CHUCK NORRIS and MR.T vs DCU and MU read OP

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This is a fight Iv been really hyped up to see the Two EPICS vs the two EPICS

 

 

Marvel Universe and DC characters are all at their fullest power and that including EVERYONE IN both universes and all realities pertaining to DC and Marvel

 

 

STORY

 

Chuck and T are pissed at MARVEL and DC because they had a crossover without them in like 1998 or whenever that crossover happpened So MU and DCU have 10 years of prep and Both Universes are united in the same universe call the Universe or OUR UNIVERSE but 10 years in the MU AND DC is only  10 seconds to C and T But DC and Marvel still get prep sooo C and  T have arrived to OUR UNIVERSE and have come to DESTROY M AND DC sooo let the fight BEGIN and WIN or Tie in your perspective!

 

RULES (if you didnt read the EPIC story)

Prep: For DC and Marvel Only 10 years

Location: Our Universe

Time:2011

Opponents:ALL DC and Marvel vs CHUCK NORRIS AND MR.T!!

 

 

 

 

 ANDVS

VS

AND

LETS THE EPIC FIGHT EPIC BEGIN!!
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#1  Edited By TheSpiritStalker

Chuck Norris wins because his sheer awesomeness can roundhouse kick...kill stones... ah stop time...ahhhhh it's not funny anymore *head explodes*

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#2  Edited By nefarious

Chuck Norris solos.

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#3  Edited By GT-Man

@TheSpiritStalker:
@Nefarious: 

 How about Mr.T does he Solo?

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#4  Edited By nefarious
@GT-Man: Yes, he will pimp-slaps these fools.
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#5  Edited By Outside_85

WW solo's the two tossers.

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#6  Edited By Thepowercosmic

Chuck Norris onces made a dead man run for hes life

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#7  Edited By GT-Man
@Thepowercosmic said:
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                Chuck Norris onces made a dead man run for hes life
            "

OH YEAH! well Death almost had a Near Chuck Norris experience
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#8  Edited By Thepowercosmic
@GT-Man said:
" @Thepowercosmic said:
"
                Chuck Norris onces made a dead man run for hes life
            "
OH YEAH! well Death almost had a Near Chuck Norris experience "
 Chuck Norris once slit his wrists and the knife diead 
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#9  Edited By HumanNumber

Chuck Norris dies horribly.

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#10  Edited By Pharoh_Atem
@HumanNumber said:
" Chuck Norris dies horribly. "
lol!
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#11  Edited By SilverMan91

Chuck Norris destroys all, all he has to do is show up and its instant T.K.O from his sheer awswomeness....
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#12  Edited By akatspada

This is spite. Either Norris or T could finish these universes.

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#13  Edited By Full_Spectrum

Squirrel Girl solos. Yeah. I said it...

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#14  Edited By TheMightyAvenger

Chuck Norris once shot down a plane by pointing his fist at it and saying "BANG". So he solos.

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#15  Edited By SC  Moderator

Fat Cobra once beat Volstagg in an eating contest. Fat Cobra is luck 5 Bruce Lee's squeezed into one man. One Bruce Lee murdered Chuck, 5 Bruce Lee would murder him... to death even more murderously. 


Mr X can deal with Mr T. Then he gets a special scar on his body. 
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#17  Edited By SC  Moderator
@TheMightyAvenger said:
" Chuck Norris once shot down a plane by pointing his fist at it and saying "BANG". So he solos. "

Oh randomly, there is a Marvel character that can do that. With their hands. They need to point though. 

Sorry lol, I just wanted to add that. It would be a cool power lol 
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#18  Edited By cascadeking09

This is lame, eff chuck norris's lame jokes.

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#19  Edited By nick_hero22

Seriously Killer Croc solos
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#20  Edited By SentryVoid616

Twil be a sad day when these two decide that they hate MU and DCU, i will explain.

Mr. T Pitys The 'Our Universe' while Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kicks it, Thus ending that universe and every one connected to it, including ours as the characters were created by our universe.

To all the people 'getting angry' at this post, please don't, because its nice to have a light hearted battle, as apposed to all tense ones!

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#21  Edited By the_stegman  Moderator

well seeing as how Superman wears Chuck norris pajamas...Chuck solos..hell chuck's BEARD solos

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#22  Edited By GT-Man
@Thepowercosmic said:
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                    @GT-Man said:
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                    @Thepowercosmic said:
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                Chuck Norris onces made a dead man run for hes life
            "
OH YEAH! well Death almost had a Near Chuck Norris experience

                   

                "

 Chuck Norris once slit his wrists and the knife diead 

                    

Each time Chuck Norris passes a cemetary Chuck Norris doesn't hold his breath.... the cemetary does..."nuff said"

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#23  Edited By GT-Man
@SC said:
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                Fat Cobra once beat Volstagg in an eating contest. Fat Cobra is luck 5 Bruce Lee's squeezed into one man. One Bruce Lee murdered Chuck, 5 Bruce Lee would murder him... to death even more murderously. 

Mr X can deal with Mr T. Then he gets a special scar on his body. 

            "

Son! Mr.T will Assphebatically rearrange Mr.X to Mr.T thus  making Our Universe EVEN MORE DEAD!
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#24  Edited By SC  Moderator
@GT-Man said:
" Son! Mr.T will Assphebatically rearrange Mr.X to Mr.T thus  making Our Universe EVEN MORE DEAD! "

Cuz, Mr X is already Mr T. Thats his power. He'll have Mr T tip tip touching the floor thus if he loses, he loses, Mr X loses, Mr T loses, everyone wins. ^_^
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#25  Edited By GT-Man
@SC said:
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                @GT-Man said:
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Son! Mr.T will Assphebatically rearrange Mr.X to Mr.T thus  making Our Universe EVEN MORE DEAD!

                   

                "

Cuz, Mr X is already Mr T. Thats his power. He'll have Mr T tip tip touching the floor thus if he loses, he loses, Mr X loses, Mr T loses, everyone wins. ^_^

            "


Ahhh I see I seee sayed the blind man

 

 

Texas Chainsaw because Texas Ranger just got tired of Shooting people and roundhouse kicking them

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itd be a huge toss up between red bee and extrano. which one makes everybody else kill themselves faster. :)

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C and T for the pimp stomp!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...................................................................................
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#29  Edited By karrob
@Thepowercosmic said:
" Chuck Norris onces made a dead man run for hes life "
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#30  Edited By Jorg

The jokes aren't even funny anymore...But featwise....Chuck Solo's with ease..
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#31  Edited By alcoholbob

Chuck doesn't do battle, he merely allows you to lose.