Chuck Norris vs Batgod

WHO WINS??????

We all know batman wins

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Chuck Norris of course. He is so fast, that his second roundhouse kick kicks you before the first one.

Probabilities of Norris winning: 10/10

Probabilities of Bat winning: 0/10

I am the Pope of the Holy Church of Bat-God, and I speak the truth.

Chuck Norris is a respected friend of Bat-God and both are incomprehensibly powerful.

Stalemate.

batman

Ends in sex that rocks the universe itself.

The universe explodes.

Chuck Norris's feats clearly outmatch Batgod's. Chuck Norris wins. :)

Heresy.

Batman punches chuck so hard chuck's calves explode

We all lose.

Every one loses ... Except Bat-God.

@quakeblood said:

Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer

Nope. Chuck Norris once challenged Superman himself to an arm-wrestling contest...

...Loser had to wear red undies on the outside. xD

Is Superman all you got? Besides, that feat is no longer valid since the reboot. ;p

Batman on the other hand, beat Galactus and making him his herald while spanking Adult Franklin Richard's behind.

stalemate

Batgod

Ends with Chuck dominating Batgod and an unholy rapestomp.

Chuck Norris

Silly dc degenerates, Stan Lee made him to destroy the Batgod!

then Disney bought marvel, which means that chuck norris is part of the Illuminati

Chuck Norris.

Chuck if Bat God does not have prep. With Prep Bat-God prep stomps.

So? Chuck Norris's beard has another fist in it, and he achieved the Super Saiyan 100 transformation. And the fact that Chuck is not a Saiyan makes that feat more badass. :)

this

Batman sprays him with anti beard spray and then chuck loses his power. Praise be to the BATGOD. Ieuheueiuuheieoiduuuuhshiwllsiuiksldeeghwj. I just spoke in tongues.

@madripoor: Chuck was supposed to be dead many years ago. But The Reaper was to afraid to tell him. Has something like that happened to BatGod?

batman became an actual god whereas Chuck Norris is a mere human with a 5 o clock forest shadow. So, Batgod

Pfffttt! Another fist in the beard means nothing because of the anti-beard spray in his pocket universe utility belt, I heard he BFR LT there for a while.

SSJ 100 is nothing against Batomnipotence.

aaah this is a hard one... well, not really.

Batgod with prep.

(but only with prep)

Batomnipotence. HAH! Don't be such a fool. Chuck Norris stalemated Segata Sanshiro in outer space, and their conflict ripped a whole in the space-time continuum, meaning they either traveled to another dimension, or, which is more likely, they destroyed the plane of existence. Let's see Batman top that! >:)

If Bats has prep time, it's a stalemate.

Chuck abuses puny Batgod. He doesn't battle, he just allows you to lose.

Segata got K.O.ed by Nintendo's rocket. Try again.

Batgod on the other hand, repaired the space/time continuum and erase them both from reality.

Batgod.

Chuck Norris is immune to being erased from reality. He's just too much of a badass.

We all know the answer : Chuck is the answer.

OP used a card that says Mr. Norris only has 200 HP. Batgod wins by default.

...or this:

You probably mean : Batgod gets raped, lol

Chuck Norris once had a pair of sequenced gloves as a child and lost one.....It's now called the Infinity Gauntlet.

@thelurker: HAHA!

Chuck norris can slam a revolving door. He once threw a grenade, forty people died. Then it blew up. Batman is fiction in Chuck Norris's world:

42 = Chuck Norris

42 = Omnipotent, omniscient, omnipresent & omniexistant God

Omnipotent, omniscient, omnipresent & omniexistant God = Chuck Norris

BatGod = No feats

Chuck Norris wins all day, everyday.

@deadpool_the_merc_with_a_mouth: So long and thanks for all the fish

@madripoor: You're welcome, fish fetishist.

@ Maverick_6 jajajajajaa , batman without tecnologu,suit czn't even hold up 1 ton :D

prep shit crap

Dude, this make be doubt about your knowledge of the Hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy lol

@madripoor: You know nothing, Jon Snow.