Captain Jack Sparrow vs Batman

#1 Posted by MasterJohn (2472 posts) - 5 months, 3 days ago - Show Bio

Morals off, bloodlust off

Battle ends in death or KO.

Batman is armed with a machette, a batarang, and 2 gadgets.

No prep, random encounter.

Battle takes place on The Black Peral.

Who wins?

#2 Posted by dondave (7580 posts) - 5 months, 3 days ago - Show Bio

Jack Sparrow

#3 Posted by AllStarSuperman (3340 posts) - 5 months, 3 days ago - Show Bio

Batman

#4 Posted by Outside_85 (4655 posts) - 5 months, 3 days ago - Show Bio

Batman, Jack has a chaotic frame of mind and is a decent swordsman, but thats it.

#5 Posted by BigCimmerian (4351 posts) - 5 months, 3 days ago - Show Bio

Jack Sparrow is one of my favorite characters, but Batman destroys him effortlessly. The battle would end in one second and Batman would one shot him.

#6 Posted by sync1 (645 posts) - 5 months, 3 days ago - Show Bio

@dondave said:

Jack Sparrow

Care to explain?

#7 Posted by Stompa (826 posts) - 5 months, 3 days ago - Show Bio

Well fight takes place on the black pearl and jack has done some crazy stuff on that ship and could propably avoid the fight for quite some time.....when cornered he would start to argue and debate with Bats and offer him a deal.....and with morals off he gets a punch in the face and thats it.

#8 Posted by MasterJohn (2472 posts) - 5 months, 3 days ago - Show Bio

Some may say Jack wins in a swords vs machette battle, what do you guys think of that?

#9 Posted by Dextersinister (2923 posts) - 5 months, 3 days ago - Show Bio

@MasterJohn said:

Some may say Jack wins in a swords vs machette battle, what do you guys think of that?

There won't be a sword fight he takes a fist or batarang to the face, he can't possibly compete with Batman's speed.

#10 Posted by Nefarious (16259 posts) - 5 months, 3 days ago - Show Bio

Batman.

#11 Posted by Esquire (3217 posts) - 5 months, 3 days ago - Show Bio

@MasterJohn said:

Some may say Jack wins in a swords vs machette battle, what do you guys think of that?

Batman has defeated Ra's al Ghul in a swordfight, and Ra's has been training for centuries. With his massive speed and strength advantage as well as ample evidence of his sword skill, I see no reason that Batman wouldn't win a swordfight.

#12 Edited by UltimateHero0406 (1863 posts) - 5 months, 2 days ago - Show Bio

Batman rapes. He is a master of all known martial arts, including multiple styles of swordsmanship. Add in gadgets and he wins. Plus he's Batman so...

#13 Posted by SSJLozza (1116 posts) - 5 months, 2 days ago - Show Bio

Clearly Batman.

#14 Posted by XiiX (2371 posts) - 5 months, 2 days ago - Show Bio

Batman.

#15 Posted by MasterJohn (2472 posts) - 5 months, 2 days ago - Show Bio

@UltimateHero0406 said:

Batman rapes. He is a master of all known martial arts, including multiple styles of swordsmanship. Add in gadgets and he wins. Plus he's Batman so...

Out of respect for the thousands of rape victims a year you couldn't have used a different word? Must you come on MY thread and use that kind of language? Please stay away from me and my threads.

#16 Posted by N0tS0An0nym0us (907 posts) - 5 months, 2 days ago - Show Bio

@MasterJohn: this thread's a joke and you know it

#17 Posted by UltimateHero0406 (1863 posts) - 5 months, 2 days ago - Show Bio

@MasterJohn: Whoops, sorry.

#18 Posted by MasterJohn (2472 posts) - 5 months, 2 days ago - Show Bio

@N0tS0An0nym0us said:

@MasterJohn: this thread's a joke and you know it

what a load of hogwash.

#19 Edited by emad_ishtiaque (251 posts) - 5 months, 2 days ago - Show Bio

This thread is kind of a joke. Jack Sparrow's feats dont compare to Batmans.

#20 Posted by Quartermaim (465 posts) - 5 months, 2 days ago - Show Bio

@MasterJohn said:

@N0tS0An0nym0us said:

@MasterJohn: this thread's a joke and you know it

what a load of hogwash.

Sparrow might have had a better chance if you had used Batman from Nolan's films.

#21 Posted by PrinceAragorn1 (4574 posts) - 5 months, 2 days ago - Show Bio

I know what Jack's chances of winning are, but the volume of entertainment he's given me makes my loyalty stir up and say "Captain Jack sparrow for the win" :D

Sorry Bats, this is the only thread where I'm voting due to coolness factor, and you're outmatched here :)

#22 Posted by ImTheDamnBatman (2755 posts) - 5 months, 2 days ago - Show Bio

Batman utterly destroys in a massive spite thread.

#23 Posted by tomchu (410 posts) - 5 months, 2 days ago - Show Bio

Batman because he's Batman. Also, Batman.

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