Carnage and Venom vs Deadpool

Deadpool

He can't die. >_>

Deadpool gets stomped by either of them. Deadpool vs Carnage is a mismatch, adding Venom is beyond overkill. Deadpool might have a chance against Gargan Venom or early-days Flash Venom, but not with Carnage against him, too.

deadpool extra loses. Both of these two outclass him.

Unless he has prep to grab some extreme heat and sonic based weaponry, he's boned.

Thanks for reading,

Floopay

@War_Hulk_Kills_Sentry2 said:

@The_Lunact_And_Manic: he can die but no one really knows how to the other 2 he's got a new comic about him trying to kill himself and he cant so how do these 2 win and even if he could die with his swordsman skill and gunshot skill and teleportation how do they possibly kill them i made this to find how they would do it i dont just want a simple answer

He can't die, Thanos cursed him so he'll never see Death again (Yeah, he was in love with death.)

Unless something happened in the last year, they can't kill him; but they can K.O and maybe BFR him.

@War_Hulk_Kills_Sentry2 said:

@The_Lunact_And_Manic: everything can die or he would be able to defeat TOAA his figuring out how to do it but just hasnt yet

To kill him, you must first kill Thanos, and I don't think Carnage or Venom could do that.

He's actually trying to kill TOAA/The writer in Killustred story arc... :P

the symbiotes rip off deadpool's arms off and beat to unconscious , after he comes to and regrows them, they do it again.

finally venom and carnage can bond as father and spawn :)

@War_Hulk_Kills_Sentry2: Deadpool doesn't even have a healing factor any more. I'm pretty sure the life curse is gone, too. I'll have to go reread Dead, though.

Deadpool could take venom...but not canage and venom.

@Esquire: He got his HF back, that's I'm sure.

@theDCkid said:

Deadpool could take venom...but not canage and venom.

He couldn't take Venom.

He can't even take Spider-Man.

@tomlikesfries said:

@The_Lunact_And_Manic said:

Deadpool

He can't die. >_>

But he can be knocked out or drowned. Or both.

@War_Hulk_Kills_Sentry2 said:

to the death

@The_Lunact_And_Manic said:

@Esquire: He got his HF back, that's I'm sure.

Was this really recently? I haven't read anything with Deadpool for a couple months, but that's not on the Wiki yet, even.

The team wins

@Esquire: I'm pretty sure he healed from something the last issue...

Or I'm really confusing everything. :P

@The_Lunact_And_Manic: You're probably right. I haven't kept up with the last couple of issues.

@War_Hulk_Kills_Sentry2: Err, no, Deadpool couldn't dream about tagging someone as fast as Spider-Man.

Spider-Man and Venom could both K.O him in one punch.

@War_Hulk_Kills_Sentry2 said:

WHY DOES THE TEAM WIN. WHY DOES EDDIE OR CLETUS SOLO EASILY GOSH

Do you read comics?

@War_Hulk_Kills_Sentry2 said:

WHY DOES THE TEAM WIN. WHY DOES EDDIE OR CLETUS SOLO EASILY GOSH

Literally dozens of times faster and stronger, both can and will create weapons out of the symbiote that can kill DP assuming he doesn't have the Life Curse. They're too fast for him to tag, and he's never (or at least very, very rarely) used weapons that have a prayer of putting Venom down, much less Carnage. Cassidy could probably take him over with a symbiote, too. Unless he had that ability removed after Carnage USA? I can't remember. But both of his enemies are faster and stronger than Spider-Man, who's far faster and stronger than Deadpool. He can neither tag nor injure either of them, and they can heal from it almost instantly even if he could.

@War_Hulk_Kills_Sentry2: It's against the rules to make a biased battle thread.

@tomlikesfries said:

@The_Lunact_And_Manic said:

@tomlikesfries said:

@The_Lunact_And_Manic said:

Deadpool

He can't die. >_>

But he can be knocked out or drowned. Or both.

@War_Hulk_Kills_Sentry2 said:

to the death

@tomlikesfries said:

But he can be knocked out or drowned. Or both.

And he would be KO forever, not dead.

@War_Hulk_Kills_Sentry2 said:

Anyways i havent actually said who i think would win but unless u didnt guess it is deadpool because of his fighting and shooting skill and his teleportation and his healing factor im not saying venom and carnage dont put up one hell of a fight im just siding with deadpool because he goes on for much longer and there is a limit for the symbiots sorry

Bullets and swords will do literally no damage to either Venom or Carnage. Deadpool no longer has a teleportation device, and he didn't rely on it in combat even when he did have it. Assuming this is current Venom, Flash has very good skills. And he can actually hurt Deadpool. Even with his HF, tendrils through the brain will KO him, and he's not fast enough to dodge them. Both symbiotes have healing factors, too, so they can go on just as long as Deadpool.

@Esquire: +1

@War_Hulk_Kills_Sentry2 said:

@FiMFTW: he would decapetate spidey and WHY cant he take venom

Spider-Man has never had much of any difficulty against Deadpool.

Team stomps,,either one could solo..to the death you say?? This fight takes place in the bat cave,,luckily there's a piece of Wayne tech stashed near the computer that just so happens to kill deadpool, that's why no one could kill him, Bruce had it all along

Venom alone would rip Wade apart, DP cant die but he can be KO'd. He can be defeated you guys it's just that he can't be killed permanently.

I was gonna say spite until I read the OP. THE OP says dp can use ANY WEAPONS!!!! In that case dp does have a chance...lol. sonic grenades, flamethrowers, incendiaries.....hell he can even bring a Bell to the battlefield.

Some good loud music should do the trick and finish those creatures off with a flamethrower and napalm grenade.

in all seriousness Symbiotes takes this easily, first the Symbiotes are to fast and their reach of attack is pretty long. One punch from eaither should KO Deadpool but thats IMO.