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#1  Edited By PushMunky

 Captain America
 Captain America
VS.  
 
 Grey Hulk  (Joe Fixit)
 Grey Hulk  (Joe Fixit)
Scenario :
 
  Bruce Banner is laying low in LasVegas . He has lunch at a casino buffet and heads across the street to catch a Blue Man Group performance. Along the way, he is propositioned by a tranny whore. He refuses, and so the tranny gets mad & slaps him in the junk. This makes Bruce very angry. You wouldn't like him when he's angry. So now, Grey Hulk is throwing a huge temper tantrum in the middle of down town LasVegas, destroying everything. The Mayor calls & asks the Avengers for help. Cap just happens to be in the area, so he jumps in a helicopter and heads toward the Hulk. A policeman on the scene briefs Captain America of the situation via radio communication while his helo is in route, so he's going in with a good idea of the situation and the layout of the battlefield. Once over 'ground zero', Cap has the pilot hover at a thousand feet. He's decided to jump in, to have the element of surprise.  He's in peak physical condition, and of course, has his shield.  For the sake of this battle, we'll say that Grey Hulk will remain grey, and not go green after getting really pissed off.
 
How do you see this playing out?
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#2  Edited By jojjimbo

Cap gets smashed lol. 
no really, i don't see any way(outside of some plot devise) for Cap to win this.

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#3  Edited By Super_SoldierXII

Cap loses. 
 
Can possibly contain Grey Hulk for a time. But there is no conceivable way he can put him down.
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#4  Edited By PushMunky

Brute strength isn't everything. Cap is so fast & so agile, (& not to mention a tactical genius) I don't see Grey being able to get ahold of him.

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Grey Hulk curbstomps. Spite.
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#6  Edited By PushMunky
@venomoushatred1001 said:
Grey Hulk curbstomps. Spite.
It really isn't spite. Cap has taken down bigger bulls than Grey before. This isn't spite. Its a case of brains vs. brawn.
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@Jake454 said:
@venomoushatred1001 said:
Grey Hulk curbstomps. Spite.
It really isn't spite. Cap has taken down bigger bulls than Grey before. 

When? And it is spite. Cap has no chance of beating even Grey Hulk.
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#8  Edited By jojjimbo
@Jake454 said:
Brute strength isn't everything. Cap is so fast & so agile, (& not to mention a tactical genius) I don't see Grey being able to get ahold of him.
That is true, Cap is faster and more agile. but in then end, Cap just doesn't have the strength or power to hurt GH...and stalling isn't a win. as i said before. out side of some type of plot-devise...i don't see Cap winning this.
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#9  Edited By PushMunky

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Okay, fine.
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Grey Hulk.

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#11  Edited By OptimusPalm

Gotta go with Grey Hulk. Caps got no way to hurt him.
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#12  Edited By progenitorigin

As much as I would love to say Cap in this instance, Grey Hulk would probably take it, unless . . . 
 
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#13  Edited By Boobster

Hulk wins.

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#14  Edited By whacknasty
@progenitor said:

As much as I would love to say Cap in this instance, Grey Hulk would probably take it, unless . . . 
 
Lol.  Thats awesome in a weird, mean uncle harassing his nephew type of way. 
 
I'm waiting to see the scans of Cap blocking a green Hulk's punch with his shield... : )
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#15  Edited By progenitorigin
@whacknasty said:
@progenitor said:

As much as I would love to say Cap in this instance, Grey Hulk would probably take it, unless . . . 
 
Lol.  Thats awesome in a weird, mean uncle harassing his nephew type of way.  I'm waiting to see the scans of Cap blocking a green Hulk's punch with his shield... : )


 
 
;)
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#16  Edited By Erik
@Jake454 said:
@venomoushatred1001 said:
Grey Hulk curbstomps. Spite.
It really isn't spite. Cap has taken down bigger bulls than Grey before. This isn't spite. Its a case of brains vs. brawn.
Not really. Joe Fixit is actually a cunning fighter. He might not be in labs making with the chemistry but he as displayed that he is capable in a fight.
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#17  Edited By Super_SoldierXII
@progenitor said:

As much as I would love to say Cap in this instance, Grey Hulk would probably take it, unless . . . 
 

LOL ya... like that one. However, even if we don't consider that KO as PIS ... while Rhino has Grey Hulk's base strength levels, he lacks the healing factor. Grey Hulk heals every bit as fast as Wolverine does. This, coupled with his natural durability, I just don't see how anything CA throws at him won't be much more than a mere annoyance.
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#18  Edited By FLCL1
@venomoushatred1001 said:
Grey Hulk curbstomps. Spite.
no
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#19  Edited By Blob

Grey Hulk wins but the picture you used for Grey Hulk is actually a picture of Ultimate Hulk from a comic cover lol

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@FLCL1 said:

@venomoushatred1001 said:
Grey Hulk curbstomps. Spite.
no


 

Elaborate.
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#21  Edited By iamwarmachine

SPITE
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#22  Edited By Super_Gui_1

cap only chance is his ultimate move ''pis power''

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#23  Edited By Erik
@progenitor said:
@whacknasty said:
@progenitor said:

As much as I would love to say Cap in this instance, Grey Hulk would probably take it, unless . . . 
 
Lol.  Thats awesome in a weird, mean uncle harassing his nephew type of way.  I'm waiting to see the scans of Cap blocking a green Hulk's punch with his shield... : )


  ;)
There is nothing actually wrong with that scan when you consider the abilities of the shield.
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Wait, is Cap actually jumping out from the chopper at 1000 feet to get the drop on Hulk?
He'd be a bloddy smear before the fight even starts as soon as he lands.
And by lands I mean crash against the ground/Hulk.
Should he somwhow survive that, Hulk would make quick work of him.
I saw the shield-absorbing feat. Well, it should work due to the properties of the Vibranium in it, but after the block he is dangerously close to being grabbed and squeeeeeeeesed to death.

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#25  Edited By SilverGalford

maybe cap is clever and intelligent , but how long is he going to survive that fight? this is s just like batman vs doomsday.

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#26  Edited By Dracade102
@progenitor said:

As much as I would love to say Cap in this instance, Grey Hulk would probably take it, unless . . . 
 
 
I just read the book that was from the other day... =U
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#27  Edited By Erik
@MagnusTheMagnificent said:
Wait, is Cap actually jumping out from the chopper at 1000 feet to get the drop on Hulk? He'd be a bloddy smear before the fight even starts as soon as he lands. And by lands I mean crash against the ground/Hulk. Should he somwhow survive that, Hulk would make quick work of him. I saw the shield-absorbing feat. Well, it should work due to the properties of the Vibranium in it, but after the block he is dangerously close to being grabbed and squeeeeeeeesed to death.
Since he is dropping from 1000ft, it is likely he lands on Hulk shield first so the only person feeling the blow is Hulk.
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#28  Edited By Super_Gui_1

 
 
I'm wondering though when did that happen?
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#29  Edited By morpheus_  Moderator
The scan is from Fallen Son # 4.
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#30  Edited By _Zombie_

If Cap had about 1-2 weeks of prep, he'd have a much better shot at this.  Just throwing him in there is screwing him over.  He'd last a bit, but not incredibly long

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#31  Edited By jec777

cap shows and bitch slaps the whore who kicked bruce in his junk, hulk starts to laugh and with his anger spent they head to the trump casino and play the slots and bottomless drinks.
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#32  Edited By PushMunky
@erik said:
@Jake454 said:
@venomoushatred1001 said:
Grey Hulk curbstomps. Spite.
It really isn't spite. Cap has taken down bigger bulls than Grey before. This isn't spite. Its a case of brains vs. brawn.
Not really. Joe Fixit is actually a cunning fighter. He might not be in labs making with the chemistry but he as displayed that he is capable in a fight.
Agreed, but as a tactician, he's no Steve Rogers.
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#33  Edited By Erik
@Jake454
Fair point.
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#35  Edited By PushMunky
@Blob said:
Grey Hulk wins but the picture you used for Grey Hulk is actually a picture of Ultimate Hulk from a comic cover lol
I know, but every pic of Joe Fixit is either a hundred years old or just sucks. This pic is awesome sauce. Besides, he's grey, he's the Hulk, good enough.
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#36  Edited By PushMunky
@MagnusTheMagnificent said:
Wait, is Cap actually jumping out from the chopper at 1000 feet to get the drop on Hulk? He'd be a bloddy smear before the fight even starts as soon as he lands. And by lands I mean crash against the ground/Hulk. Should he somwhow survive that, Hulk would make quick work of him. I saw the shield-absorbing feat. Well, it should work due to the properties of the Vibranium in it, but after the block he is dangerously close to being grabbed and squeeeeeeeesed to death.
Cap can not only survive a thousand foot jump, it doesn't even hurt him. If you go back to his origin story, when he was with the army in the 1940s, he used to jump with the paratroopers, except he was the only guy jumping without a parachute....Cuz he's a super soldier badass.
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#37  Edited By leonkarlen123

Don't you know that Captain's shield can protect almost everything. He blocked Thor's hammer,

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The Hulk

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captain america doesn't stand a chance at all.

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Cap'n America pim* smacks Grey Hulk with the shield. Then Grey Hulk says "that's the best ya got, Rogers?" an' then grabs Cap'n America an' picks him up, then he body slams Cap'n America an' kills him.

Cap'n America bein' able to hurt Hulk is PIS. He shouldn't even be able ta hurt Grey Hulk, he shouldn't even be able ta hurt Rhino.

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Grey Hulk. Surprised it's even being discussed.

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#42  Edited By WolverineIsTOAA
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Ultimate captain America and 616.

Captain America can do anything "if he has PIS or Jeph Loeb is writing it."

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Cap'n America pim* smacks Grey Hulk with the shield. Then Grey Hulk says "that's the best ya got, Rogers?" an' then grabs Cap'n America an' picks him up, then he body slams Cap'n America an' kills him.

Cap'n America bein' able to hurt Hulk is PIS. He shouldn't even be able ta hurt Grey Hulk, he shouldn't even be able ta hurt Rhino.

Wolverine, is that you?

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Gray Hulk. Cap can't put him down so it is just a matter of time.

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Grey Hulk every single time

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Grey hulk utterly slaughters him, even being the weakest hulk incarnation he's still been more than capable of taking on the avengers, he stomps cap.

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Grey Hulk pulverize him

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Grey hulk crushes cap

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#50  Edited By Appzashok

Cap loses.

Maybe with prep he could win.