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#1 Edited by Stezzy (75 posts) - - Show Bio

Battlefied is an abandoned lawn chair factory where the country's finest lawn chairs were once produced before the place was shut down

Both are in character

They start off standing right next to each other, standing face to face, disoriented and wondering how the hell they magically appeared where they are and who the hell this woman is in front of her

It's a nice sunny day (around 75 degrees) outside with a small chance of rain later tonight but they don't have to worry about that because they'll probably be teleported back to their respective universes after the fight or wherever the hell the winner of these threads usually go after the battle.

Which one of these filthy bimbos will emerge victorious and bathe in the golden waters of victory?

#2 Posted by Joygirl (19933 posts) - - Show Bio

"Filthy bimbos"? I do say, good sir, go thee directly to Hell and swiftly. Do not return.

#3 Posted by Saladking (71 posts) - - Show Bio

@joygirl: Do you not see the way they're dressed, milady?

#4 Posted by Joygirl (19933 posts) - - Show Bio

@saladking: Well, Cheetah is an animal, for one. And Lyra is in perfectly respectable clothing for a martial artist as befits her temperament and lifestyle.

#5 Posted by TheTrueBarryAllen (5198 posts) - - Show Bio

Oh lord - someone said M'lady.

Anyways - pretty sure Cheetah's speed gives her the advantage in this fight.

#6 Posted by Saladking (71 posts) - - Show Bio
#7 Posted by Joygirl (19933 posts) - - Show Bio

@saladking: Everyone can dodge lasers. Spider-Man dodges laser all day er' day. That doesn't mean he can contend with Cheetah who is Flash-level speed. She wrecks. Enjoy crisp, refreshing Spite.

#8 Posted by TheTrueBarryAllen (5198 posts) - - Show Bio

@thetruebarryallen:

Lyra has precog and can dodge lasers

Precog might help - but only if she has the physical speed to keep up. I honestly don't know what She Hulk's speed or reaction time is but Cheetah's been tangling with Wonder Woman for a good portion of her history, and she's tagged Wally West // Flash - so she's got incredibly impressive combat speeds.

Laser's aren't a good representation of speed in all honesty - if they were then characters like the GI Joes & Daredevil would be considered speedster's because they've dodged lasers before, and they're clearly not.

#9 Posted by Stormdriven (4953 posts) - - Show Bio

I lol'd at the OP XD

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#10 Edited by Stezzy (75 posts) - - Show Bio

@saladking said:

@thetruebarryallen:

Lyra has precog and can dodge lasers

Precog might help - but only if she has the physical speed to keep up. I honestly don't know what She Hulk's speed or reaction time is but Cheetah's been tangling with Wonder Woman for a good portion of her history, and she's tagged Wally West // Flash - so she's got incredibly impressive combat speeds.

Laser's aren't a good representation of speed in all honesty - if they were then characters like the GI Joes & Daredevil would be considered speedster's because they've dodged lasers before, and they're clearly not.

I don't know if this counts as raw speed but Lyra leaped over 1000 feet in the air and grabbed a guy out of an air vehicle before he could even finish his sentence. It would still help in fight if she applied that leg strength while running.

Dodging lasers isn't a raw speed feat but a reaction speed feat and it's a great reaction feat. Who told you it wasn't? The people you listed (Gi Joe and Daredevil) showed reaction speed not travel speed so of course they aren't speedsters but they can still react to speedsters. I never said that dodging lasers was a good representative of actual raw speed.

#11 Posted by TheTrueBarryAllen (5198 posts) - - Show Bio

@stezzy: Cheetah's got better speed & reaction feats - tagging Wally West [ a speedster who has displayed uncanny reaction times & has displayed FTL travel speeds ] and Wonder Woman [ who also isn't lacking in the speed department ] - there isn't a way for She Hulk to actually get her hands on her.

As for the laser thing - comic lasers aren't impressive - since they're beams of light they should be moving at light speed, no?

There's no physical way for Spider Man, Daredevil, any of the GI Joes, or any other street level characters who've dodged lasers to have FTL reaction times.

#12 Posted by Awesomedude (2144 posts) - - Show Bio

@stezzy: Dodging lasers is what street levelers can easily do. The leaping feat isn't that impressive cause all she blitzed was just a human.

#13 Posted by Saladking (71 posts) - - Show Bio

@thetruebarryallen:

Just because FTL is Flash's fastest speed doesn't mean he's always traveling at that speed during combat. Deathstroke was able to react to him too so what's so special about Cheetah being able to hit him? Do you have proof that Flash was running at his best when Cheetah tagged him?

Why can't the people you mentioned have FTL reaction? Spiderman has precog and superhuman agility too so why is it physically impossible?

#14 Posted by Saladking (71 posts) - - Show Bio

@awesomedude:

It wasn't a blitzing feat I was showing you the distance she can cover and how fast she can cover it

#15 Posted by TheTrueBarryAllen (5198 posts) - - Show Bio

@thetruebarryallen:

Just because FTL is Flash's fastest speed doesn't mean he's always traveling at that speed during combat. Deathstroke was able to react to him too so what's so special about Cheetah being able to hit him? Do you have proof that Flash was running at his best when Cheetah tagged him?

Why can't the people you mentioned have FTL reaction? Spiderman has precog and superhuman agility too so why is it physically impossible?

Flash wasn't running at his best when she tagged him - but he's still got far better reaction times than She Hulk, and he couldn't react to her attack in time.

I mentioned that his FTL speed was travel speed - not reaction speed. Deathstroke's TWO instances [ if I'm counting correctly ] were when Wally hadn't unlocked his full potential // was weakened and PIS during Identity Crisis.

Are you seriously going to argue that Daredevil has FTL reaction time, or that Spider-Man has an FTL reaction time.

Please explain to me then, why these character's have been tagged by projectiles such as paper airplanes [ Bullseye tagged Daredevil with one ] or bullets [ Spider-Man has been tagged with bullets before, some rubber ones from Punisher IIRC ] or heck, even getting punched.

Are you going to tell me that the character's they fight are capable at throwing punches at FTL speeds that counter their reaction times?

#16 Posted by Joygirl (19933 posts) - - Show Bio

Fun fact: Even if their combat speeds were equalized, Cheetah STILL wins.

#17 Edited by Awesomedude (2144 posts) - - Show Bio

@saladking: And that doesn't really matter in combat.

#18 Edited by Saladking (71 posts) - - Show Bio

@thetruebarryallen:

Lol Flash couldn't even react to a motionless knife. If his reaction is so good then why couldn't he react to it?

Yes I'm saying they have FTL reaction because they do. Them getting hit by cars and crap is PIS. If you're going to play the PIS card for flash then I can play it for Spiderman and Daredevil

Obviously their enemies can throw FTL punches otherwise they wouldn't be able to hit them, right?

#19 Posted by dondave (37384 posts) - - Show Bio

Cheetah

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#20 Edited by TheTrueBarryAllen (5198 posts) - - Show Bio

@saladking: You actually believe Spider-Man and Daredevil have FTL reaction times?

#21 Posted by Awesomedude (2144 posts) - - Show Bio

@saladking: The reason DS tagged Flash is either because of CIS or Flash being a complete idiot. In Identity Crisis, he was acting so stupid and was barely running at the speed of sound. The other scan is him talking to a cop and Deathstroke put his staff on where Flash would walk, so he just tripped a non-focused Flash, and this happens like a few pages after.

#22 Posted by Joygirl (19933 posts) - - Show Bio

@dondave: Now you just passed up a completely respectable opportunity to say "Ann." I'm so disappointed in you. @thetruebarryallen: *presses finger to lips* Shh, be silent my love, don't feed the troll. Anyone who says Daredevil has FTL reflexes is either trying to get a rise out of you or is mentally impaired. Either way, it's time to move on. <3

#23 Posted by TheTrueBarryAllen (5198 posts) - - Show Bio

@joygirl: While I may be feeding the troll - it finally gave me an opportunity to use that nonsense Gif.

Anyways - I'm just gonna get back to reading my book now.

#24 Posted by Joygirl (19933 posts) - - Show Bio

@thetruebarryallen: Or you could cast a vote in my thread, the one that is actually good and not a horrible mismatch.

#25 Posted by Awesomedude (2144 posts) - - Show Bio
#26 Edited by TheTrueBarryAllen (5198 posts) - - Show Bio

@joygirl: Is it the Marvel Ladies vs DC Ladies - because if so I'm lacking knowledge on a solid majority of those characters :3

#27 Posted by Saladking (71 posts) - - Show Bio

How mad are you people on a scale 1-10 that She Hulk wins?

#28 Posted by Awesomedude (2144 posts) - - Show Bio

@saladking: 0, due to the fact that she will lose.

#29 Posted by Saladking (71 posts) - - Show Bio
#30 Posted by Joygirl (19933 posts) - - Show Bio
#31 Posted by Awesomedude (2144 posts) - - Show Bio

@saladking: But how can she win if her head is decapitated?

#32 Posted by agent41 (3144 posts) - - Show Bio

@thetruebarryallen: @joygirl: @awesomedude: i think is important to add that Cheetah is stronger than she-hulk,Cheetah has been trading blows with WW for 4 decades and hurting WW with fists takes way more strength than what she-hulk has displayed,also Superman said Cheetah hits almost as hard a shazam and WW,so Cheetah's raw strength is capable of hurting some of the best heavy hitters in DC,she is not lacking in the strength department,she would still beat she-hulk using strength alone,with her speed it's an stomp in Cheetah's favor.

#33 Edited by Saladking (71 posts) - - Show Bio

@awesomedude:

She'll be too busy laughing at Cheetah's pathetic attempt at killing her since her durability is too high

#34 Posted by Awesomedude (2144 posts) - - Show Bio
#35 Posted by agent41 (3144 posts) - - Show Bio

@awesomedude:

She'll be too busy laughing at Cheetah's pathetic attempt at killing her since her durability is too high

Cheetah hits almost as hard as shazam and Wonder Woman,confirmed by Superman when he fought her and all of the other Cheetah's fights with heavy hitters such as Wonder Woman,Cheetah is stronger than she-hulk,more durable and way too fast for she-hulk.

#36 Posted by Supreme_Maj (291 posts) - - Show Bio
@agent41 said:

@saladking said:

@awesomedude:

She'll be too busy laughing at Cheetah's pathetic attempt at killing her since her durability is too high

Cheetah hits almost as hard as shazam and Wonder Woman,confirmed by Superman when he fought her and all of the other Cheetah's fights with heavy hitters such as Wonder Woman,Cheetah is stronger than she-hulk,more durable and way too fast for she-hulk.

But get beaten by street leveler like catwoman Oh sorry i was just passing by

#37 Posted by Awesomedude (2144 posts) - - Show Bio

@saladking: You realize she already harmed WW, Aquaman, and Superman.

#38 Posted by Pokeysteve (8298 posts) - - Show Bio

@joygirl: While I may be feeding the troll - it finally gave me an opportunity to use that nonsense Gif.

I laughed at your gif. Totally worth it.

#39 Posted by Saladking (71 posts) - - Show Bio

@awesomedude:

Which means nothing to someone who can take a punch from Red She Hulk who's as strong as Hulk

#40 Posted by Awesomedude (2144 posts) - - Show Bio

@saladking: Hulk who probably can't harm WW/Supes that much.

#41 Edited by Saladking (71 posts) - - Show Bio

@awesomedude:

Hulk the guy who's gamma radiation alone can destroy cities

Hulk the guy who destroyed a planet with the shockwave from his collision with Red She Hulk

Superman the guy who was knocked out from ramming into a moon

Superman the guy who's never destroyed a planet

WW one of the most wanked characters on this site

WW a woman who gets her wig pushed back by a cheetah girl

#42 Edited by agent41 (3144 posts) - - Show Bio

@supreme_maj said:
@agent41 said:

@saladking said:

@awesomedude:

She'll be too busy laughing at Cheetah's pathetic attempt at killing her since her durability is too high

Cheetah hits almost as hard as shazam and Wonder Woman,confirmed by Superman when he fought her and all of the other Cheetah's fights with heavy hitters such as Wonder Woman,Cheetah is stronger than she-hulk,more durable and way too fast for she-hulk.

But get beaten by street leveler like catwoman Oh sorry i was just passing by

and Superman got beaten by Catwoman too,she one shotted him in one occasion,Oh sorry i just wanted to play the PIS game too,so i can also name when Superman got owned by a wolfman,by the explosion of a gas station,and other occasions,if you want to try the PIS game just tell me,just remember it cuts both ways.

#43 Posted by Awesomedude (2144 posts) - - Show Bio

@saladking: And only his Gamma Radiation.

And?

Superman who basically split an ocean cause he was pissed.

Superman who destroyed an army of Doomsday Clones with heat vision.

WW who can go toe to toe with Superman,

WW who can tank god lightning or something.

She Hulk has no way of harming/tagging Cheetah, and Cheetah can simply gut her. Cheetah is so >>> compared to She Hulk in Speed AND Strength.

Scans of her speed: http://asylums.insanejournal.com/scans_daily/349972.html

#44 Posted by agent41 (3144 posts) - - Show Bio

@awesomedude:

Hulk the guy who's gamma radiation alone can destroy cities

Hulk the guy who destroyed a planet with the shockwave from his collision with Red She Hulk

Superman the guy who was knocked out from ramming into a moon

Superman the guy who's never destroyed a planet

WW one of the most wanked characters on this site

WW a woman who gets her wig pushed back by a cheetah girl

WW is a powerhouse and Cheetah is a powerhouse,her powers come from an ancient gods,Cheetah and WW are underrated unlike hulk and his overrated family,she-hulk gets stomped,Cheetah is stronger and way faster.

#45 Posted by agent41 (3144 posts) - - Show Bio

@awesomedude: can you see this comment in the notifications?,because i couldn't see some of the comments in the notifications.

#46 Posted by Awesomedude (2144 posts) - - Show Bio

@agent41: I can, I experienced this problem a few months ago.

#47 Posted by agent41 (3144 posts) - - Show Bio

@agent41: I can, I experienced this problem a few months ago.

oh,ok,i think it went back to normal just now.

i can't believe how Cheetah gets lowballed in every thread,damn,did you see that comment from the user "supreme_maj"?.

#48 Posted by CaptainMarvel4Ever (2529 posts) - - Show Bio

Cheetah

#49 Posted by Awesomedude (2144 posts) - - Show Bio

@agent41: Yeah, WORST lowballing EVER.

#50 Posted by agent41 (3144 posts) - - Show Bio

@agent41: Yeah, WORST lowballing EVER.

it's sad,Cheetah and Wonder Woman gets lowballed so much and then some people say they are overrated,LOL,not at all.