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#1 Edited by ComicStooge (12427 posts) - - Show Bio

You are the newly appointed Commissioner of the Gotham City Police Department and your first order of business is to bring down the Batman! After discovering his identity, you've raided his Batcave, arrested the other members of the Batfamily and now have him on the run. It's up to you to devise a plan to bring him in, dead or alive! You catch wind of the fact that Bruce will soon be visiting the site of his parents' murder and will prepare to ambush him.

Setting: Batman starts off in Crime Alley at midnight

Rules

- Bruce is caught off guard by your ambush and has no prep

- He has no backup, vehicles or safehouses in Gotham and only his suit and gear with him on his belt (grapple gun, batarangs, smoke pellets etc)

- Bruce has morals on

- You will not participate in the battle itself, but will just be commanding your forces

- Assume it is more favorable to catch him alive

- This Pre-New 52 Batman

- You have 1 day prep

You have at your disposal:

- 30 standard police officers (all of which are armed with pistols and batons)

- 4 police snipers

- 2 SWAT teams (along with 2 SWAT vans)

- 10 Riot control agents (armed with tear gas grenade launchers and riot shields, one member also has a flashbang grenade)

- 2 police helicopters

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#2 Posted by dondave (35985 posts) - - Show Bio

Gas the street, Bruce Wayne falls unconscious

#3 Posted by Floopay (8721 posts) - - Show Bio

Caught off guard? No prep?

I take this easily.

I have the two copters fly near him, with spot lights searching the opposite direction as him. He should think he's pretty well hidden.

A sniper shoots him in the leg, because of the loud copter, he shouldn't hear the gunshot or have any chance of dodging. Plus the choppers keep him distracted.

Then some flash bangs get thrown in his direction, blinding, stunning, and deafening him. A tear gas grenade gets thrown at him at the same time, and the Riot control agents swarm him with their gas masks, shields, etc.

Thanks for reading,

Floopay

#4 Posted by Batman242 (4860 posts) - - Show Bio

@Floopay: ....and then Gotham burns to ashes.

#5 Posted by ComicStooge (12427 posts) - - Show Bio

@dondave said:

Gas the street, Bruce Wayne falls unconscious

Wouldn't the gas give him an opportunity to escape, as long as he holds his breath?

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#6 Posted by Floopay (8721 posts) - - Show Bio

@Batman242 said:

@Floopay: ....and then Gotham burns to ashes.

Agreed. I guess that would make me Batman's most successful villain.

Thanks for reading,

Floopay

#7 Posted by Batman242 (4860 posts) - - Show Bio

@Floopay: Yea, but at what cost?! AT WHAT COST?!?!

#8 Posted by dondave (35985 posts) - - Show Bio

@ComicStooge: not if he's not expecting it, they work pretty quickly

#9 Edited by name12345 (560 posts) - - Show Bio

30 standard police officers - surround him!

4 police snipers - shoot his legs!

2 SWAT teams - on the roofs!

10 Riot control agents - inside near buildings!

2 police helicopters - follow him!

all in position... at my signal, unleash hell !!! 3.. 2.. 1.. (i win)

#10 Posted by DireDrill (2447 posts) - - Show Bio

@Floopay said:

Caught off guard? No prep?

I take this easily.

I have the two copters fly near him, with spot lights searching the opposite direction as him. He should think he's pretty well hidden.

A sniper shoots him in the leg, because of the loud copter, he shouldn't hear the gunshot or have any chance of dodging. Plus the choppers keep him distracted.

Then some flash bangs get thrown in his direction, blinding, stunning, and deafening him. A tear gas grenade gets thrown at him at the same time, and the Riot control agents swarm him with their gas masks, shields, etc.

Thanks for reading,

Floopay

This would not work. Batman would instantly hit both search lights with batarangs and use a grapple gun to get onto the chopper. Nerve strikes grant him control of the chopper and her flies off into the darkness.

@dondave said:

Gas the street, Bruce Wayne falls unconscious

Batman pulls a rebreather from his utility belt and activates his lenses allowing him to more easily escape. Never try that against a man who commonly fights against gas using foes.

Batman may be caught off guard but he has prepared for this eventuality as he knows he fights crime illegally. Police resources would not be enough to bring him down.

#11 Posted by Floopay (8721 posts) - - Show Bio

@DireDrill said:

@Floopay said:

Caught off guard? No prep?

I take this easily.

I have the two copters fly near him, with spot lights searching the opposite direction as him. He should think he's pretty well hidden.

A sniper shoots him in the leg, because of the loud copter, he shouldn't hear the gunshot or have any chance of dodging. Plus the choppers keep him distracted.

Then some flash bangs get thrown in his direction, blinding, stunning, and deafening him. A tear gas grenade gets thrown at him at the same time, and the Riot control agents swarm him with their gas masks, shields, etc.

Thanks for reading,

Floopay

This would not work. Batman would instantly hit both search lights with batarangs and use a grapple gun to get onto the chopper. Nerve strikes grant him control of the chopper and her flies off into the darkness.

@dondave said:

Gas the street, Bruce Wayne falls unconscious

Batman pulls a rebreather from his utility belt and activates his lenses allowing him to more easily escape. Never try that against a man who commonly fights against gas using foes.

Batman may be caught off guard but he has prepared for this eventuality as he knows he fights crime illegally. Police resources would not be enough to bring him down.

Choppers aren't close enough for him to do that, I even stated they were near him, but flying opposite of him, and they are in Gotham, which means...you know...tall buildings, so he ain't grappling or bataranging anything.

Thanks for reading,

Floopay

#12 Posted by joewell (6284 posts) - - Show Bio

@Floopay: He could use a few smoke pellets to not get sniped, then grapple his way to the top and grapple on the heli

#13 Posted by DireDrill (2447 posts) - - Show Bio

Batman's lenses would allow him to see your sniper and the choppers wouldn't distract him. If they aren't a direct threat then he would ignore them and concentrate on finding more local threats.

The Police simply do not have the equipment or training to take him down.

#14 Posted by Floopay (8721 posts) - - Show Bio

@joewell said:

@Floopay: He could use a few smoke pellets to not get sniped, then grapple his way to the top and grapple on the heli

The OP states I have the element of surprise, he has no idea there is a sniper there, so why would he smoke pellet? Batman doesn't walk around in a perpetual state of having fog-machine levels of smoke pouring around him.

Thanks for reading,

Floopay

#15 Posted by charlieboy (7158 posts) - - Show Bio

I just don't think either of the scenarios listed are going to work. Batman has gotten through way worse then this.

#16 Posted by CalebHara (2329 posts) - - Show Bio

@name12345 said:

30 standard police officers - surround him!

4 police snipers - shoot his legs!

2 SWAT teams - on the roofs!

10 Riot control agents - inside near buildings!

2 police helicopters - follow him!

all in position... at my signal, unleash hell !!! 3.. 2.. 1.. (i win)

Hospitilizes the officers

Dodges the bullets

Humiliates the SWAT teams

Crashes the copters

Bruce FTW

#17 Posted by joewell (6284 posts) - - Show Bio

My Plan: Tel the 2 plans to kamakkazie themselves directly at Batman, then get everybody else to shoot and throw bombs in the flames. Then I tell the S.W.A.T. team to drive the vans over the flames and let them explode, Then all the normal police will steal street cars and drive them into the flame. Next I tell everybody to take off there cloths and put them in the fire, to fuel it. And last i have the remaining members steel some gas from the nearest gas station steal all there gas to make bomb vest and run into the flame.

Do i win?

#18 Posted by ComicStooge (12427 posts) - - Show Bio

@joewell said:

My Plan: Tel the 2 plans to kamakkazie themselves directly at Batman, then get everybody else to shoot and throw bombs in the flames. Then I tell the S.W.A.T. team to drive the vans over the flames and let them explode, Then all the normal police will steal street cars and drive them into the flame. Next I tell everybody to take off there cloths and put them in the fire, to fuel it. And last i have the remaining members steel some gas from the nearest gas station steal all there gas to make bomb vest and run into the flame.

Do i win?

I wouldn't say so.

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#19 Posted by joewell (6284 posts) - - Show Bio

@ComicStooge: Why?

#20 Posted by ComicStooge (12427 posts) - - Show Bio

@joewell said:

@ComicStooge: Why?

He could easily just quickly deal with the two guys at the beginning of the plan and get away.

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#21 Posted by joewell (6284 posts) - - Show Bio

@ComicStooge: How do you run away from something coming from both sides while your trapped in an alley?

#22 Posted by ComicStooge (12427 posts) - - Show Bio

@joewell said:

@ComicStooge: How do you run away from something coming from both sides while your trapped in an alley?

By using his grapple gun to go up the building?

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#23 Posted by Barry West (148 posts) - - Show Bio

I throw a Pokeball and catch him ^_^

#24 Posted by joewell (6284 posts) - - Show Bio

@ComicStooge: Then the helis could go upwards and anyys the explosion would still hit him and send him flying ( to be sniped and blown up multiple times )

#25 Posted by ComicStooge (12427 posts) - - Show Bio

@joewell said:

@ComicStooge: Then the helis could go upwards and anyys the explosion would still hit him and send him flying ( to be sniped and blown up multiple times )

But they don't have explosives.

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#26 Posted by joewell (6284 posts) - - Show Bio

@ComicStooge: But the gas tank will explode from the impacted.

#27 Posted by ComicStooge (12427 posts) - - Show Bio

@joewell said:

@ComicStooge: But the gas tank will explode from the impacted.

Of the SWAT cars? I don't think vehicles explode quite so easily.

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#28 Posted by joewell (6284 posts) - - Show Bio

@ComicStooge: No of helicopters, and this is in the fictional world, everything explodes easily

#29 Posted by ComicStooge (12427 posts) - - Show Bio

@joewell said:

@ComicStooge: No of helicopters, and this is in the fictional world, everything explodes easily

Whatever you say, dude. It's your plan.

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#30 Posted by minigunman123 (3116 posts) - - Show Bio

Seriously?

Not even hard.

Have the snipers set up a cross-fire, put the spotlights on the tombstone, shoot him in the legs and arms. Have the SWAT officers hiding in trees, freshly dug graves, whatever, have them gas the entire area around him, mission accomplished.

#31 Posted by Ancient_0f_Days (11977 posts) - - Show Bio

They wont touch Bruce.

He is fast enough to deflect bullets shot at him with a machine-gun

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Batman dodges gunfire from a gatling gun which can fire bullets at 5000 rounds per minute:

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Batman is able to dodge gunfire from Deadshot at close range and disappear from sight:

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Batman dodges bullets fired from a SMG, closes the gap and takes down the gunman:

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Batman is able to snatch the guns out of the hands of mobsters before they can react:

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With his back turned, Batman jumps into the open seat of the Batmobile while it's speeding towards him:

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Batman is able to on top of and over a car to make the thugs driving it crash, despite the fact that he is slightly injured:

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Dodges security lasers from a high-tech security system, despite being in a weakened condition:

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After shutting off the security system, Batman flips and balances on tiny wall clenches to avoid pressure plates on the ceiling and floor:

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Dodges gunfire in an enclosed environment, and is able to duck under bullets

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Dodges bullets from cops at close range without looking.

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They won't catch Bruce

Disappears out of sight from a police officer then sneaks up on him a second later

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Disappears out of sight of Azrael while standing right in front of him to Azrael's surprise

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Flash (Jay Garrick) using his super speed is unable to find Batman after his shadow disappears out of sight

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Disappears on Martian Manhunter after remotely shutting off the lights for just a moment

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They won't survive Bruce.

Ricocheting a batarang off of a statue, hitting three targets

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Tossing a batarang before the thug could pull the trigger from ten feet away

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Tossing his batarang before Deadshot could draw in a western style duel

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Tossing a knife at a helicopter and downed it, tossed a ski rod at a mini heli and downed it, ricochet a batarang off of several surfaces to hit an opponent in the back

Ricocheting a batarang off of six surfaces with it heading directly for it's target.

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Wayne will win and beat me to within an inch of my life if i don't tell him where the rest of the bat-family are.

Batman: WHERE ARE THEYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!

#32 Posted by joewell (6284 posts) - - Show Bio

@Ancient_0f_Days: What about me technequik

#33 Posted by Ancient_0f_Days (11977 posts) - - Show Bio

@joewell said:

My Plan: Tel the 2 plans to kamakkazie themselves directly at Batman, then get everybody else to shoot and throw bombs in the flames. Then I tell the S.W.A.T. team to drive the vans over the flames and let them explode, Then all the normal police will steal street cars and drive them into the flame. Next I tell everybody to take off there cloths and put them in the fire, to fuel it. And last i have the remaining members steel some gas from the nearest gas station steal all there gas to make bomb vest and run into the flame.

Do i win?

No

#34 Posted by Sideslash (5907 posts) - - Show Bio

I stare him down.

#35 Posted by Ancient_0f_Days (11977 posts) - - Show Bio

@Sideslash said:

I stare him down.

You're gonna stare down batman?

Batman:

You:

#36 Posted by Lady_Liberty (8279 posts) - - Show Bio

I'm not convinced this is winnable. Sniping Bruce seems like the best plan, but best case you put one bullet in each leg before he reacts with a smoke pellet or something. After that he's gone.

#37 Posted by Sideslash (5907 posts) - - Show Bio

@Ancient_0f_Days: You seem to ascribe superhuman powers to Batman that you believe he can make my head explode. Possibly via some psionic powers. Besides, it'd be the kind of staring down he gets from people who know they have him beaten.

A malicious stare, with just a slight hint of a smirk.

#38 Posted by Ancient_0f_Days (11977 posts) - - Show Bio

@Sideslash said:

@Ancient_0f_Days: You seem to ascribe superhuman powers to Batman that you believe he can make my head explode. Possibly via some psionic powers. Besides, it'd be the kind of staring down he gets from people who know they have him beaten.

A malicious stare, with just a slight hint of a smirk.

Its called the Bat-stare, its as dangerous as the dramatic chipmunk

That chipmunk made Tay Zonday's head explode on South Park. Your shoulders will be bloody and headless

#39 Posted by Sideslash (5907 posts) - - Show Bio

@Ancient_0f_Days: They call me the cerebral assassin, bro. I'd be messin' with his Bat-mind.

#40 Posted by Ancient_0f_Days (11977 posts) - - Show Bio

@Sideslash said:

@Ancient_0f_Days: They call me the cerebral assassin, bro. I'd be messin' with his Bat-mind.

He's got a little something for that.

#41 Posted by Park (2974 posts) - - Show Bio

- 30 standard police officers (all of which are armed with pistols and batons)

- 4 police snipers

- 2 SWAT teams (along with 2 SWAT vans)

- 10 Riot control agents (armed with tear gas grenade launchers and riot shields, one member also has a flashbang grenade)

- 2 police helicopters

I'd set up the 2 snipers on the rooftops at the entrance and end of crime alley. They would set up a firing zone on the alley and hold until an order is given. Then 10 riot control agents would be waiting in the buildings on either side of the alley using their riot shields to bar entry to the indoors. I'd put my two swat teams on the roofs of the buildings the swat team are in as a counter measure against Batman grappling away. 10 police officers would be divided even onto the sniper positions to guard against Batman grappling up to them. The last twenty would wait on my mark at either side of the alley's entrance to barricade the way to keep Batman from escaping to the streets.

The riot officer with the flashbang would throw it into the alley stunning Batman. If he's successfully stunned the police can apprehend him peacefully. If he dodges then the snipers will be tasked with incapacitating him while the swat teams open fire from above. All the standard police will barricade Batman from exiting the alley while the choppers keep lights on him.

How'd I do?

#42 Posted by Ancient_0f_Days (11977 posts) - - Show Bio

@Park: Nope, Batman will disappear on all of you, down your helis, and leave. People Like Martian Manhunter, Jay Garrick and Superman got ghosted on in tighter spaces, how are a bunch of cops gonna do any better?

#43 Posted by Park (2974 posts) - - Show Bio

@Ancient_0f_Days: With a side a bacon that's how.

#44 Posted by Ancient_0f_Days (11977 posts) - - Show Bio

@Park said:

@Ancient_0f_Days: With a side a bacon that's how.

I think a hotdog would work better

.............maybe...

#45 Posted by Park (2974 posts) - - Show Bio

@Ancient_0f_Days: Didn't a hot dog also eat batman?

#46 Posted by Ancient_0f_Days (11977 posts) - - Show Bio

@Park said:

@Ancient_0f_Days: Didn't a hot dog also eat batman?

Yes.....

But then Batman ate a real hotdog....

True Justice ........

#47 Posted by Saren (25569 posts) - - Show Bio

I lay off the cops, sell all the equipment and use the money to hire Deathstroke.

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#48 Posted by Lady_Liberty (8279 posts) - - Show Bio

@CitizenBane said:

I lay off the cops, sell all the equipment and use the money to hire Deathstroke.

Lol!

#49 Posted by TheBane2890 (1958 posts) - - Show Bio

I want to get a little creative with this, if I can!

The 30 standard police officers (all of which are armed with pistols and batons) are ready and waiting inside the theater. They will rush Batman on my signal. The 4 police snipers are positioned on both sides of the alley above the spot where Bruce's parents died. Surprise number 1, one of the snipers is actually Deadshot. If he takes down Bats, his criminal file is erased. The 2 SWAT teams are each positioned in the buildings alongside the spot where Bruce's parents died. Surprise 2 and 3; One Swat team is lead by Bane, the other by Deathstroke. Again their criminal records will be wiped clean if Bat's is defeated. The 2 SWAT vans will cut cut off each end of the alley once the two SWAT teams attack Bats. The 10 Riot control agents are positioned on the third floor of each building surrounding Bruce. Surprise 4 one of the agents is actually Jonathan Crane, and his fear toxin (stronger and more powerful then ever before) is actually used in the tear gas canisters. The 2 police helicopters will fly over crime alley once the fear gas is launched, but high enough up, so as not to disperse the gas. The flood lights from the copters will be used in flashing patterns, to distract and disorient Bat's as the fear toxin takes effect. Once the copters distract Bat's,Deadshot and the other snipers will open fire on Bats. As they open fire Bane and Deathstroke will lead their teams in on Bat's. As they move in the police officers will rush Bat's as well. Bat's gets F'ed up, and ends up in a police van, with extra shackles, plus Bane and Deathstroke as guards. Batman finally goes to jail!

#50 Posted by Ancient_0f_Days (11977 posts) - - Show Bio

This has been done, and it can happen again.

In any scenario where cops are involved, they will fail.