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#1 Posted by Nuffs (709 posts) - - Show Bio

So it's Bruce Wayne in UFC shorts vs Zangief in a UFC ring twice the size of a standard one.

Morals on, no equipment.

#2 Posted by momo111191 (246 posts) - - Show Bio

Anderson Silva walks in and kills them both that's his house :).

#3 Posted by JohnnyZ256 (2302 posts) - - Show Bio

Zangief.

#4 Edited by TotalBalance (732 posts) - - Show Bio

Zangief throws Bruce out like trash, Street Fighter characters are pretty much all superhuman in their abilities.

#5 Posted by mk111 (3140 posts) - - Show Bio

Bruce is faster, but Zangief is much stronger, so I'd say Zangief wins.

#6 Edited by whacknasty (5607 posts) - - Show Bio

@nuffs: So is it a UFC rules match? Or just both wearing mma shorts in an octagon ring, but Bruce can use pressure point strikes or other tricks?

#7 Edited by Batman242 (4860 posts) - - Show Bio

I say Bruce wins. Zangief being stronger is nothing new to Bruce. We should all know this. He'd just use pressure point attacks and his agility to beat Zangief.

#8 Edited by NeonGameWave (7712 posts) - - Show Bio

Batman walks away while Zangief is left in the ring broken and unconscious.

#9 Posted by dondave (35892 posts) - - Show Bio

Bruce can win

#10 Edited by BillzTheGodOfDestruction (71 posts) - - Show Bio

zangeif because he is much stronger then heretic who bruce got stomped by

#11 Posted by Ancient_0f_Days (11970 posts) - - Show Bio
#12 Posted by Bossmonster (2185 posts) - - Show Bio

Zangeif does not play. He SPD's Bruce and walks away.

#13 Posted by russellmania77 (14820 posts) - - Show Bio

Anderson Silva walks in and kills them both that's his house :).

than shane carwin pops in and laughs at what you said lmao

#14 Posted by jamesisaacs (213 posts) - - Show Bio

Zangief owns Bruce with ease.

#15 Edited by HyperViper97 (1342 posts) - - Show Bio

Zangief pile drives him and feeds him to bears

#16 Posted by WaveMotionCannon (5334 posts) - - Show Bio

Bats gets his back broken again. The cried rejoices as Bruce lays broken and loses control of his bowels in the middle of the ring.

#17 Edited by Ancient_0f_Days (11970 posts) - - Show Bio

Batman being faster and more skilled will dance around this ruskie, yall talking bout Zangief pile driving and back breaking, he can't even touch the bat who has ghosted cops, super villains, super heroes such as Superman, Jay Garrik and Martian Manhunter all with super speed and Superman has super senses ... not a sound made nor a trail left. Ole Zangy will be too busy looking for Bruce when he gets tapped on the back of his head and passes out.

#18 Posted by PrinceAragorn1 (16543 posts) - - Show Bio

Batman being faster and more skilled will dance around this ruskie, yall talking bout Zangief pile driving and back breaking, he can't even touch the bat who has ghosted cops, super villains, super heroes such as Superman, Jay Garrik and Martian Manhunter all with super speed and Superman has super senses ... not a sound made nor a trail left. Ole Zangy will be too busy looking for Bruce when he gets tapped on the back of his head and passes out.

ok. Do you seriously believe batman could ever Ghost superman and Martian manhunter? or just kidding around?

#19 Edited by Ancient_0f_Days (11970 posts) - - Show Bio

@ancient_0f_days said:

Batman being faster and more skilled will dance around this ruskie, yall talking bout Zangief pile driving and back breaking, he can't even touch the bat who has ghosted cops, super villains, super heroes such as Superman, Jay Garrik and Martian Manhunter all with super speed and Superman has super senses ... not a sound made nor a trail left. Ole Zangy will be too busy looking for Bruce when he gets tapped on the back of his head and passes out.

ok. Do you seriously believe batman could ever Ghost superman and Martian manhunter? or just kidding around?

and he ghosted superman at the end of public enemies.....whatchu tryna say. PIS? It's consistent ... he does it all the time. Maybe I believe it, maybe I dont...

#20 Posted by PrinceAragorn1 (16543 posts) - - Show Bio

@ancient_0f_days: Well, then superman's supersenses aren't really worth a damn. He doesn't really have a Good chance of Ghosting zangeif basically.

#21 Posted by Ancient_0f_Days (11970 posts) - - Show Bio

@ancient_0f_days: Well, then superman's supersenses aren't really worth a damn. He doesn't really have a Good chance of Ghosting zangeif basically.

after he ghosted a telepath and a speedster? Really? Ghosted Deadshot at point blank range?

And Zangief is faster than all of them? Really? Ok, right....I gotchu.

#22 Edited by PrinceAragorn1 (16543 posts) - - Show Bio
#23 Posted by Ancient_0f_Days (11970 posts) - - Show Bio

@ancient_0f_days: What exactly do you expect the scan to prove?

that hes fast enough to not only dodge Zangief but he's fast enough to completely vanish from his line of sight like he's done to so many humans and super humans before (while they were looking straight at him). Zangief won't even be able to touch Bruce in a fight.

#24 Edited by PrinceAragorn1 (16543 posts) - - Show Bio

@ancient_0f_days: Yeah, the same way he kicked spectre and threw superman in an arm throw. It's called PIS. And disappearing in a gun shot fire isn't going to help the slightest in a ring.

#25 Posted by Ancient_0f_Days (11970 posts) - - Show Bio

@ancient_0f_days: Yeah, the same way he kicked spectre and threw superman in an arm throw. It's called PIS. And disappearing in a gun shot fire isn't going to help the slightest in a ring.

Ok, so consistent feats are PIS, a great feat of reaction speed shown by ghosting a man who can see the wings flap on a humming bird doesn't matter in a fight where reaction speed is key, right....I just realized who I was responding to. LOL talk about a waste of time.

#26 Posted by PrinceAragorn1 (16543 posts) - - Show Bio

@ancient_0f_days: I'm not talking about Ghosting bane, or regular humans, or even enhanced ones. Ghosting telepaths? Is it even practical? Ghosting someone who is faster than bullets, and has X ray vision? seriously, you're believing that and saying talking to me is a waste of time. Yeah right, waste of time it is, waste of my time.

#27 Edited by Ancient_0f_Days (11970 posts) - - Show Bio

Bruce wins.

#28 Posted by Grandmastersexyhd (305 posts) - - Show Bio

Bruce Wayne wins unless he jumps into the air then Zangief PROTECTS THE RUSSIAN SKIES! :P

#29 Posted by pooty (11008 posts) - - Show Bio
#30 Edited by Ancient_0f_Days (11970 posts) - - Show Bio

@pooty said:

@princearagorn1: @ancient_0f_days:

Bruce Wayne is not "ghosting" anyone inside of an UFC ring.

He ghosted a cop as the cop was looking at him and showed up right behind him...

Light was on him and everything, cop never took his eyes off him...whos to say he can't do that to Zangief?

#31 Posted by PrinceAragorn1 (16543 posts) - - Show Bio

@pooty: Well, I didn't say he is. I was simply marveling at fanboyism about ghosting an master level telepath and a hundreds of times faster guy with x ray vision.

#32 Edited by Ancient_0f_Days (11970 posts) - - Show Bio

@pooty: Well, I didn't say he is. I was simply marveling at fanboyism about ghosting an master level telepath and a hundreds of times faster guy with x ray vision.

lol coming from you, this means a lot....

#33 Posted by PrinceAragorn1 (16543 posts) - - Show Bio

@ancient_0f_days: Ghosting a featless cop doesn't mean he can ghost superman and MM without PIS. Batman is so outclassed by either it's not even funny.

@princearagorn1 said:

@pooty: Well, I didn't say he is. I was simply marveling at fanboyism about ghosting an master level telepath and a hundreds of times faster guy with x ray vision.

lol coming from you, this means a lot....

say what you like. It Doesn't matter at all. specially because the conversation wasn't with you.

#34 Posted by Ancient_0f_Days (11970 posts) - - Show Bio

Bruce still wins

#35 Edited by SSJLozza (1528 posts) - - Show Bio

Lmao Zangief stomps hard!

#36 Posted by Ancient_0f_Days (11970 posts) - - Show Bio

@ancient_0f_days: Ghosting a featless cop doesn't mean he can ghost superman and MM without PIS. Batman is so outclassed by either it's not even funny.

Somehow this doesn't translate into Batman can't ghost Zangief ............

#37 Posted by pooty (11008 posts) - - Show Bio

@ancient_0f_days: @princearagorn1: I don't consider any thing done against no name cannon fodder as a feat. Nevertheless, the things they are letting Batman do is getting out of hand. He does it often enough that it can't be called PIS. Just BS

#38 Edited by PrinceAragorn1 (16543 posts) - - Show Bio

@princearagorn1 said:

@ancient_0f_days: Ghosting a featless cop doesn't mean he can ghost superman and MM without PIS. Batman is so outclassed by either it's not even funny.

Somehow this doesn't translate into Batman can't ghost Zangief ............

If you see a bit back, our whole conversation started, and was about batman ghosting superman and mm without PIS. I started with asking whether you actually believe he can Ghost mm without pis.

#39 Posted by Equonox (964 posts) - - Show Bio

Bruce via pressure points...I'll post scans after work.

#40 Posted by PrinceAragorn1 (16543 posts) - - Show Bio
@pooty said:

He does it often enough that it can't be called PIS. Just BS

Exactly. How is someone ghost a telepath anyway? And he's not just an ordinary telepath, He's freaking Martian Manhunter. He has an advantage in literally near everything.

#41 Edited by Ancient_0f_Days (11970 posts) - - Show Bio

If you see a bit back, our whole conversation started, and was about batman ghosting superman and mm without PIS. I started with asking whether you actually believe he can Ghost mm without pis.

it isn't PIS, it happens all the time, too consistent to be PIS, so either you forgot what PIS is, or you're just misusing the term to suit yourself...either way it doesn't matter.

@pooty said:

I don't consider any thing done against no name cannon fodder as a feat. Nevertheless, the things they are letting Batman do is getting out of hand. He does it often enough that it can't be called PIS. Just BS

Still, doesn't mean he can't ghost Zangief, he did it to Jay Garrick, Jean-Paul Valley and Deadshot .... they aren't no name cannon fodder.

#42 Edited by pooty (11008 posts) - - Show Bio

@ancient_0f_days: He does it often enough that it can't be called PIS. Just BS

#43 Posted by Ancient_0f_Days (11970 posts) - - Show Bio

@pooty said:

@ancient_0f_days: He does it often enough that it can't be called PIS. Just BS

well, I guess Bruce BS's this fight FTW....cus half of the stuff he does is BS at that point, including strength feats.

#44 Edited by pooty (11008 posts) - - Show Bio

@pooty said:

@ancient_0f_days: He does it often enough that it can't be called PIS. Just BS

well, I guess Bruce BS's this fight FTW....cus half of the stuff he does is BS at that point, including strength feats.

agreed

#45 Posted by PrinceAragorn1 (16543 posts) - - Show Bio

@princearagorn1 said:

If you see a bit back, our whole conversation started, and was about batman ghosting superman and mm without PIS. I started with asking whether you actually believe he can Ghost mm without pis.

it isn't PIS, it happens all the time, too consistent to be PIS, so either you forgot what PIS is, or you're just misusing the term to suit yourself...either way it doesn't matter.

@pooty said:

I don't consider any thing done against no name cannon fodder as a feat. Nevertheless, the things they are letting Batman do is getting out of hand. He does it often enough that it can't be called PIS. Just BS

Still, doesn't mean he can't ghost Zangief, he did it to Jay Garrick, Jean-Paul Valley and Deadshot .... they aren't no name cannon fodder.

So what exactly do you call Ghosting someone superior to you in literally every way, like speed, strength, reflexes, sensory abilities, intelligence etc. etc.? BIS? (Bat induced stupidity?)

#46 Posted by Ancient_0f_Days (11970 posts) - - Show Bio

So what exactly do you call Ghosting someone superior to you in literally every way, like speed, strength, reflexes, sensory abilities, intelligence etc. etc.? BIS? (Bat induced stupidity?)

Well, instead of wasting my time further by making up a ridiculous name for it, I'll just go ahead and quote pooty

@pooty said:

@ancient_0f_days: He does it often enough that it can't be called PIS. Just BS

#47 Posted by Tesseract (872 posts) - - Show Bio

Bruce Wayne, he has fought enemies who are stronger then him on regular basis. Being strong doesn't translate into a win. He is combat smarter, faster, and has higher knowledge in martial arts by a large margin.

Bruce Wayne wins.

#48 Edited by Ancient_0f_Days (11970 posts) - - Show Bio

Bruce Wayne, he has fought enemies who are stronger then him on regular basis. Being strong doesn't translate into a win. He is combat smarter, faster, and has higher knowledge in martial arts by a large margin.

Bruce Wayne wins.

yeaboi

#49 Posted by Grandmastersexyhd (305 posts) - - Show Bio

Bruce Wayne, he has fought enemies who are stronger then him on regular basis. Being strong doesn't translate into a win. He is combat smarter, faster, and has higher knowledge in martial arts by a large margin.

Bruce Wayne wins.

Un less he jumps because well. . .you know

RUSSIAN SKIES

#50 Edited by Omnicrono (1705 posts) - - Show Bio

Bruce Wayne beats Zangief. Easy day.

Zangief has a very powerful, but limited, skill set. He is not a "super human."

Bruce is the guy who's mastered just about every fighting form on Earth. He consistently trounces villains such as Bane(on venom), Killer Croc, Clayface, and more.

Anyone thinking Zangief actually stands a chance here is sorely lacking knowledge of Bruce Wayne's (consistent) abilities and feats.