Characters run the "Home Alone" gauntlet

A recent Kevin vs. Predator thread encouraged me to make this. Those in the gauntlet are subjected to the following "attacks" from the movie: stepping on a nail, touching an extremely hot doorknob, having head fried by a blowtorch, getting a paint can to the face, getting a shovel to the head, and having an iron fall onto their head. They lose if any pain is shown.

(Slight wincing or small shrieks of pain will not cause someone to be eliminated. The display of pain has to be clear.)

A. Keaton Batman

B. Master Chief

C. Worf

D. Simon Phoenix

E. Darth Vader

F. Chewbacca

G. Little Mac

H. Mario

I. Inspector Gadget

J. Alien

K. Lara Croft

L. Lou Ferrigno Hulk

How has no one responded to this yet? @johnnyz256 you always have cool and creative battles!

Have to think about this one, I lol'd when I saw Little Mac from Punch out!

@green_skaar: Thanks! I try to be original!

Do they have standard gear?

If so, stops at B. Master Chief's armor could tank it all, and John wouldn't feel a thing.

The kid fails so miserably against Master Chief that he mercy kills him

The only man durable enough to beat Kevin McCallister is John McClane.

These aren't direct confrontations. How would everyone else fare?

@johnnyz256: I take back everything bad that I've ever said about your battles. They are original and funny.

I'd say that it stops at J.

Stops at MC.

The characters are out of order, because I believe a couple of the higher-ups can be taken out easily than the former.

@jimmy_rustler: Thanks, Jimmy.

It's closing in on Christmas, so I'll bump this.