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#1 Posted by ebick489 (116 posts) - - Show Bio

vs

#2 Posted by dccomicsrule2011 (23302 posts) - - Show Bio

Please stop with these thread they are not funny......

#3 Posted by Joygirl (18724 posts) - - Show Bio

Bruce Lee stomps.

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#4 Posted by ebick489 (116 posts) - - Show Bio

@dccomicsrule2011 said:

Please stop with these thread they are not funny......

what are you gonna do about it?

#5 Posted by dccomicsrule2011 (23302 posts) - - Show Bio

@ebick489 said:

@dccomicsrule2011 said:

Please stop with these thread they are not funny......

what are you gonna do about it?

Flag them....

#6 Posted by ReVamp (22863 posts) - - Show Bio

Everything, because everything includes Chuck Norris.

#7 Posted by Nefarious (18790 posts) - - Show Bio

Flagged.

#8 Posted by ebick489 (116 posts) - - Show Bio

@Nefarious said:

Flagged.

make your own threads

#9 Posted by Nefarious (18790 posts) - - Show Bio

I already have. 

#10 Posted by texasdeathmatch (13171 posts) - - Show Bio
@ebick489 said:

@Nefarious said:

Flagged.

make your own threads

He does. And they're a lot less cheesier than this one.
 
I didn't realize it was 2004, did you just find your first Chuck Norris joke today?
#11 Posted by ebick489 (116 posts) - - Show Bio

@texasdeathmatch said:

@ebick489 said:

@Nefarious said:

Flagged.

make your own threads

He does. And they're a lot less cheesier than this one. I didn't realize it was 2004, did you just find your first Chuck Norris joke today?

who do you think i am your personal thread butler?

#12 Posted by Nefarious (18790 posts) - - Show Bio
@texasdeathmatch said:
@ebick489 said:

@Nefarious said:

Flagged.

make your own threads

He does. And they're a lot less cheesier than this one.  I didn't realize it was 2004, did you just find your first Chuck Norris joke today?
This.
#13 Posted by texasdeathmatch (13171 posts) - - Show Bio
@ebick489: uh, what?
#14 Posted by sesquipedalophobe (4692 posts) - - Show Bio

All right, all right. Everyone calm down. You don't have to post in the thread if it riles you up so much.

Bump.

#15 Posted by Monarch_Chronicle (900 posts) - - Show Bio

@sesquipedalophobe said:

All right, all right. Everyone calm down. You don't have to post in the thread if it riles you up so much.

Bump.

Fair Point

does everything include CN?

#16 Posted by TheCheeseStabber (7855 posts) - - Show Bio

To Quote a Lemon Demon Song "The Ultimate Showdown of the Ultimate Destiny." :

then Gandalf the Grey and Gandalf the White and

"Monty Python and the Holy Grail"'s Black Knight and

Benito Mussolini and The Blue Meanie and

Cowboy Curtis and Jambi the Genie

Robocop, the Terminator, Captain Kirk, and Darth Vader

Lo Pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger

Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan,

Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock, and Hulk Hogan

all came out of nowhere lightning fast

and they kicked Chuck Norris in his cowboy ass

All of these defeated him ;3

#17 Posted by Monarch_Chronicle (900 posts) - - Show Bio

@TheCheeseStabber said:

To Quote a Lemon Demon Song "The Ultimate Showdown of the Ultimate Destiny." :

then Gandalf the Grey and Gandalf the White and

"Monty Python and the Holy Grail"'s Black Knight and

Benito Mussolini and The Blue Meanie and

Cowboy Curtis and Jambi the Genie

Robocop, the Terminator, Captain Kirk, and Darth Vader

Lo Pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger

Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan,

Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock, and Hulk Hogan

all came out of nowhere lightning fast

and they kicked Chuck Norris in his cowboy ass

All of these defeated him ;3

your are forgetting to mention CN had to fight Batman Right before everyone else so if he spaces out the fight he wins...xD

#18 Posted by TheCheeseStabber (7855 posts) - - Show Bio

@Monarch_Chronicle: "And crushed Batmans head, in between his thighs" x3 Only reason Batman lost was because he had just turned back into Bruce Wayne when Chuck Jumped him when Bruce was getting ready

#19 Posted by joshmightbe (24689 posts) - - Show Bio

Chucks arthritis takes the old man down before the fight begins

#20 Posted by tomdickharry1984 (834 posts) - - Show Bio

CHuck wins but is badly beaten up because he just fought EVERYTHING and then there were no more CHuck Norris fights...until he dies and like MJ & WHitney theyll come back agaiN :)

#21 Posted by Monarch_Chronicle (900 posts) - - Show Bio

@tomdickharry1984 said:

CHuck wins but is badly beaten up because he just fought EVERYTHING and then there were no more CHuck Norris fights...until he dies and like MJ & WHitney theyll come back agaiN :)

why 2pac came back? lol

#22 Posted by saiyan_earthling (5379 posts) - - Show Bio

Bruce Lee kills him just like in Way of the Dragon.

#23 Posted by Thehob0 (73 posts) - - Show Bio

Chuck Norris tells Bruce lee jokes with the fear that Bruce will hear him and come kick his ass

#24 Posted by jeanroygrant (20191 posts) - - Show Bio

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#25 Posted by joshmightbe (24689 posts) - - Show Bio

Chuck is attacked while in the process of having his adult diaper changed and loses

#26 Posted by nickthedevil (11610 posts) - - Show Bio

Bruce lee solos... seriously. what was so great about Chuck Norris? the fact that he got his ass kicked by Bruce lee? :)

#27 Posted by joshmightbe (24689 posts) - - Show Bio

@nickthedevil: dozens of really terrible movies, a crappy tv show and a series of awful jokes more difficult to eliminate than a massive swarm of roaches

#28 Posted by steelhound56 (1074 posts) - - Show Bio

Chuck gets stomped by Relevancy. Seriously, this joke got old 5 years ago

But other than that, Bruce Lee stomps

Any man with a gun and good aim stomps

3 dudes with lead pipes stomp

I could go on, but I'll end with a good Chuck joke...

Why cant Chuck Norris die? Because he's afraid of what Bruce Lee will do to him in Heaven.

#29 Posted by joshmightbe (24689 posts) - - Show Bio

@steelhound56: Chuck's not going to heaven, when he dies he'll have to sit in a room full of people who think the facts are just hysterical reading them to him until the end of eternity

#30 Posted by steelhound56 (1074 posts) - - Show Bio

@joshmightbe: I couldn't imagine a worse kind of Hell. Seriously, that would be utterly devastating...

#31 Posted by joshmightbe (24689 posts) - - Show Bio

@steelhound56: He could have the Facts read to him by the chick from the Nanny.