Chuck Norris Vs. Batman

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#1  Edited By Octagon Freak

C'mon, who'd win? NO PREP!

I forgot, no weapons or help, just a karate fight.
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#3  Edited By Forever

Are you kidding?

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#4  Edited By Octagon Freak

Forever says:

"Are you kidding?"

Who me? No. Not at all. I swear.....

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#5  Edited By The_Martian

Satyrquaze says:

"![Alt text](http://image.comicvine.com/uploads/user/3000/3f53d7190148675e3cd472fc826828c5/52297_400.jpg)"
LMAO!
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#6  Edited By Forever

Then I'm taking Chuck Norris. Even though he's past his prime now, he'd take that piece of paper Batman is drawn on, firmly in his huge hands, and rip the Dark knight into oh so many little pieces.

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#7  Edited By Octagon Freak

Forever says:

"Then I'm taking Chuck Norris. Even though he's past his prime now, he'd take that piece of paper Batman is drawn on, firmly in his huge hands, and rip the Dark knight into oh so many little pieces."

Now I have to say it. Are you kidding? (P.S. Chuck did appear in a comic once, so :P)

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#8  Edited By Forever

Octagon Freak says:

"Now I have to say it. Are you kidding? (P.S. Chuck did appear in a comic once, so :P)"

lol. Then unbelievably skilled Batman, with his decades of mastery of every known martial art and his near peak levels of athleticism, would completely own Chuck Norris.

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#9  Edited By Octagon Freak

Forever says:

"Octagon Freak says:
"Now I have to say it. Are you kidding? (P.S. Chuck did appear in a comic once, so :P)"
lol. Then unbelievably skilled Batman, with his decades of mastery of every known martial art and his near peak levels of athleticism, would completely own Chuck Norris."

LOL, well, it's not like all those home gyms wouldn't help Chuck out or anything.

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#10  Edited By zero edge

Chuck Norris has a fist under his beard... Batman can't handle him.

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#11  Edited By Boken

you got that from family guy.

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#12  Edited By zero edge

I wasn't trying to be original... would've posted a gif of that part but I don't have one.

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#13  Edited By Octagon Freak

Well, they say that every night, the Boogeyman checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

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#14  Edited By PushMunky

Chuck Norris' tears can cure cancer. . . . Too bad he never cries.

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I'm gonna say Batman just cause I hate Chuck Norris jokes.