Buddy The Elf vs Two S.W.A.T. Teams

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Buddy The Elf Encounters Two S.W.A.T. Teams

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Two S.W.A.T. teams try to take down Buddy the Elf

Rules

  • The Battle takes place in central park NY, it is wintertime
  • Buddy The Elf receives a special set of weaponry and the S.W.A.T. team receives standard gear
  • They begin at opposite sides of Central Park
  • Buddy the elf is bloodlusted
  • No Bystanders, no hostages
  • At 4:30 PM, December 24th

Gear and Weapons

  • Each S.W.A.T. team (8 men) receives a battering ram, 2 riot shields, standard assault rifles, handguns, tazers, pepper spray, bullet proof vests, standard sub machine-guns, pepper ball guns, and all of the rest of their non-lethal weaponry (exception to tear gas and flash grenades)
  • Buddy the elf receives a bullet proof vest (sparkly and green like his elf suit) and 50 Impactive Grenades, these grenades explode upon impact they are activated once touched by a human hand, there is no fuse on these grandees, finally he receives a back back in which he can carry the grenades

Two Rounds to this battle

  1. No Preparation
  2. 1 hour of preparation and strategizing (buddy can refer to the other north polers for help with strategizing)

Dont take Buddy lightly, he has INSANE throwing capabilities and Superhuman speed (he was able to make it from the north Pole to New York in under 24 hours on foot)

Who would win? would Buddy be able to take the two S.W.A.T. Teams out? or would they take him out?

Post Who and Why below

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#2  Edited By tomlikesfries

LOL. Buddy is bloodlusted... That would be epic and hilarious to see...

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Buddy got beat up by a 4 foot tall author, a bloodlusted raccoon, and a guy in a santa costume. Nuff said.

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#4  Edited By CalebHara

@logy5000 said:

Buddy got beat up by a 4 foot tall author, a bloodlusted raccoon, and a guy in a santa costume. Nuff said.

Buddy wasn't trying to fight back... At all... he was actually trying to be friendly. he actually tried against the snowballers and he stomped them.

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#5  Edited By nickzambuto

This is true spite. S.W.A.T. teams are just fodder to Buddy.

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#6  Edited By CalebHara

I'm Telling you.... This is a close one

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#7  Edited By nerdork

I, in no way, see how a group of highly trained SWAT team members could do anything to the Magic of the Elves...even though Buddy isnt an Elf...still, he wins.

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#8  Edited By Skit

Buddy blows himself up with one of grenades.I mean he was really slow,he would probably think there ornament's.

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#9  Edited By CalebHara

@Skit: LMFAO, he is fully aware that they are grenades and he knows what they can do.

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#10  Edited By Skit

@CalebHara: Then Buddy stomps

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#11  Edited By ximpossibrux

We need a "Prepare your anus" caption underneath.

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#12  Edited By CalebHara

BUMP

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Bumping this thread in honor of Christmas coming up

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Buddy would annoy the SWAT Teams so much that they commit suicide.

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@homealonefanboy: Yes, which means the level of annoyance will be heightened dramatically.