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#1  Edited By Susanoo

    vs     
 
Battlefield: Jungle. Distance is 100 feet. 
The gorilla is pissed at Bruce for being hairless. Bloodlusted. Willing to kill
Bruce has his nunchucks. 
 
Who wins?
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#2  Edited By deactivated-60d8e8271946e

Bruce Lee.

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#3  Edited By lvl100gastly

still with nunchucks i see the gorilla winning

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#4  Edited By deactivated-5c6600594117e

Good grief, this thread made me laugh for some reason.
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#5  Edited By deactivated-60d8e8271946e

Bruce Lee needs PIS to win.... 
 
Gorilla stomps otherwise.....

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#6  Edited By Susanoo
@Jake Fury:
My sense of humor seeping into the internet through my words perhaps? haha.
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#7  Edited By deactivated-5c6600594117e
@Susanoo:
Maybe. Hahahaha. I'm just trying to picture this mentally and cracking up.
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#8  Edited By Susanoo
@Jake Fury:
Rofl it is funny.
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#9  Edited By progenitorigin

A fully grown Silverback gorilla would rip Bruce Lee apart. 
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#10  Edited By Susanoo
@progenitor:
How much can a fully grown Gorilla lift? 600 lbs or a 1000? I believe Bruce is in the 600 lb mark.
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#11  Edited By entropy_aegis

Bruce wayne wins.
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#12  Edited By deactivated-60d8e8271946e
@Susanoo said:
"@progenitor: How much can a fully grown Gorilla bench? 600 lbs or a 1000? I believe Bruce is in the 600 lb mark. "

4 tons.
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#13  Edited By GodDragonDevil
@Susanoo:
lol is this to make fun of me..............
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#14  Edited By Susanoo
@GodDragonDevil said:
"@Susanoo: lol is this to make fun of me.............. "

Hello. I don't know who you are nor seen you on here that much. And no, I'm not making fun of you.
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#15  Edited By deactivated-60d8e8271946e

Seriously, Bruce Lee could win with PIS.

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#16  Edited By deactivated-5c6600594117e
@comicdude23 said:
"@Susanoo said:
"@progenitor: How much can a fully grown Gorilla bench? 600 lbs or a 1000? I believe Bruce is in the 600 lb mark. "
4 tons. "

Are you saying Bruce Lee benches 4 tons or the gorilla benches 4 tons? 
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#17  Edited By Susanoo
@Jake Fury said:
"@comicdude23 said:
"@Susanoo said:
"@progenitor: How much can a fully grown Gorilla bench? 600 lbs or a 1000? I believe Bruce is in the 600 lb mark. "
4 tons. "
Are you saying Bruce Lee benches 4 tons or the gorilla benches 4 tons?  "

Never mind. A gorrilla can lift 4600 lbs and can tear up trees.
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#18  Edited By progenitorigin
@Susanoo said:
"@progenitor: How much can a fully grown Gorilla bench? 600 lbs or a 1000? I believe Bruce is in the 600 lb mark. "

I'm not entirely sure, i've heard that the human record of deadlift is around 1,000,  so a silverback should be considerably stronger.
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#19  Edited By Achilles.

Gorilla stomps.

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#20  Edited By entropy_aegis
@comicdude23 said:
"@Susanoo said:
"@progenitor: How much can a fully grown Gorilla bench? 600 lbs or a 1000? I believe Bruce is in the 600 lb mark. "
4 tons. "

You gotta be joking. 
their strength is somewhere in the 10-15 men range. 
between 2000-3000 lbs. 
approx 1 ton.
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#21  Edited By deactivated-60d8e8271946e
@entropy_aegis said:
"@comicdude23 said:
"@Susanoo said:
"@progenitor: How much can a fully grown Gorilla bench? 600 lbs or a 1000? I believe Bruce is in the 600 lb mark. "
4 tons. "
You gotta be joking. their strength is somewhere in the 10-15 men range. between 2000-3000 lbs. approx 1 ton. "

They've been said on Documentries to be able to lift 4 tons max.
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#22  Edited By deactivated-60d8e8271946e
@Jake Fury said:
"@comicdude23 said:
"@Susanoo said:
"@progenitor: How much can a fully grown Gorilla bench? 600 lbs or a 1000? I believe Bruce is in the 600 lb mark. "
4 tons. "
Are you saying Bruce Lee benches 4 tons or the gorilla benches 4 tons?  "

Gorilla at 4 tons.
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#23  Edited By nefarious

Gorilla curbstomp.

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#24  Edited By entropy_aegis
@comicdude23 said:
"@entropy_aegis said:
"@comicdude23 said:
"@Susanoo said:
"@progenitor: How much can a fully grown Gorilla bench? 600 lbs or a 1000? I believe Bruce is in the 600 lb mark. "
4 tons. "
You gotta be joking. their strength is somewhere in the 10-15 men range. between 2000-3000 lbs. approx 1 ton. "
They've been said on Documentries to be able to lift 4 tons max. "

I'm finding it hard to believe that a gorilla can lift an average elephant.
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#25  Edited By TheGoldenOne

Bruce Lee gets mauled

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#26  Edited By deactivated-60d8e8271946e
@entropy_aegis said:
"@comicdude23 said:
"@entropy_aegis said:
"@comicdude23 said:
"@Susanoo said:
"@progenitor: How much can a fully grown Gorilla bench? 600 lbs or a 1000? I believe Bruce is in the 600 lb mark. "
4 tons. "
You gotta be joking. their strength is somewhere in the 10-15 men range. between 2000-3000 lbs. approx 1 ton. "
They've been said on Documentries to be able to lift 4 tons max. "
I'm finding it hard to believe that a gorilla can lift an average elephant. "

It must be wrong then.
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#27  Edited By deactivated-60d8e8271946e

The Gorilla will most likley crush Bruce Lee's Skull.

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#28  Edited By entropy_aegis
@TheGoldenOne said:
"Bruce Lee gets mauled "

Pressure points ftw.
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#29  Edited By Larkin1388

Bruce Lee Stomps, the Gorilla is fast but Bruce is faster. Bruce Lee can poke through a skull with two fingers, i'd imagine that the gorilla would only be slightly tougher for him to defeat.

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#30  Edited By deactivated-60d8e8271946e
@entropy_aegis said:
"@TheGoldenOne said:
"Bruce Lee gets mauled "
Pressure points ftw. "

Or The Gorilla crushes his Skull....
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#31  Edited By GodDragonDevil
@Susanoo:

lol its just that I made a Bruce lee vs Iron Fist thread and thought you might of nade this to mock me lol.
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#32  Edited By deactivated-60d8e8271946e
@Larkin1388 said:
"Bruce Lee Stomps, the Gorilla is fast but Bruce is faster. Bruce Lee can poke through a skull with two fingers, i'd imagine that the gorilla would only be slightly tougher for him to defeat. "

.......
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#33  Edited By lvl100gastly
@Larkin1388: seriously he wouldnt even get that close gorillas arms are a whole lot longer and if it lands one shot then thats bruce lee out
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#34  Edited By GodDragonDevil
@comicdude23 said:
"@Larkin1388 said:
"Bruce Lee Stomps, the Gorilla is fast but Bruce is faster. Bruce Lee can poke through a skull with two fingers, i'd imagine that the gorilla would only be slightly tougher for him to defeat. "
....... "
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#35  Edited By TheGoldenOne
@GodDragonDevil said:
" @comicdude23 said:
"@Larkin1388 said:
"Bruce Lee Stomps, the Gorilla is fast but Bruce is faster. Bruce Lee can poke through a skull with two fingers, i'd imagine that the gorilla would only be slightly tougher for him to defeat. "
....... "
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#36  Edited By TheGoldenOne
@entropy_aegis said:
" @TheGoldenOne said:
"Bruce Lee gets mauled "
Pressure points ftw. "
lol I hope you're joking
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#37  Edited By Outside_85

Gorilla, those things can tear a man apart and move alot faster than you might think.

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#38  Edited By CRTrobinson

hahaha great question!  Bruce Lee stomps!!! lol

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#39  Edited By Omarpool

How is that fair? For the gorrilla.

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#40  Edited By deactivated-60d8e8271946e
@Omarpool said:
"How is that fair? For the gorrilla. "

Haha.
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#41  Edited By Larkin1388
@Shadowglenn: thats where bruces speed comes in, you cant hit what you cant catch
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#42  Edited By deactivated-60d8e8271946e
@Larkin1388 said:
" @Shadowglenn: thats where bruces speed comes in, you cant hit what you cant catch "

True, he was very fast. But he can't hurt The Gorilla.
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#43  Edited By lvl100gastly
@Larkin1388: blood lusted gorilla cant catch bruce... riigghht, it can move faster than him and i doubt its gonna work away with jabs its just gonna try and grab him and swing at him i doubt bruce will last long and bruce cant really hurt it
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#44  Edited By Larkin1388
@Shadowglenn: If bruce can break bricks and cinder blocks im pretty sure he can break a gorillas skull, besides bruses intelligence comes into play here, and speed as well, theres no proof that a gorilla can swing faster than bruce. Bruce has this in my eyes...
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#45  Edited By Chaos Prime

Imo there hasnt been a man/Woman alive that could goe head to head with a Silverback in its prime.Add bloodlusted & its over-kill even for the might Bruce Lee..

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#46  Edited By lvl100gastly
@Larkin1388: soon as bruce gets within reach he's done for. To reach the gorillas skull he has to get inside of its reach so i just see the gorilla crushing him. He cant get in and out fast enough for the gorilla not to catch hold of him because he will have to move within the gorillas guard. (not really a guard but thats what it is called)
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#47  Edited By lvl100gastly
@Chaos Prime: yeah thats my opinion as well. Anyone who would want to is just plain crazy and would probably get dropped within the first 30 seconds.
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#48  Edited By Larkin1388
@Shadowglenn: Not if he gets behind the gorilla, gorillas are fast but not as quick to react to something as fast as them. Bruce could jump off a tree real quick onto the gorillas back then BAM it's over for in this fight  the gorilla. Intelligence plays a key part in this fight, you think bruce lee is stupid enough to get within arms reach of a pissed of gorilla? I dont think so...
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#49  Edited By Outside_85
@Larkin1388:
You assume he can actually drop the gorilla  with a single blow, shattering a brick is one thing, dropping a gorilla while sitting on its back is something else.
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#50  Edited By lvl100gastly
@Larkin1388: bruce could not jump off a tree onto a gorillas back like that. The gorilla would not fight like a human it would do anything it takes to win and could get bruce off of its back before he could do anything. Or he could go for another option and just turn around while bruce is busy running up trees and flipping over him only to find he's back in front of the gorilla. They arent elephants and are quicker than an average human which although couldnt beat bruce could easily follow him through the air and turn with him.
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