Chuck Norris vs Everything

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Please stop with these thread they are not funny......

Bruce Lee stomps.

@dccomicsrule2011 said:

Please stop with these thread they are not funny......

what are you gonna do about it?

@ebick489 said:

@dccomicsrule2011 said:

Please stop with these thread they are not funny......

what are you gonna do about it?

Flag them....

Everything, because everything includes Chuck Norris.

Flagged.

@Nefarious said:

Flagged.

make your own threads

I already have. 

@Nefarious said:

Flagged.

make your own threads

@texasdeathmatch said:

@ebick489 said:

@Nefarious said:

Flagged.

make your own threads

He does. And they're a lot less cheesier than this one. I didn't realize it was 2004, did you just find your first Chuck Norris joke today?

who do you think i am your personal thread butler?

@ebick489 said:

@Nefarious said:

Flagged.

make your own threads

He does. And they're a lot less cheesier than this one.  I didn't realize it was 2004, did you just find your first Chuck Norris joke today?

All right, all right. Everyone calm down. You don't have to post in the thread if it riles you up so much.

Bump.

@sesquipedalophobe said:

All right, all right. Everyone calm down. You don't have to post in the thread if it riles you up so much.

Bump.

Fair Point

does everything include CN?

To Quote a Lemon Demon Song "The Ultimate Showdown of the Ultimate Destiny." :

then Gandalf the Grey and Gandalf the White and

"Monty Python and the Holy Grail"'s Black Knight and

Benito Mussolini and The Blue Meanie and

Cowboy Curtis and Jambi the Genie

Robocop, the Terminator, Captain Kirk, and Darth Vader

Lo Pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger

Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan,

Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock, and Hulk Hogan

all came out of nowhere lightning fast

and they kicked Chuck Norris in his cowboy ass

All of these defeated him ;3

@TheCheeseStabber said:

To Quote a Lemon Demon Song "The Ultimate Showdown of the Ultimate Destiny." :

then Gandalf the Grey and Gandalf the White and

"Monty Python and the Holy Grail"'s Black Knight and

Benito Mussolini and The Blue Meanie and

Cowboy Curtis and Jambi the Genie

Robocop, the Terminator, Captain Kirk, and Darth Vader

Lo Pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger

Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan,

Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock, and Hulk Hogan

all came out of nowhere lightning fast

and they kicked Chuck Norris in his cowboy ass

All of these defeated him ;3

your are forgetting to mention CN had to fight Batman Right before everyone else so if he spaces out the fight he wins...xD

@Monarch_Chronicle: "And crushed Batmans head, in between his thighs" x3 Only reason Batman lost was because he had just turned back into Bruce Wayne when Chuck Jumped him when Bruce was getting ready

Chucks arthritis takes the old man down before the fight begins

CHuck wins but is badly beaten up because he just fought EVERYTHING and then there were no more CHuck Norris fights...until he dies and like MJ & WHitney theyll come back agaiN :)

@tomdickharry1984 said:

CHuck wins but is badly beaten up because he just fought EVERYTHING and then there were no more CHuck Norris fights...until he dies and like MJ & WHitney theyll come back agaiN :)

why 2pac came back? lol

Bruce Lee kills him just like in Way of the Dragon.

Chuck Norris tells Bruce lee jokes with the fear that Bruce will hear him and come kick his ass

......................

Chuck is attacked while in the process of having his adult diaper changed and loses

Bruce lee solos... seriously. what was so great about Chuck Norris? the fact that he got his ass kicked by Bruce lee? :)

@nickthedevil: dozens of really terrible movies, a crappy tv show and a series of awful jokes more difficult to eliminate than a massive swarm of roaches

Chuck gets stomped by Relevancy. Seriously, this joke got old 5 years ago

But other than that, Bruce Lee stomps

Any man with a gun and good aim stomps

3 dudes with lead pipes stomp

I could go on, but I'll end with a good Chuck joke...

Why cant Chuck Norris die? Because he's afraid of what Bruce Lee will do to him in Heaven.

@steelhound56: Chuck's not going to heaven, when he dies he'll have to sit in a room full of people who think the facts are just hysterical reading them to him until the end of eternity

@joshmightbe: I couldn't imagine a worse kind of Hell. Seriously, that would be utterly devastating...

@steelhound56: He could have the Facts read to him by the chick from the Nanny.