#1 Posted by MasterJohn (2471 posts) - - Show Bio

Morals off, bloodlust off

Battle ends in death or KO.

Batman is armed with a machette, a batarang, and 2 gadgets.

No prep, random encounter.

Battle takes place on The Black Peral.

Who wins?

#2 Posted by dondave (37459 posts) - - Show Bio

Jack Sparrow

#3 Posted by AllStarSuperman (21870 posts) - - Show Bio

Batman

#4 Posted by Outside_85 (9027 posts) - - Show Bio

Batman, Jack has a chaotic frame of mind and is a decent swordsman, but thats it.

#5 Posted by BigCimmerian (8314 posts) - - Show Bio

Jack Sparrow is one of my favorite characters, but Batman destroys him effortlessly. The battle would end in one second and Batman would one shot him.

#6 Posted by sync1 (2969 posts) - - Show Bio

@dondave said:

Jack Sparrow

Care to explain?

#7 Posted by Stompa (1278 posts) - - Show Bio

Well fight takes place on the black pearl and jack has done some crazy stuff on that ship and could propably avoid the fight for quite some time.....when cornered he would start to argue and debate with Bats and offer him a deal.....and with morals off he gets a punch in the face and thats it.

#8 Posted by MasterJohn (2471 posts) - - Show Bio

Some may say Jack wins in a swords vs machette battle, what do you guys think of that?

#9 Posted by Dextersinister (6155 posts) - - Show Bio

@MasterJohn said:

Some may say Jack wins in a swords vs machette battle, what do you guys think of that?

There won't be a sword fight he takes a fist or batarang to the face, he can't possibly compete with Batman's speed.

#10 Posted by Nefarious (20380 posts) - - Show Bio

Batman.

#11 Posted by Esquire (3833 posts) - - Show Bio

@MasterJohn said:

Some may say Jack wins in a swords vs machette battle, what do you guys think of that?

Batman has defeated Ra's al Ghul in a swordfight, and Ra's has been training for centuries. With his massive speed and strength advantage as well as ample evidence of his sword skill, I see no reason that Batman wouldn't win a swordfight.

#12 Edited by UltimateHero0406 (2171 posts) - - Show Bio

Batman rapes. He is a master of all known martial arts, including multiple styles of swordsmanship. Add in gadgets and he wins. Plus he's Batman so...

#13 Posted by SSJLozza (1528 posts) - - Show Bio

Clearly Batman.

#14 Posted by XiiX (8270 posts) - - Show Bio

Batman.

#15 Posted by MasterJohn (2471 posts) - - Show Bio

@UltimateHero0406 said:

Batman rapes. He is a master of all known martial arts, including multiple styles of swordsmanship. Add in gadgets and he wins. Plus he's Batman so...

Out of respect for the thousands of rape victims a year you couldn't have used a different word? Must you come on MY thread and use that kind of language? Please stay away from me and my threads.

#16 Posted by N0tS0An0nym0us (907 posts) - - Show Bio

@MasterJohn: this thread's a joke and you know it

#17 Posted by UltimateHero0406 (2171 posts) - - Show Bio

@MasterJohn: Whoops, sorry.

#18 Posted by MasterJohn (2471 posts) - - Show Bio

@N0tS0An0nym0us said:

@MasterJohn: this thread's a joke and you know it

what a load of hogwash.

#19 Edited by emad_ishtiaque (370 posts) - - Show Bio

This thread is kind of a joke. Jack Sparrow's feats dont compare to Batmans.

#20 Posted by Quartermaim (617 posts) - - Show Bio

@MasterJohn said:

@N0tS0An0nym0us said:

@MasterJohn: this thread's a joke and you know it

what a load of hogwash.

Sparrow might have had a better chance if you had used Batman from Nolan's films.

#21 Posted by PrinceAragorn1 (17419 posts) - - Show Bio

I know what Jack's chances of winning are, but the volume of entertainment he's given me makes my loyalty stir up and say "Captain Jack sparrow for the win" :D

Sorry Bats, this is the only thread where I'm voting due to coolness factor, and you're outmatched here :)

#22 Posted by ImTheDamnBatman (3548 posts) - - Show Bio

Batman utterly destroys in a massive spite thread.

#23 Posted by tomchu (522 posts) - - Show Bio

Batman because he's Batman. Also, Batman.