Cap'n 'Murica vs Batman

Cap'n 'Murica faces off against Batman! The versions that I'm using for this battle are the current versions posted in the picture, who shall prevail?!? Batman receives 1 hour of preparation and Cap'n 'Murica receives 1 hour of preparation also. The battle takes place in front of an empty grass field.

VERSUS

Cap's patriotism grants him the win.

Captain America wins on account of him having a beard

Batman. His bag is too great a variable, and whatever is in his bag is going to grant him the win.

Jmarshmallow

Batman falls and crushes Captain Murica. Batman dies from heart disease. Draw.

This.

In all seriousness though (well...the most seriousness you can muster in a thread like this), Cap'n 'Murica would win since his shield has to count for something. And he has an epic beard.

I think you mean Fatman.

Has Cap'n Murica been drinking that could make the difference? Has he used any meth or anything?

Murkuu

They both go and get some McDonald's

Diabetes solos

LOL

Captain Canada Solo's

They both use 1 hour prep to stuff themselves with McDonald's. When the battle begins, they both pass out after attempting to make an epic run at each other from across the field.

Hulk wins

Not to mention the power of the mullet.

Anyone with an awesome beard always wins.

Batman wins.

@shawnbaby said:

Captain Canada Solo's

Captain canada, your argument is invalid.

Not a battle.