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#1 Posted by HughJackmanFan88 (63 posts) - - Show Bio

VS

Stipulations

This is fought to the death inside a MMA Cage. The 3 Lions are blood lusted.

#2 Posted by ImTheDamnBatman (3548 posts) - - Show Bio

Bruce can take them.

#3 Edited by Bane_of_sith (2758 posts) - - Show Bio

With out gadgets he is lion food

#4 Posted by xlab3000 (3115 posts) - - Show Bio

Bruce Wayne wins

#5 Posted by deaditegonzo (3507 posts) - - Show Bio

@Bane_of_sith said:

With out gadgets he is lion food

Exactly. He dies and is eaten. He is just a normal human with Martial Arts skills.

#6 Posted by mypasswordis1234 (1106 posts) - - Show Bio

Batman could kill a whole zoo in mma cage.

#7 Posted by soaringturkeys (414 posts) - - Show Bio

@deaditegonzo said:

@Bane_of_sith said:

With out gadgets he is lion food

Exactly. He dies and is eaten. He is just a normal human with Martial Arts skills.

Dr Doom defeated a blood lusted lion without his suit and he does not have the physiology or the martial art skills that bruce has. not by a long shot. Bruce is not a 'normal' human.

#8 Posted by YoungChief (300 posts) - - Show Bio

I could see him beating one, MAYBE two, again, MAYBE, but that would be stretching it. But three? Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooope

#9 Edited by Immortal777 (6680 posts) - - Show Bio

Didn't Batman beat like 20 man bats in a tuxedo?

#10 Posted by deaditegonzo (3507 posts) - - Show Bio

@soaringturkeys said:

@deaditegonzo said:

@Bane_of_sith said:

With out gadgets he is lion food

Exactly. He dies and is eaten. He is just a normal human with Martial Arts skills.

Dr Doom defeated a blood lusted lion without his suit and he does not have the physiology or the martial art skills that bruce has. not by a long shot. Bruce is not a 'normal' human.

One scratch that is too deep, he's dead. Lions are more agile, and much stronger than Bruce. And he is but a human. He doesnt have enhanced durability, strength, or speed. Its like saying an olympian could beat a lion, let alone 3.

And if Doom didnt use his sorcery that is a highly questionable feat.

#11 Posted by Bane_of_sith (2758 posts) - - Show Bio

He had room to move though,,trapped in a cage with 3 raging lions is a Bit much..DareDevil 212- DareDevil defeats two angry adult tigers in hand to hand combat, dispatching of both of them with one hit each.,,so batman might pull this off but it would be crazy,,if anyone could take three lions it would be him but the limited space worries me..male lions hunt with the utmost ferocity

#12 Posted by drgnx (3547 posts) - - Show Bio

Pfff

#13 Posted by Hksaru (463 posts) - - Show Bio

@deaditegonzo said:

@soaringturkeys said:

@deaditegonzo said:

@Bane_of_sith said:

With out gadgets he is lion food

Exactly. He dies and is eaten. He is just a normal human with Martial Arts skills.

Dr Doom defeated a blood lusted lion without his suit and he does not have the physiology or the martial art skills that bruce has. not by a long shot. Bruce is not a 'normal' human.

One scratch that is too deep, he's dead. Lions are more agile, and much stronger than Bruce. And he is but a human. He doesnt have enhanced durability, strength, or speed. Its like saying an olympian could beat a lion, let alone 3.

And if Doom didnt use his sorcery that is a highly questionable feat.

No, it's not like saying an olympian could beat a lion or 3, because Bruce wouldn't sweat taking out an olympian

#14 Posted by soaringturkeys (414 posts) - - Show Bio

@deaditegonzo said:

@soaringturkeys said:

@deaditegonzo said:

@Bane_of_sith said:

With out gadgets he is lion food

Exactly. He dies and is eaten. He is just a normal human with Martial Arts skills.

Dr Doom defeated a blood lusted lion without his suit and he does not have the physiology or the martial art skills that bruce has. not by a long shot. Bruce is not a 'normal' human.

One scratch that is too deep, he's dead. Lions are more agile, and much stronger than Bruce. And he is but a human. He doesnt have enhanced durability, strength, or speed. Its like saying an olympian could beat a lion, let alone 3.

And if Doom didnt use his sorcery that is a highly questionable feat.

Olympian level in the real world and Olympian level in Comic worlds are completely different. Noone in real life can jump straight unto the first story of a building but Nightwing and Batman consistently do this all the time. They do feats that no normal human has ever done before. So emphasising 'he's but a human' is a moot point.

He's a comic peak human.

He's got this.

#15 Posted by Pokeysteve (7906 posts) - - Show Bio

@Immortal777 said:

Didn't Batman beat like 20 man bats in a tuxedo?

It's really, REALLY sad that this actually sounds legit.

#16 Posted by deaditegonzo (3507 posts) - - Show Bio

@soaringturkeys said:

@deaditegonzo said:

@soaringturkeys said:

@deaditegonzo said:

@Bane_of_sith said:

With out gadgets he is lion food

Exactly. He dies and is eaten. He is just a normal human with Martial Arts skills.

Dr Doom defeated a blood lusted lion without his suit and he does not have the physiology or the martial art skills that bruce has. not by a long shot. Bruce is not a 'normal' human.

One scratch that is too deep, he's dead. Lions are more agile, and much stronger than Bruce. And he is but a human. He doesnt have enhanced durability, strength, or speed. Its like saying an olympian could beat a lion, let alone 3.

And if Doom didnt use his sorcery that is a highly questionable feat.

Olympian level in the real world and Olympian level in Comic worlds are completely different. Noone in real life can jump straight unto the first story of a building but Nightwing and Batman consistently do this all the time. They do feats that no normal human has ever done before. So emphasising 'he's but a human' is a moot point.

He's a comic peak human.

He's got this.

Unless the OP says PIS is on, or I mention it myself, I compare the characters on paper, ergo, Batman dies. A single solid hit from a lion could kill him, or leave him unconscious. Without PIS Batman is dead. With PIS, Batman wins.

#17 Posted by DocFatalis (1419 posts) - - Show Bio

@Bane_of_sith said:

With out gadgets he is lion food
#18 Posted by soaringturkeys (414 posts) - - Show Bio

@deaditegonzo said:

@soaringturkeys said:

@deaditegonzo said:

@soaringturkeys said:

@deaditegonzo said:

@Bane_of_sith said:

With out gadgets he is lion food

Exactly. He dies and is eaten. He is just a normal human with Martial Arts skills.

Dr Doom defeated a blood lusted lion without his suit and he does not have the physiology or the martial art skills that bruce has. not by a long shot. Bruce is not a 'normal' human.

One scratch that is too deep, he's dead. Lions are more agile, and much stronger than Bruce. And he is but a human. He doesnt have enhanced durability, strength, or speed. Its like saying an olympian could beat a lion, let alone 3.

And if Doom didnt use his sorcery that is a highly questionable feat.

Olympian level in the real world and Olympian level in Comic worlds are completely different. Noone in real life can jump straight unto the first story of a building but Nightwing and Batman consistently do this all the time. They do feats that no normal human has ever done before. So emphasising 'he's but a human' is a moot point.

He's a comic peak human.

He's got this.

Unless the OP says PIS is on, or I mention it myself, I compare the characters on paper, ergo, Batman dies. A single solid hit from a lion could kill him, or leave him unconscious. Without PIS Batman is dead. With PIS, Batman wins.

On paper? Batman has done more and beaten harder opponents. It's not plot that they are stronger than real humans. It's not PIS when every single panel they do shows that they are far above the capabilities of what normal humans could ever do. It's not PIS, its a feat.

#19 Posted by deaditegonzo (3507 posts) - - Show Bio

@soaringturkeys said:

@deaditegonzo said:

@soaringturkeys said:

@deaditegonzo said:

@soaringturkeys said:

@deaditegonzo said:

@Bane_of_sith said:

With out gadgets he is lion food

Exactly. He dies and is eaten. He is just a normal human with Martial Arts skills.

Dr Doom defeated a blood lusted lion without his suit and he does not have the physiology or the martial art skills that bruce has. not by a long shot. Bruce is not a 'normal' human.

One scratch that is too deep, he's dead. Lions are more agile, and much stronger than Bruce. And he is but a human. He doesnt have enhanced durability, strength, or speed. Its like saying an olympian could beat a lion, let alone 3.

And if Doom didnt use his sorcery that is a highly questionable feat.

Olympian level in the real world and Olympian level in Comic worlds are completely different. Noone in real life can jump straight unto the first story of a building but Nightwing and Batman consistently do this all the time. They do feats that no normal human has ever done before. So emphasising 'he's but a human' is a moot point.

He's a comic peak human.

He's got this.

Unless the OP says PIS is on, or I mention it myself, I compare the characters on paper, ergo, Batman dies. A single solid hit from a lion could kill him, or leave him unconscious. Without PIS Batman is dead. With PIS, Batman wins.

On paper? Batman has done more and beaten harder opponents. It's not plot that they are stronger than real humans. It's not PIS when every single panel they do shows that they are far above the capabilities of what normal humans could ever do. It's not PIS, its a feat.

In canon, he just a normal human. A normal conditioned to that absolute peak of humanity, but he is still human. It is plot when he is shown fighting a 2 tonner like Bane toe to toe, and he beats him, via plot. He could survive a knife and a gunshot, normal people have, but a knife to a vital organ, will kill him. He isnt Wolverine, or Deadpool, or even Deathstroke, he is a guy who knows martial arts. Without his gadgets, vehicles, and suit, he'd be dead ten times over. Even with all that he should be dead, but thats not how to tell a story.

#20 Posted by laflux (13705 posts) - - Show Bio

Punisher punched out a bear. Bruce wins.

#21 Posted by SpeedForceSpider (902 posts) - - Show Bio

@Immortal777 said:

Didn't Batman beat like 20 man bats in a tuxedo?

#22 Posted by ImTheDamnBatman (3548 posts) - - Show Bio

Are you guys serious? Bruce is way more agile than any lion. He'll one-shot each lion.

#23 Posted by GunGunW (996 posts) - - Show Bio

Bruce batomoizes them.

#24 Posted by HughJackmanFan88 (63 posts) - - Show Bio

@ImTheDamnBatman said:

Are you guys serious? Bruce is way more agile than any lion. He'll one-shot each lion.

Just remember you are in a cage, you have no where to run and move around from 3 lions.

#25 Posted by ImTheDamnBatman (3548 posts) - - Show Bio

This is Batman, not me.

#26 Posted by Bane_of_sith (2758 posts) - - Show Bio

I fail to see how punisher fighting a bear relates to Bruce fighting 3 adult lions in an enclosed space...lions are way faster and dangerous than a bear, and they take down prey in groups which means Bruce will have to stop all three at once,,,the average size of an MMA ring is 25-30 feet across,,,that's the size of most people's living room or kitchen, those lions would be on him quicker than stink hits shit,,I doubt he could stop a three lion front

#27 Posted by Shawnbaby (10387 posts) - - Show Bio

Peopple should stop expecting to have a rational debate 'round these parts as soon as Batman is involved.

#28 Posted by HughJackmanFan88 (63 posts) - - Show Bio

@ImTheDamnBatman said:

This is Batman, not me.

Bruce Wayne*

#29 Posted by PrinceAragorn1 (15898 posts) - - Show Bio

No non-Gadget peak human beats lions without PIS..

#30 Posted by Pyrogram (34313 posts) - - Show Bio

Bruce keeps his penis at most. But dies.

#31 Posted by SupermanWins465 (218 posts) - - Show Bio

3 lions in a cage are already blood lusted. but bruce takes this due to prep

#32 Posted by AmazingScrewOnHead (700 posts) - - Show Bio

Man some comics are just plain stupid

#33 Posted by The_Lunact_And_Manic (3286 posts) - - Show Bio

Bruce stomps

He's the goddamn Bruce Wayne.

#34 Posted by kuartus4 (57 posts) - - Show Bio

A full grown male lion in his prime is over 10 times stronger than a man. The lions are having bat meat for dinner.

#35 Posted by ImTheDamnBatman (3548 posts) - - Show Bio

This is ridiculous. The fact all of you are saying that Bruce loses to LIONS of all things just shows you know nothing of Batman. Bruce wins this pretty much effortlessly, one-shotting each lion and not getting hit even once.

#36 Posted by HughJackmanFan88 (63 posts) - - Show Bio

@ImTheDamnBatman said:

This is ridiculous. The fact all of you are saying that Bruce loses to LIONS of all things just shows you know nothing of Batman. Bruce wins this pretty much effortlessly, one-shotting each lion and not getting hit even once.

You read too many comics and watch too many movies. You have a warped sense of reality no doubt. Do you have any idea how strong a Lion is? Watch some animal planet. No one even at their peak physical condition could easily defeat a lion, let alone 3... in a cage.

#37 Edited by k4tzm4n (36124 posts) - - Show Bio

You read too many comics

Well, this is about a comic book character, is it not?

The simple fact is Bruce is well above what any real life human being is capable of. Regardless of how much that defies logic, it's a fact about the character that has been consistently proven for decades. I think it's silly to believe he'd win this without a potential scratch but he absolutely has the skill and physicals necessary to make it out of this scenario alive.

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#38 Posted by Saren (25217 posts) - - Show Bio

Get real. No real word logic about human limits and capabilities applies to comic book characters. Especially one who's spent half his life figuratively punching those limits in the face and kicking them while they're down.

Batman wins, no contest.

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#39 Posted by laflux (13705 posts) - - Show Bio

@Bane_of_sith said:

I fail to see how punisher fighting a bear relates to Bruce fighting 3 adult lions in an enclosed space...lions are way faster and dangerous than a bear, and they take down prey in groups which means Bruce will have to stop all three at once,,,the average size of an MMA ring is 25-30 feet across,,,that's the size of most people's living room or kitchen, those lions would be on him quicker than stink hits shit,,I doubt he could stop a three lion front

I use it to point out that comic-book peak humans are supposed to be way outside the limits of what normal humans can do. For example, Shang Chi who at best, is Bruce's equal in terms of fighting skill kicks down steel doors and Radio towers. Batman himself has smashed through Brick walls and Benched 600 pounds while in a drastically weakened condition. The fact that the Punisher would lose to Batman H2H only iterates that Bruce would win, especially since bears are stronger than lions.

#40 Edited by BigCimmerian (7845 posts) - - Show Bio

@deaditegonzo said:

@Bane_of_sith said:

With out gadgets he is lion food

Exactly. He dies and is eaten. He is just a normal human with Martial Arts skills.

Last time I checked normal humans can't bench press 1000 lbs, dodge gunfire from multiple shooters, catch arrows in flight, move faster then human can see, kick down trees with single kick etc.

Btw Bruce could strangle one lion, but against 3 of them he doesn't stand much of a chance.

EDIT - I just read that Batman defeated 30 Man-Bats, they are stronger and faster than Lion and can fly, so Batman beats these lions lol.

#41 Posted by jay_z94 (347 posts) - - Show Bio

@deaditegonzo said:

@soaringturkeys said:

@deaditegonzo said:

@soaringturkeys said:

@deaditegonzo said:

@soaringturkeys said:

@deaditegonzo said:

@Bane_of_sith said:

With out gadgets he is lion food

Exactly. He dies and is eaten. He is just a normal human with Martial Arts skills.

Dr Doom defeated a blood lusted lion without his suit and he does not have the physiology or the martial art skills that bruce has. not by a long shot. Bruce is not a 'normal' human.

One scratch that is too deep, he's dead. Lions are more agile, and much stronger than Bruce. And he is but a human. He doesnt have enhanced durability, strength, or speed. Its like saying an olympian could beat a lion, let alone 3.

And if Doom didnt use his sorcery that is a highly questionable feat.

Olympian level in the real world and Olympian level in Comic worlds are completely different. Noone in real life can jump straight unto the first story of a building but Nightwing and Batman consistently do this all the time. They do feats that no normal human has ever done before. So emphasising 'he's but a human' is a moot point.

He's a comic peak human.

He's got this.

Unless the OP says PIS is on, or I mention it myself, I compare the characters on paper, ergo, Batman dies. A single solid hit from a lion could kill him, or leave him unconscious. Without PIS Batman is dead. With PIS, Batman wins.

On paper? Batman has done more and beaten harder opponents. It's not plot that they are stronger than real humans. It's not PIS when every single panel they do shows that they are far above the capabilities of what normal humans could ever do. It's not PIS, its a feat.

In canon, he just a normal human. A normal conditioned to that absolute peak of humanity, but he is still human. It is plot when he is shown fighting a 2 tonner like Bane toe to toe, and he beats him, via plot. He could survive a knife and a gunshot, normal people have, but a knife to a vital organ, will kill him. He isnt Wolverine, or Deadpool, or even Deathstroke, he is a guy who knows martial arts. Without his gadgets, vehicles, and suit, he'd be dead ten times over. Even with all that he should be dead, but thats not how to tell a story.

His brain is his best weapon. But about the lions, yeah he might take one, but the others would maul him without his suit or gadgets.

#42 Posted by Hoarderofhilarity (299 posts) - - Show Bio

@Bane_of_sith: Male lions are incredibly lazy and it is the females who hunt and actually in victorian London they bought lion in as they believed they would be a better challenge for the bear in the pits however on strike to the skull of the lion by the bear was enough to incapacitate or even kill. If Bruce can kick a tree over then a lion would probably at least be very injured by that.

#43 Posted by Shamelesslysupportinaznballers (553 posts) - - Show Bio

Comic logic, Bruce wins.

Real world Logic, Lions.

#44 Posted by Jean199999 (544 posts) - - Show Bio

So....I guess it's time for Dick to take back the cowl.

#45 Posted by RobocopSlayerT800 (2341 posts) - - Show Bio

@ImTheDamnBatman said:

Bruce can take them.

No, In Bruces human form it would be a mismatch.

This needs to be locked. Bruce will prey to whatever God he woships to be saved from these lions.

#46 Posted by landon82 (11 posts) - - Show Bio

Anyone that thinks any human can beat even one full grown Lion needs a pysch evaluation and a reality check lol

#47 Posted by jay_z94 (347 posts) - - Show Bio

Bruce bench presses over 1000 pounds, while having more speed and agility than an olympian..... There is no other human like that. But three is still too much, i would say he can only take out one.

#48 Posted by blackadamFTW (7867 posts) - - Show Bio

@CitizenBane said:

Get real. No real word logic about human limits and capabilities applies to comic book characters. Especially one who's spent half his life figuratively punching those limits in the face and kicking them while they're down.

Batman wins, no contest.

Yeah, Bane just hit the nail on the head.

#49 Posted by Joygirl (18043 posts) - - Show Bio

@laflux said:

Punisher punched out a bear. Bruce wins.

He also KO'd a bull with a 2x4.

Bruce wins.

#50 Posted by deaditegonzo (3507 posts) - - Show Bio

Ok, since we're throwing all real world logic to the curb, we'll use comic book logic, what are these three lions feats? Anyone have any scans? We need to figure out these lions specs, cause we are not using real world lions against PIS Power Bruce Wayne. OP, gives us some deets on these lions appearances.