Blob vs. Thor

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#1  Edited By redbull

Here's the deal. Thor invites Blob over his house for a slumber party. Unfortunately, Thor forgot to buy snacks for the night. While Thor is sleeping, Blob covers Mjolnir in chocolate syrup, then swallows the entire damn thing. Feeling embarassed by his desperate act of hunger, he hops on a flight to Bangkok.  By the time Thor wakes up, Mjolnir has been out of his grasp for too long, and he becomes human again. Now he wants to fight Blob to get his hammer back. Who wins this battle.

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#2  Edited By Power NeXus

Swallowing Mjolnir would require picking it up.

I don't think ol' Freddy Dukes is one of the few beings in the universe worthy of picking up Mjolnir.

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#3  Edited By redbull

OK, just imagine this.Mjolnir is leaning against Thor's bedstand. Blob literally deepthroats it, then rolls over onto his back. Are you saying Blob would be permanently pinned to the ground forever? Don't think so.

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#4  Edited By karrob

He wouldnt be able too. He still has to swallow it...

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#5  Edited By redbull

He can just gulp it down. Like this: 
 

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#6  Edited By Power NeXus

@redbull:  

Blob literally deepthroats it

 
 
Must... resist... NSFW... comment...

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#7  Edited By OldIdiotAccount

He Dies Swallowing It.
@Power NeXus said:

"

@redbull:  

Blob literally deepthroats it

 
 
Must... resist... NSFW... comment...

"
@redbull said:
" He can just gulp it down. Like this: 
 
"
LOL.
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#9  Edited By MrRagePants

LOL!, Blob wins by the sheer epicness of the drawing.
 Anyway, if Thor's human how can he win against Blob? He can punch him all day while Blob looks for another hammer to deep throat in.

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#10  Edited By Enyalios

Well, several things are wrong with the scenario as you posted it.  The obvious one already stated Blod would have to still somehow lift the hammer to eat it.  If he ate everything around it, by the proof we are presented, he is not moving.  Getting past that, the way Thor is written now, he would not revert to human form with the hammer away from him.  That was actually a concern by Blake when the hammer was broken was that Don would never be able to manifest.  Thor alone is more than enough for Blob.  Lastly, Thor can call Mjolnir back to him at anytime.  Blob better hope the hammer does not choose the most direct route though his stomach.
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Thor eats blob

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He would choke on Mjolnir.