chuck norris vs. jackie chan

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#2  Edited By thenightwing

i can't deside wich one would kick butt more.

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#3  Edited By ThisIsGonnaHurt

Chuck Norris can knock Chan out cold. Jackie's more of a stuntsman.

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#4  Edited By King_Saturn

I think Jackie Chan could really win here. Jackie Chan is portrayed more so as a stuntman type comedic fighter in the movies cause of the scripts. But I think Jackie Chan could really show Chuck Norris a few things in a real fight.

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#5  Edited By ThisIsGonnaHurt

King Saturn says:

"I think Jackie Chan could really win here. Jackie Chan is portrayed more so as a stuntman type comedic fighter in the movies cause of the scripts. But I think Jackie Chan could really show Chuck Norris a few things in a real fight. "

Could be. But I'm still leaning more to Chuck than Jackie on this, not saying that I'm a fanatic of his or anything.

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#6  Edited By Ptero

I would go for Jackie Chan in any serious fight.

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#8  Edited By Korg

Jackie Chan, curb stomp.

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#9  Edited By Vrakmul

While both are fairly old by now. Age doesn't quite mean what it used too. So I'm leaning with chan.

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#10  Edited By BatmanBeyond

I really want to go with Jackie Chan I'm a huge fan....but Chuck Norris is a 10th degree black belt. Now if it was Jet Li vs. Chuck Norris....Li would take it. Screw it, I'm going with Chan.

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#11  Edited By Vrakmul

If we go by chuck norris facts. Chuck norris would turn chan into mush. In real life. It would be a fairly even battle.

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#12  Edited By Ebony Bishop

Jackie Chan is an awesome stuntman, but his skills come from Chinese Opera, and not martial arts. Granted, he's studied some since then, but Chuck Norris held his own against Bruce Lee.

Chuck, no contest.

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#13  Edited By Tenjin

one on one jackie has a snowballs chance in hell against Chuck....

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#14  Edited By pixelized

I dont even understand how chuck is even considered worthy of getting beat down by jackie

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pixelized says:

"I dont even understand how chuck is even considered worthy of getting beat down by jackie"

this is chuck norris....octagon, walker texas ranger, delta force, good guys wear black, and everybodies favorite "Meng long guo jiang".....enter the dragon!!!!!

jackie is more slap-stick....come on when i think of jackie, i think of the rush hour series....but he is a good stuntman but his style of Wu-shu is no match for chuck.....

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#16  Edited By pixelized

Jackie chan was raised on Martial arts...he's done it practically for all his life.

I still dont see how chuck has a chance.

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#17  Edited By Korg

Chuck Norris is a 68 year old has-been who hardly ever was. Jackie Chan is a martial arts film-making legend. Chuck is 14 years Chan's senior, and probably can't even do high kicks any more. Jackie Chan still does most of his own stunts at 54. Jackie Chan has always and will always outclass Chuck Norris on every level imaginable.

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Korg says:

"Chuck Norris is a 68 year old has-been who hardly ever was. Jackie Chan is a martial arts film-making legend. Chuck is 14 years Chan's senior, and probably can't even do high kicks any more. Jackie Chan still does most of his own stunts at 54. Jackie Chan has always and will always outclass Chuck Norris on every level imaginable."

age is nothing but a number...and high kicks look nice but a throat chop puts them down just as fast....chuck is still up to par with jackie in muscle mass cuz he sponsers total gym.....he still does his art everyday so he is not rusty by any means.....so stunts are not jackie has to keep up with a champion...it is just not plausable jackie is good but not that good......

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#19  Edited By Korg

Age is nothing but a number...right. That aside, Jackie Chan is a better martial artist than Chuck Norris. I'd be willing to bet he is in substantially better shape than Chuck Norris. Jackie Chan would take Chuck Norris out in a fight. Chuck is a joke.

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Korg says:

"Age is nothing but a number...right. That aside, Jackie Chan is a better martial artist than Chuck Norris. I'd be willing to bet he is in substantially better shape than Chuck Norris. Jackie Chan would take Chuck Norris out in a fight. Chuck is a joke."

have you seen the 80 to 90 year old monks....they would own both of them together......right. substantially??? absolutly not, your twisted....jackie is talking about retiring cuz he said he is to old....jackie could'nt handle a fighter like chuck....jackie can only win when a object is involved chuck took on the legend....Chuck like i said practices his skills everyday like a true fighter does....not i'll take a break and be back to normal within a few....a joke....right shangai noon was a joke my friend.....

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#21  Edited By Korg

Yes, comparing Chuck Norris to a 80-90 year old monk who has dedicated their entire life to learning martial arts and disciplines in seclusion makes perfect sense. Chan is talking about retiring? Norris is even older than him. When was the last time Chuck Norris was actively involved in anything that actually involved martial arts?

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#22  Edited By Tenjin

Korg says:

"Yes, comparing Chuck Norris to a 80-90 year old monk who has dedicated their entire life to learning martial arts and disciplines in seclusion makes perfect sense. Chan is talking about retiring? Norris is even older than him. When was the last time Chuck Norris was actively involved in anything that actually involved martial arts?"

he was enroled into the martial arts hall of fame...he also has a school some where....and chuck has dedicated most of his life to his art, since he was young not a child but yearly teens....and also he was taught jeet kune do by the legend...

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#23  Edited By Tenjin

Vance Astro says:

"Jackie Chan easy."

come on you too....lol

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#24  Edited By vance_astro  Moderator

Jackie Chan easy.

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#25  Edited By Tenjin

Vance Astro says:

"Tenjin says:
"Vance Astro says:
"Jackie Chan easy."
come on you too....lol "
Yes.Jackie wins."

are you serious b4 we argue just look at the last posts of mine so i don't have to repeat it.......

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#26  Edited By vance_astro  Moderator

Tenjin says:

"Vance Astro says:
"Jackie Chan easy."
come on you too....lol "

Yes.Jackie wins.

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#27  Edited By Static Shock

It's a toss up for me. For me, it all depends on who fights better in real combat. All the medals, belts, awards, and hall of fame crap gets tossed out of the window in a real fight. I'm thinking Chuck Norris has the experience there, since he has his own fighting style, Chuk Kuk Do...
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#28  Edited By vance_astro  Moderator

Tenjin says:

"Vance Astro says:
"Tenjin says:
"Vance Astro says:
"Jackie Chan easy."
come on you too....lol "
Yes.Jackie wins."
are you serious b4 we argue just look at the last posts of mine so i don't have to repeat it......."

Who cares if he's in the hall of fame he can't beat Jackie.

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#29  Edited By Tenjin

Vance Astro says:

"Tenjin says:
"Vance Astro says:
"Tenjin says:
"Vance Astro says:
"Jackie Chan easy."
come on you too....lol "
Yes.Jackie wins."
are you serious b4 we argue just look at the last posts of mine so i don't have to repeat it......."
Who cares if he's in the hall of fame he can't beat Jackie."

why????.....that all i hear is he can beat him not the reasons just, he beat him cause he is old........that mentality isn't going to win you this fight

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jackie chan.

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#31  Edited By Queen Kong

Tenjin says:

"Vance Astro says:
"Tenjin says:
"Vance Astro says:
"Tenjin says:
"Vance Astro says:
"Jackie Chan easy."
come on you too....lol "
Yes.Jackie wins."
are you serious b4 we argue just look at the last posts of mine so i don't have to repeat it......."
Who cares if he's in the hall of fame he can't beat Jackie."

why????.....that all i hear is he can beat him not the reasons just, he beat him cause he is old........that mentality isn't going to win you this fight"

Jackie seems to have speed and durability on his side.

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#32  Edited By Tenjin

Queen Kong says:

"Tenjin says:
"Vance Astro says:
"Tenjin says:
"Vance Astro says:
"Tenjin says:
"Vance Astro says:
"Jackie Chan easy."
come on you too....lol "
Yes.Jackie wins."
are you serious b4 we argue just look at the last posts of mine so i don't have to repeat it......."
Who cares if he's in the hall of fame he can't beat Jackie."
why????.....that all i hear is he can beat him not the reasons just, he beat him cause he is old........that mentality isn't going to win you this fight"
Jackie seems to have speed and durability on his side."

it may seem that way but the concept of jeet kune do was speed....the one inch punch is probably in the top ten punches in the martial arts world....durability maybe but sheer power and skill belong to Chuck....this would be a curbstomp but jackie will and would fall to chuck.....regardless of age

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#33  Edited By Queen Kong

Tenjin says:

"Queen Kong says:
"Tenjin says:
"Vance Astro says:
"Tenjin says:
"Vance Astro says:
"Tenjin says:
"Vance Astro says:
"Jackie Chan easy."
come on you too....lol "
Yes.Jackie wins."
are you serious b4 we argue just look at the last posts of mine so i don't have to repeat it......."
Who cares if he's in the hall of fame he can't beat Jackie."
why????.....that all i hear is he can beat him not the reasons just, he beat him cause he is old........that mentality isn't going to win you this fight"
Jackie seems to have speed and durability on his side."

it may seem that way but the concept of jeet kune do was speed....the one inch punch is probably in the top ten punches in the martial arts world....durability maybe but sheer power and skill belong to Chuck....this would be a curbstomp but jackie will and would fall to chuck.....regardless of age

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Jackie wins.

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#34  Edited By Korg

I don't think Chuck Norris is going to be roundhouse kicking anyone in the head any time soon (or ever again).

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#35  Edited By Tenjin

oh.....my.....god

dude, don't be a noob and give a reason.....

cuz honestly, you are not going to beat me regarding anything about martial arts....

chuck owns him, simply put....

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#36  Edited By Queen Kong

Tenjin says:

"oh.....my.....goddude, don't be a noob and give a reason.....cuz honestly, you are not going to beat me regarding anything about martial arts....chuck owns him, simply put...."

Stop posting all those little fruity pictures.Your sad because Jackie wins.Get over it.

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#37  Edited By Korg

I gave my reason. Dude is pushing 70. Endurance and speed would be the deciding factors in this fight, and Jackie Chan is stronger in both respects.

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#38  Edited By Tenjin

Korg says:

"I don't think Chuck Norris is going to be roundhouse kicking anyone in the head any time soon (or ever again)."

bro, i though you were gone?????........maybe jackie could roundhouse kick you off the thread cuz both of you are gonna lose......

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#39  Edited By Tenjin

Korg says:

"I gave my reason. Dude is pushing 70. Endurance and speed would be the deciding factors in this fight, and Jackie Chan is stronger in both respects."

is that so.....did i not just explain the one inch punch.....and sheer power is a factor in any fight,.....a slap to the face is nothing to a iron palm....

and skill is the biggest factor and i am positive chuck would own....

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#40  Edited By Tenjin

Korg says:

"Thought I was gone? Jackie Chan could roundhouse kick me out of the thread? You are losing coherence, "bro"."

coherence don't strain yourself......bro

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#41  Edited By vance_astro  Moderator

Tenjin says:

"Korg says:
"I don't think Chuck Norris is going to be roundhouse kicking anyone in the head any time soon (or ever again)."
bro, i though you were gone?????........maybe jackie could roundhouse kick you off the thread cuz both of you are gonna lose......"

Chuck loses.

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#42  Edited By Korg

Thought I was gone? Jackie Chan could roundhouse kick me out of the thread? You are losing coherence, "bro".

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#43  Edited By Tenjin

Vance Astro says:

"Tenjin says:
"Korg says:
"I gave my reason. Dude is pushing 70. Endurance and speed would be the deciding factors in this fight, and Jackie Chan is stronger in both respects."
is that so.....did i not just explain the one inch punch.....and sheer power is a factor in any fight,.....a slap to the face is nothing to a iron palm.... and skill is the biggest factor and i am positive chuck would own...."
Yes because a one inch punch is very effective on someone who you can barely hit."

ohh my god.....how do you argue about something you know nothing about?????....force is applied through the whole body using your body weight to attack the opponent....

come on.....maybe you guys should jump to a marvel forum cuz you can't beat me here....

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#44  Edited By Tenjin

zack just walk away......

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#45  Edited By vance_astro  Moderator

Tenjin says:

"Korg says:
"I gave my reason. Dude is pushing 70. Endurance and speed would be the deciding factors in this fight, and Jackie Chan is stronger in both respects."
is that so.....did i not just explain the one inch punch.....and sheer power is a factor in any fight,.....a slap to the face is nothing to a iron palm.... and skill is the biggest factor and i am positive chuck would own...."

Yes because a one inch punch is very effective on someone who you can barely hit.

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#46  Edited By Zeek The Dreamer

jackie chan would win no doubt

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#47  Edited By Tenjin

Korg says:

"Then you're just delusional. Jackie Chan is a much more diverse fighter, has the edge in stamina and endurance, and is all-around just more skilled than Norris. It has been a looong time since he trained with Bruce Lee, and I doubt he could pull off a very impressive one inch punch against someone who was actually trying to defend it, let alone someone as skilled as Jackie Chan."

bro....stop while your ahead, cuz i don't wanna have to hurt your feelings.....

i am so far the most superior here......

i give you a free-be just take the loss....honestly

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#48  Edited By Korg

Then you're just delusional. Jackie Chan is a much more diverse fighter, has the edge in stamina and endurance, and is all-around just more skilled than Norris. It has been a looong time since he trained with Bruce Lee, and I doubt he could pull off a very impressive one inch punch against someone who was actually trying to defend it, let alone someone as skilled as Jackie Chan.

"coherence don't strain yourself......bro"

Again, what are you talking about?


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#49  Edited By Korg

Tenjin says:

bro....stop while your ahead, cuz i don't wanna have to hurt your feelings.....i am so far the most superior here......i give you a free-be just take the loss....honestly"

The fight isn't between us, it's between Chan and Norris. I happen to think Chan is better, younger, stronger, and faster. You can't hurt my feelings, but thanks for taking it into consideration.

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#50  Edited By DRDOOMSDAY390

(( i like jackie movies better and jackie chan would win here))