Chuck Norris Vs. Batman - Battles

#1 Posted by Octagon Freak (11158 posts) - 5 years, 11 months ago - Show Bio

C'mon, who'd win? NO PREP!

I forgot, no weapons or help, just a karate fight.
Post Edited:2007-06-29 10:56:37

#2 Posted by Satyrquaze (4542 posts) - 5 years, 11 months ago - Show Bio

#3 Posted by Forever (4332 posts) - 5 years, 11 months ago - Show Bio

Are you kidding?

#4 Posted by Octagon Freak (11158 posts) - 5 years, 11 months ago - Show Bio

Forever says:

"Are you kidding?"

Who me? No. Not at all. I swear.....

#5 Posted by The_Martian (36980 posts) - 5 years, 11 months ago - Show Bio

Satyrquaze says:

"![Alt text](http://image.comicvine.com/uploads/user/3000/3f53d7190148675e3cd472fc826828c5/52297_400.jpg)"

LMAO!

#6 Posted by Forever (4332 posts) - 5 years, 11 months ago - Show Bio

Then I'm taking Chuck Norris. Even though he's past his prime now, he'd take that piece of paper Batman is drawn on, firmly in his huge hands, and rip the Dark knight into oh so many little pieces.

#7 Posted by Octagon Freak (11158 posts) - 5 years, 11 months ago - Show Bio

Forever says:

"Then I'm taking Chuck Norris. Even though he's past his prime now, he'd take that piece of paper Batman is drawn on, firmly in his huge hands, and rip the Dark knight into oh so many little pieces."

Now I have to say it. Are you kidding? (P.S. Chuck did appear in a comic once, so :P)

#8 Posted by Forever (4332 posts) - 5 years, 11 months ago - Show Bio

Octagon Freak says:

"Now I have to say it. Are you kidding? (P.S. Chuck did appear in a comic once, so :P)"

lol. Then unbelievably skilled Batman, with his decades of mastery of every known martial art and his near peak levels of athleticism, would completely own Chuck Norris.

#9 Posted by Octagon Freak (11158 posts) - 5 years, 11 months ago - Show Bio

Forever says:

"Octagon Freak says:
"Now I have to say it. Are you kidding? (P.S. Chuck did appear in a comic once, so :P)"
lol. Then unbelievably skilled Batman, with his decades of mastery of every known martial art and his near peak levels of athleticism, would completely own Chuck Norris."

LOL, well, it's not like all those home gyms wouldn't help Chuck out or anything.

#10 Posted by zero edge (3690 posts) - 5 years, 11 months ago - Show Bio

Chuck Norris has a fist under his beard... Batman can't handle him.

#11 Posted by Boken (7756 posts) - 5 years, 11 months ago - Show Bio

you got that from family guy.

#12 Posted by zero edge (3690 posts) - 5 years, 11 months ago - Show Bio

I wasn't trying to be original... would've posted a gif of that part but I don't have one.

#13 Posted by Octagon Freak (11158 posts) - 5 years, 11 months ago - Show Bio

Well, they say that every night, the Boogeyman checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

#14 Posted by PushMunky (493 posts) - 1 year, 11 months ago - Show Bio

Chuck Norris' tears can cure cancer. . . . Too bad he never cries.

#15 Posted by primepower53 (5667 posts) - 1 year, 11 months ago - Show Bio

I'm gonna say Batman just cause I hate Chuck Norris jokes.