Posted by joshmightbe (24622 posts) - - Show Bio

@MrocznyZniwiarz007: I've made it one of my missions in life to mock Chuck Norris when ever I see the opportunity because he sucks and the joke stopped being funny over a half decade ago

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#14 Posted by Strider92 (16116 posts) - - Show Bio

Chuck Norris is overrated and he dies a horrible death!

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#15 Edited by BigCimmerian (7852 posts) - - Show Bio

lol Chuck would kick Living Tribunal so hard that the entire omniverse would collapse

#16 Posted by joshmightbe (24622 posts) - - Show Bio

@BigCimmerian: Chuck is so old he couldn't kick over a teddy bear, Chuck is so old the only thing he can take out is a bottle of Viagra.

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#17 Posted by Monarch_Chronicle (900 posts) - - Show Bio

Spite against Marvel, chuck not only trained the OneAboveAll but also invented Toonforce

Btw Toonforce> Squirrel Girl

every time :)

Chuck takes pity and ends them in a nano second

#18 Posted by joshmightbe (24622 posts) - - Show Bio

@Monarch_Chronicle: Nah the only fight that would be remotely fair to Chuck now days would be him vs the child proof cap on his bottle of arthritis medication, tho the cap does have a clear advantage

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#19 Posted by Deranged Midget (17599 posts) - - Show Bio
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#20 Edited by drgnx (3549 posts) - - Show Bio

Awww how nice, everyone came to see Chuck get his butt whooped by Aunt May!

Spiderman is really into this fight ...

#21 Posted by The Stegman (23088 posts) - - Show Bio

Chuck Norris kills them all easily until he gets to Squirrel Girl, in which the resulting fight will be so epic and intense the very fabric of reality will crumble, gods and celestials alike will scream out in agony and disentergrate as the universe collapses into itself, dying and reviving once more in a new big bang, with Chuck and Squirrel Girl now fused as one all powerful being known as  "Squirrel Norris Supreme"

#22 Posted by acer51 (2219 posts) - - Show Bio
#23 Posted by GhostRider29 (2673 posts) - - Show Bio
#24 Posted by Goku1fan (1263 posts) - - Show Bio

why everybody stealing my picture? -__-

#25 Posted by nickzambuto (12922 posts) - - Show Bio

Chuck Norris throws a grenade and kills 50 people.

Then the grenade explodes.

#26 Posted by The Stegman (23088 posts) - - Show Bio
@nickzambuto:  
 


Chuck Norris throws a grenade and kills 50 people.

Then the grenade explodes.

BWUAHAHAHA!  Dude! NICE! never heard that one! +25 internet points for you!
#27 Posted by Monarch_Chronicle (900 posts) - - Show Bio

@The Stegman said:

@nickzambuto:

Chuck Norris throws a grenade and kills 50 people.

Then the grenade explodes.

BWUAHAHAHA! Dude! NICE! never heard that one! +25 internet points for you!

i see your +25 and raise you a +15 that was funny :D

#28 Posted by nickzambuto (12922 posts) - - Show Bio

@Monarch_Chronicle said:

@The Stegman said:

@nickzambuto:

Chuck Norris throws a grenade and kills 50 people.

Then the grenade explodes.

BWUAHAHAHA! Dude! NICE! never heard that one! +25 internet points for you!

i see your +25 and raise you a +15 that was funny :D

Thank you both :)

See people, Chuck Norris can still be funny, we just have to be more original.

#29 Posted by tg1982 (2715 posts) - - Show Bio

@nickzambuto said:

Chuck Norris throws a grenade and kills 50 people.

Then the grenade explodes.

HA! Nice man, nice!

#30 Posted by joshmightbe (24622 posts) - - Show Bio

Chuck can't complete the fight because he has to go have his adult diaper changed

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#31 Posted by Andy Steven Summers (4987 posts) - - Show Bio

Spider-man solos.

#32 Posted by silverlord90 (221 posts) - - Show Bio

Pfff any marvel solos. Chuck is a Fag since he is friends with Justin Bieber.

#33 Posted by nickthedevil (11598 posts) - - Show Bio

Squirrel Girl solos.

#34 Posted by joshmightbe (24622 posts) - - Show Bio

Forbush Man solos

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#35 Posted by XiiX (7434 posts) - - Show Bio

@joshmightbe said:

@MrocznyZniwiarz007: I've made it one of my missions in life to mock Chuck Norris when ever I see the opportunity because he sucks and the joke stopped being funny over a half decade ago

THANK YOU!

#36 Posted by Kuzman123 (230 posts) - - Show Bio

@joshmightbe: Chuck is so old he couldn't kick over a teddy bear, Chuck is so old the only thing he can take out is a bottle of Viagra.

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL XDDDDDD

#37 Posted by KalTheHokage_2007 (651 posts) - - Show Bio

Don't be stupid. Chuck Norris doesn't win. He simply let's his enemies lose. Saying he won implies he put effort into winning. Chuck Norris FTW.

#38 Posted by joshmightbe (24622 posts) - - Show Bio

Due to his advanced age Chuck becomes confused and begins ordering the Marvel heroes off his lawn and going back inside to watch Matlock reruns

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#39 Posted by DrinkUrPruneJuice77 (1598 posts) - - Show Bio

Chuck Norris STOMPS. lol

#40 Edited by drgnx (3549 posts) - - Show Bio

Santa and The Easter Bunny once tried to tell the children of the world that Chuck Norris is not real. They haven't been seen since!

TO ME, MY "STAN LEE"!
#41 Posted by THUNDERBOLT30 (10008 posts) - - Show Bio

@drgnx said:

Awww how nice, everyone came to see Chuck get his butt whooped by Aunt May!

Spiderman is really into this fight ...

LOL...

Old lady a$$ whoopin's for the win!

#42 Posted by OmegaDynasty (9184 posts) - - Show Bio

Well here is Chuck in DC.  
 

#43 Posted by sinestro_GL (3050 posts) - - Show Bio

The Marvel Universe exists because Chuck Norris allows it.

#44 Posted by joshmightbe (24622 posts) - - Show Bio

Why won't the Chuck Norris thing die, he's just a pathetic old right wing nut case who stared in several movies that make Shaq's acting in Steel seem oscar worthy by comparison. Seriously can anyone tell me why this pathetic joke of a human being gets all this attention?

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#45 Posted by charlieboy (7153 posts) - - Show Bio

@Enemybird said:

Squirrel Girl takes her down

#46 Posted by batkevin74 (10415 posts) - - Show Bio

Chuck kills everyone except Mr Immortal who keeps getting back up which annoys Chuck to the point of frustration who leaves the Marvel Universe to go and beat up DC. Squirrel Girl appears and the two of them repopulate the universe

#47 Posted by JediWaffles (746 posts) - - Show Bio

Only Arm Fall Off Boy can take out Norris. Too bad he's in DC.

#48 Posted by Lvenger (18329 posts) - - Show Bio

Well given the feats of INTERNET Chuck Norris, of course he can take out all of the Marvel Universe's superheroes.

#49 Posted by TheGodKiller3 (359 posts) - - Show Bio

My toenails > Chuck Norris .

#50 Posted by chaos-soul (1435 posts) - - Show Bio

Chuck Norris is overrated. he loses to captain planet