Chuck Norris vs. All of D.C., and all of Marvel's powerhouses. (47 votes)
The battle takes place on an indestrucable plain of Cement. Explain who wins, and why Chuck Norris beats them, because, we know he does. All the powerhouses, are at there most powerful. (Like World War Hulk, or something) Also, THer is a decades preperation, which DC, and Marvel use, but Chuck NOrris just sits and watches T.V., he needs no preperation. Also, you may refer to Chuck Norris, as CN for short.
Oh yeah, Morgan Freeman, narrates the fight.
Superman- Chuck Norris creates kryptonite by speaking it, and throws it at superman, and superman explodes.
Batman-Superman takes this honerary oponet on with his awesome fighting skills. Batman is good, but Chuck Norris overwhelms him, with his awesomeness.
Green Lantern: Chuck Norris duplicates his own version of the ring, just better, and he kills GL instantly.
The Flash- CN knows where the flash is going, before he goes, and beats him there, then Chuck Norris tells flash to lose, and Flash does.
Wonder Woman- Chuck Norris knows about the Amazon's sexism, and he isn't happy about it, he teleports himself, and WW to the island, and declares himself king, he then bans WW, and all the amazon woman from the island, and fills it duplacates of himself.
Martian Manhunter- MM tries to read CN's mind, but CN blocks him out, and t hen blowes MM's mind up, with his toungue.
Hulk- Hulk punches chuck norris, with breaks Hulks fist instately, then Chuck Norris thinks about Hulk exploding, and he does.
Thor- Thor shoots lighting at CN, and CN absorbs it with his beard, and shoots it back at Thor, instately killing Thor.
Iron Man- Iron man, being a genius, see's he is no match for Chuck Norris, and instately shoots himself with his own laser.
Spider-man- Chuck Norris decides to let Spider-man live, so he teleports Spider-man back to New York, and he lives on. (You can tell I'm a huge Spider-man fan)
Silver Surfur- Silver Surfur tries shoot CN, but CN just absorbs it, then shoots his own form of energy, with disenagrates SS.
Wolverine: Wolverine jumps at CN, and tries to stab him, his claws bend on CN's skin, then CN disable's Wolverine's healing abiltity, then rips up a peice of the cement and crushes Wolverine. (The cement may be indestrucable, to other people, but nothing is indestrucable for Chuck Norris)
Chuck Norris vs. Chuck Norris- They hit each other simaltaniously, which causes the universe to explode, both CNs survive, and they create their own form of a universe, where everything is perfect, and thereis no crime, because if someone commited one, they'd have to face Chuck Norris.