Here's the deal. Thor invites Blob over his house for a slumber party. Unfortunately, Thor forgot to buy snacks for the night. While Thor is sleeping, Blob covers Mjolnir in chocolate syrup, then swallows the entire damn thing. Feeling embarassed by his desperate act of hunger, he hops on a flight to Bangkok. By the time Thor wakes up, Mjolnir has been out of his grasp for too long, and he becomes human again. Now he wants to fight Blob to get his hammer back. Who wins this battle.
Blob vs. Thor
Swallowing Mjolnir would require picking it up.
I don't think ol' Freddy Dukes is one of the few beings in the universe worthy of picking up Mjolnir.
He Dies Swallowing It.
@Power NeXus said:
"@redbull said:@redbull:
Blob literally deepthroats it
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Must... resist... NSFW... comment...
" He can just gulp it down. Like this:LOL.
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LOL!, Blob wins by the sheer epicness of the drawing.
Anyway, if Thor's human how can he win against Blob? He can punch him all day while Blob looks for another hammer to deep throat in.
Well, several things are wrong with the scenario as you posted it. The obvious one already stated Blod would have to still somehow lift the hammer to eat it. If he ate everything around it, by the proof we are presented, he is not moving. Getting past that, the way Thor is written now, he would not revert to human form with the hammer away from him. That was actually a concern by Blake when the hammer was broken was that Don would never be able to manifest. Thor alone is more than enough for Blob. Lastly, Thor can call Mjolnir back to him at anytime. Blob better hope the hammer does not choose the most direct route though his stomach.
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