#1 Edited by PushMunky (493 posts) - - Show Bio

 Captain America
VS.  
 
 Grey Hulk  (Joe Fixit)
Scenario :
 
  Bruce Banner is laying low in LasVegas . He has lunch at a casino buffet and heads across the street to catch a Blue Man Group performance. Along the way, he is propositioned by a tranny whore. He refuses, and so the tranny gets mad & slaps him in the junk. This makes Bruce very angry. You wouldn't like him when he's angry. So now, Grey Hulk is throwing a huge temper tantrum in the middle of down town LasVegas, destroying everything. The Mayor calls & asks the Avengers for help. Cap just happens to be in the area, so he jumps in a helicopter and heads toward the Hulk. A policeman on the scene briefs Captain America of the situation via radio communication while his helo is in route, so he's going in with a good idea of the situation and the layout of the battlefield. Once over 'ground zero', Cap has the pilot hover at a thousand feet. He's decided to jump in, to have the element of surprise.  He's in peak physical condition, and of course, has his shield.  For the sake of this battle, we'll say that Grey Hulk will remain grey, and not go green after getting really pissed off.
 
How do you see this playing out?
#2 Posted by jojjimbo (2472 posts) - - Show Bio

Cap gets smashed lol. 
no really, i don't see any way(outside of some plot devise) for Cap to win this.

#3 Posted by Super_SoldierXII (6170 posts) - - Show Bio

Cap loses. 
 
Can possibly contain Grey Hulk for a time. But there is no conceivable way he can put him down.
#4 Posted by PushMunky (493 posts) - - Show Bio

Brute strength isn't everything. Cap is so fast & so agile, (& not to mention a tactical genius) I don't see Grey being able to get ahold of him.

#5 Edited by venomoushatred1001 (12334 posts) - - Show Bio

Grey Hulk curbstomps. Spite.
#6 Posted by PushMunky (493 posts) - - Show Bio
@venomoushatred1001 said:
Grey Hulk curbstomps. Spite.
It really isn't spite. Cap has taken down bigger bulls than Grey before. This isn't spite. Its a case of brains vs. brawn.
#7 Posted by venomoushatred1001 (12334 posts) - - Show Bio
@Jake454 said:
@venomoushatred1001 said:
Grey Hulk curbstomps. Spite.
It really isn't spite. Cap has taken down bigger bulls than Grey before. 

When? And it is spite. Cap has no chance of beating even Grey Hulk.
#8 Posted by jojjimbo (2472 posts) - - Show Bio
@Jake454 said:
Brute strength isn't everything. Cap is so fast & so agile, (& not to mention a tactical genius) I don't see Grey being able to get ahold of him.
That is true, Cap is faster and more agile. but in then end, Cap just doesn't have the strength or power to hurt GH...and stalling isn't a win. as i said before. out side of some type of plot-devise...i don't see Cap winning this.
#9 Edited by PushMunky (493 posts) - - Show Bio

Okay, fine.
#10 Posted by _slim_ (13054 posts) - - Show Bio

Grey Hulk.

#11 Posted by OptimusPalm (1803 posts) - - Show Bio

Gotta go with Grey Hulk. Caps got no way to hurt him.
#12 Posted by progenitor (7532 posts) - - Show Bio

As much as I would love to say Cap in this instance, Grey Hulk would probably take it, unless . . . 
 
#13 Posted by Boobster (1608 posts) - - Show Bio

Hulk wins.

#14 Posted by whacknasty (5605 posts) - - Show Bio
@progenitor said:

As much as I would love to say Cap in this instance, Grey Hulk would probably take it, unless . . . 
 
Lol.  Thats awesome in a weird, mean uncle harassing his nephew type of way. 
 
I'm waiting to see the scans of Cap blocking a green Hulk's punch with his shield... : )
#15 Posted by progenitor (7532 posts) - - Show Bio
@whacknasty said:
@progenitor said:

As much as I would love to say Cap in this instance, Grey Hulk would probably take it, unless . . . 
 
Lol.  Thats awesome in a weird, mean uncle harassing his nephew type of way.  I'm waiting to see the scans of Cap blocking a green Hulk's punch with his shield... : )


 
 
;)
#16 Posted by Erik (31631 posts) - - Show Bio
@Jake454 said:
@venomoushatred1001 said:
Grey Hulk curbstomps. Spite.
It really isn't spite. Cap has taken down bigger bulls than Grey before. This isn't spite. Its a case of brains vs. brawn.
Not really. Joe Fixit is actually a cunning fighter. He might not be in labs making with the chemistry but he as displayed that he is capable in a fight.
#17 Posted by Super_SoldierXII (6170 posts) - - Show Bio
@progenitor said:

As much as I would love to say Cap in this instance, Grey Hulk would probably take it, unless . . . 
 

LOL ya... like that one. However, even if we don't consider that KO as PIS ... while Rhino has Grey Hulk's base strength levels, he lacks the healing factor. Grey Hulk heals every bit as fast as Wolverine does. This, coupled with his natural durability, I just don't see how anything CA throws at him won't be much more than a mere annoyance.
#18 Posted by FLCL1 (9580 posts) - - Show Bio
@venomoushatred1001 said:
Grey Hulk curbstomps. Spite.
no
#19 Posted by Blob (575 posts) - - Show Bio

Grey Hulk wins but the picture you used for Grey Hulk is actually a picture of Ultimate Hulk from a comic cover lol

#20 Posted by venomoushatred1001 (12334 posts) - - Show Bio

@FLCL1 said:

@venomoushatred1001 said:
Grey Hulk curbstomps. Spite.
no


 

Elaborate.
#21 Posted by iamwarmachine (73 posts) - - Show Bio

SPITE
#22 Posted by Super_Gui_1 (318 posts) - - Show Bio

cap only chance is his ultimate move ''pis power''

#23 Posted by Erik (31631 posts) - - Show Bio
@progenitor said:
@whacknasty said:
@progenitor said:

As much as I would love to say Cap in this instance, Grey Hulk would probably take it, unless . . . 
 
Lol.  Thats awesome in a weird, mean uncle harassing his nephew type of way.  I'm waiting to see the scans of Cap blocking a green Hulk's punch with his shield... : )


  ;)
There is nothing actually wrong with that scan when you consider the abilities of the shield.
#24 Posted by MagnusTheMagnificent (249 posts) - - Show Bio

Wait, is Cap actually jumping out from the chopper at 1000 feet to get the drop on Hulk?
He'd be a bloddy smear before the fight even starts as soon as he lands.
And by lands I mean crash against the ground/Hulk.
Should he somwhow survive that, Hulk would make quick work of him.
I saw the shield-absorbing feat. Well, it should work due to the properties of the Vibranium in it, but after the block he is dangerously close to being grabbed and squeeeeeeeesed to death.

#25 Edited by SilverGalford (3260 posts) - - Show Bio

maybe cap is clever and intelligent , but how long is he going to survive that fight? this is s just like batman vs doomsday.

#26 Posted by Dracade102 (8167 posts) - - Show Bio
@progenitor said:

As much as I would love to say Cap in this instance, Grey Hulk would probably take it, unless . . . 
 
 
I just read the book that was from the other day... =U
#27 Posted by Erik (31631 posts) - - Show Bio
@MagnusTheMagnificent said:
Wait, is Cap actually jumping out from the chopper at 1000 feet to get the drop on Hulk? He'd be a bloddy smear before the fight even starts as soon as he lands. And by lands I mean crash against the ground/Hulk. Should he somwhow survive that, Hulk would make quick work of him. I saw the shield-absorbing feat. Well, it should work due to the properties of the Vibranium in it, but after the block he is dangerously close to being grabbed and squeeeeeeeesed to death.
Since he is dropping from 1000ft, it is likely he lands on Hulk shield first so the only person feeling the blow is Hulk.
#28 Posted by Super_Gui_1 (318 posts) - - Show Bio

 
 
I'm wondering though when did that happen?
#29 Posted by Morpheus_ (29873 posts) - - Show Bio
The scan is from Fallen Son # 4.
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#30 Posted by _Zombie_ (10312 posts) - - Show Bio

If Cap had about 1-2 weeks of prep, he'd have a much better shot at this.  Just throwing him in there is screwing him over.  He'd last a bit, but not incredibly long

#31 Posted by jec777 (233 posts) - - Show Bio

cap shows and bitch slaps the whore who kicked bruce in his junk, hulk starts to laugh and with his anger spent they head to the trump casino and play the slots and bottomless drinks.
#32 Posted by PushMunky (493 posts) - - Show Bio
@erik said:
@Jake454 said:
@venomoushatred1001 said:
Grey Hulk curbstomps. Spite.
It really isn't spite. Cap has taken down bigger bulls than Grey before. This isn't spite. Its a case of brains vs. brawn.
Not really. Joe Fixit is actually a cunning fighter. He might not be in labs making with the chemistry but he as displayed that he is capable in a fight.
Agreed, but as a tactician, he's no Steve Rogers.
#33 Posted by Erik (31631 posts) - - Show Bio
@Jake454
Fair point.
#34 Posted by Gremlin From Kremlin (2932 posts) - - Show Bio

Hulk

#35 Posted by PushMunky (493 posts) - - Show Bio
@Blob said:
Grey Hulk wins but the picture you used for Grey Hulk is actually a picture of Ultimate Hulk from a comic cover lol
I know, but every pic of Joe Fixit is either a hundred years old or just sucks. This pic is awesome sauce. Besides, he's grey, he's the Hulk, good enough.
#36 Posted by PushMunky (493 posts) - - Show Bio
@MagnusTheMagnificent said:
Wait, is Cap actually jumping out from the chopper at 1000 feet to get the drop on Hulk? He'd be a bloddy smear before the fight even starts as soon as he lands. And by lands I mean crash against the ground/Hulk. Should he somwhow survive that, Hulk would make quick work of him. I saw the shield-absorbing feat. Well, it should work due to the properties of the Vibranium in it, but after the block he is dangerously close to being grabbed and squeeeeeeeesed to death.
Cap can not only survive a thousand foot jump, it doesn't even hurt him. If you go back to his origin story, when he was with the army in the 1940s, he used to jump with the paratroopers, except he was the only guy jumping without a parachute....Cuz he's a super soldier badass.
#37 Edited by leonkarlen123 (3890 posts) - - Show Bio

Don't you know that Captain's shield can protect almost everything. He blocked Thor's hammer,

#38 Posted by dondave (34442 posts) - - Show Bio

The Hulk

#39 Posted by medulaoblaganda (871 posts) - - Show Bio

captain america doesn't stand a chance at all.